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The phone company was going to hire one team of telephone pole installers, and the boss had to choose between a team of two Norwegian guys and a team of two Canadian guys.  So he met with both teams and said: "Here's what we'll do.  Each team will be installing poles out on the new road for a day. The team that installs the most phone poles gets the job." Both teams headed right out. At the end of the shift, Ole and Sven, the Norwegian guys, came back and the boss asked them how many they had installed. They said that it was tough going, but they'd put in twelve. Forty-five minutes later, Mark and Wayne, the Canadian guys came in, and they were totally exhausted. The boss asked, "Well, how many poles did you guys install? Wayne, the team leader, wiped his brow and sighed, "Mark and me, we got three in." The boss gasped, "Three? Those two Norwegian guys put in twelve!" "Oh Yah?," said Wayne, " you should see how much they left sticking' out of the ground!"



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Posted (edited)

yes Rob speed VS quality ....scenarios,  the Canadian crew were digging 2 Meter holes  while the Swedes were doing 0.3048i meters.

don't park your car around the Swedes poles in a wind storm

 

 

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money vs safety......Greed


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2 hours ago, KaptCrunch said:

yes Rob speed VS quality ....scenarios,  the Canadian crew were digging 2 Meter holes  while the Swedes were doing 0.3048i meters.

don't park your car around the Swedes poles in a wind storm

 

 

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OMG that wasn't the point of the joke Kapt?? far too technical



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3 hours ago, KaptCrunch said:

yes Rob speed VS quality ....scenarios,  the Canadian crew were digging 2 Meter holes  while the Swedes were doing 0.3048i meters.

don't park your car around the Swedes poles in a wind storm

 

 

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Also you have to consider the frost depthness about-3-4 feet so 6 feet is deeper so frost has almost no effect..



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Or maybe the canadians were building underground lines.......



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Posted (edited)
10 minutes ago, major-mark63 said:

Or maybe the canadians were building underground lines.......

OMG I'm giving up, but notice the carefully chosen names Mark and Wayne

 

🤣

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Also you have to consider the frost depthness about-3-4 feet so 6 feet is deeper so frost has almost no effect..

forgot to mention that 



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Posted (edited)
1 hour ago, RobMc said:

OMG I'm giving up, but notice the carefully chosen names Mark and Wayne

 

🤣

haha seen that in the third eye, or were marked men on the rader of power sucking lies   

you know where I'am,  tired of this world lies please let me rise again on the cross hairs 

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or was it God's eye


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3 hours ago, RobMc said:

OMG that wasn't the point of the joke Kapt?? far too technical

when you targeted Canadians and Marc 



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Posted (edited)

Rob please RESPECT life for money is a tool for fools

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genecide to covid


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1 hour ago, KaptCrunch said:

when you targeted Canadians and Marc 

OMG IT'S a JOKE I wasn't targeting Canadians 



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1 hour ago, KaptCrunch said:

Rob please RESPECT life for money is a tool for fools

If money is a tool for fools make me an idiot

Nooooo just realised what I said, I'm done with that

 

My wife said if you won the lottery would you still love me?

Of course I said, but I'd miss you



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42 minutes ago, RobMc said:

If money is a tool for fools make me an idiot

Nooooo just realised what I said, I'm done with that

 

My wife said if you won the lottery would you still love me?

Of course I said, but I'd miss you

Granma was correct money and friends are soon parted  you greedy man LoL 

 



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OMG IT'S a JOKE I wasn't targeting Canadians 

comedy and ole folks keeping the wits working,  no harm 


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