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Mark and Wayne were on a walking holiday in Scotland. While they were walking through the rugged Scottish mountains one crisp Autumn day, they became rather thirsty, so they decided to stop at a remote croft and ask for something to drink. The lady of the house invited them in, saying they were the first Canadians she had ever met. Marvelling at their manly physiques and strong accents she gave them a drink of water, only $30 
 Then, as it was somewhat chilly outside, she served them a bowl of soup by the peat fire, a bargain $40 a bowl. While they were eating the soup, they noticed that there was a wee pig agitatedly running around the kitchen. He kept running up to the visitors and giving them a headbutt and a growl. The men commented that they had never seen a pig this friendly before. The lady of the house replied, “Och sure, he’s not that friendly at all. They're his bowls you’ve been using.”
 

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