pwrcrzy52 Posted August 26, 2010 Member ID: 103 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 43 Topic Count: 698 Topics Per Day: 0.12 Content Count: 3300 Content Per Day: 0.58 Reputation: 1604 Achievement Points: 25692 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 31, 2024 Birthday: 07/10/1952 Device: Windows Posted August 26, 2010 An eighteen-year-old Italian girl tells her mom that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know! The girl picks up the phone and makes call. Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished Englishman with gray hair and impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps out of it and enters the house. He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl, and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. However, I can't marry her because of my personal family situation, but I'll take charge. "If a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, beach villa and a $1,000,000 bank account." "If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and $2,000,000 bank account." "If it is twins, a factory and $1,000,000 each. However, if there is a miscarriage..." At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, "You'll have sex with her again!" Awards
Credit Posted August 26, 2010 Member ID: 1030 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 17 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 357 Content Per Day: 0.06 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 1955 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 01/17/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: Never Birthday: 06/25/1990 Posted August 26, 2010 Its ok but not verry funny Just kidding quite funny it is
JohnnyDos Posted August 26, 2010 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.18 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.31 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Posted August 26, 2010 An Offer he can't refuse.Ha Ha Another good one by the Pwr.
GhostHunter Posted August 26, 2010 Member ID: 1370 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 18 Topic Count: 19 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 149 Content Per Day: 0.03 Reputation: 37 Achievement Points: 1117 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 04/25/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 10, 2014 Birthday: 07/12/1966 Posted August 26, 2010 This man must be Al Bundi,lol
Dark Asylumn Posted August 26, 2010 Member ID: 809 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 41 Topic Count: 252 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 2840 Content Per Day: 0.50 Reputation: 1032 Achievement Points: 20424 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 11/29/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 22 hours ago Birthday: 06/25/1979 Device: Windows Posted August 26, 2010 nice Awards
Teleck Posted August 27, 2010 Member ID: 601 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 2 Topic Count: 52 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 389 Content Per Day: 0.07 Reputation: 69 Achievement Points: 2583 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 22, 2016 Birthday: 07/13/1967 Posted August 27, 2010 2 funny joke medals? and you give us that? you shame us )
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