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A newlywed goes on his honeymoon and wants to give his new bride a honeymoon to remember, he takes with him some liquid Viagra to ensure he doesn't fail in consummating the marriage. After a steamy session the first night he switches out the light and reaches for the Viagra, but by mistake grabs a bottle of Tippex and drinks it, he awakens the next morning to the largest correction he's ever had.



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Rob

on this side of the pond  it's called  white-outimage.thumb.png.eeb901adddf7d80712082f0fb1b3b78e.pngimage.thumb.png.e606ceef4c34d4e457984db18ed6e120.png

and  no  recrection fluid.

but this reminded me with  chip dip  and  wall fast drying spot puddy , while watching a movie in the dark , i grabbed the wrong container for were same size. immediately tasted some thing wrong an spit it out but 1/2 abit went down  the hatch, i drank water all night long to flush it out of system.....uck 



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1 hour ago, KaptCrunch said:

Rob

on this side of the pond  it's called  white-outimage.thumb.png.eeb901adddf7d80712082f0fb1b3b78e.pngimage.thumb.png.e606ceef4c34d4e457984db18ed6e120.png

and  no  recrection fluid.

but this reminded me with  chip dip  and  wall fast drying spot puddy , while watching a movie in the dark , i grabbed the wrong container for were same size. immediately tasted some thing wrong an spit it out but 1/2 abit went down  the hatch, i drank water all night long to flush it out of system.....uck 

Thanks Kapt, that ruined the joke for most of you then?



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we dont have tipp=ex here in Quebec so i didnt get the joke aT first krunchy made the picture to it so i laughed



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Posted (edited)

no worry Rob i even messed up with erection fluid spelling  lol correction 

i guess were shown our age 

Edited by KaptCrunch

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