An Old Post of Mine For RobMC

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@RobMc I thought you'd like this one.

I live in Canada in a small town. Well I had to go to the big city to work. On my very first pay night I went into a

bar. I sat beside the most beautiful woman. Brown hair, Blue eyes, full red lips, curvaceous body, full round at attention breast and long slender legs. I offered to buy her a drink.

She looked at me and Said "Look you seem like a nice guy from the country I really don't want to take this drink from you"."

 

"Why not?" I asked.

 

"I'm not what you are looking for." she said

 

"I don't understand"

 

"Look, I'm a Lesbian!" she said

 

"What's a Lesbian? I'm a catholic./core/plugins/tiny_mce3/plugins/emotions/img/smiley-innocent.gif" I said

 

"Oh, you really are from the country. I'll explain it to you. See that beautiful Girl up dancing with her boy friend."

 

"Yes I see her."

 

"Well I want to go over there grab a hold of her throw her on the table kiss her passionately, feel her body against mine, run my hand up her thigh and take her home and make love to her all night long!" she said

 

At that moment I couldn't control my self any longer. I broke down in tears and sobbed uncontrollably.

 

She then took me in her arms and consoled me. "Oh my god. What's  wrong I didn't mean to hurt you!"

 

"No, No" I said. " I just realized I'm a LESBIAN TOO"

[RobMc]

Brilliant Wayne

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