RobMc Posted August 29 Member ID: 25355 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 343 Topics Per Day: 0.11 Content Count: 6002 Content Per Day: 1.86 Reputation: 9593 Achievement Points: 65501 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 152 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: 1 hour ago Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Posted August 29 (edited) Mark and Wayne were on a walking holiday in Scotland. While they were walking through the rugged Scottish mountains one crisp Autumn day, they became rather thirsty, so they decided to stop at a remote croft and ask for something to drink. The lady of the house invited them in, saying they were the first Canadians she had ever met. Marvelling at their manly physiques and strong accents she gave them a drink of water, only $30 Then, as it was somewhat chilly outside, she served them a bowl of soup by the peat fire, a bargain $40 a bowl. While they were eating the soup, they noticed that there was a wee pig agitatedly running around the kitchen. He kept running up to the visitors and giving them a headbutt and a growl. The men commented that they had never seen a pig this friendly before. The lady of the house replied, “Och sure, he’s not that friendly at all. They're his bowls you’ve been using.” Edited August 29 by RobMc Dot80 and major-mark63 2
major-mark63 Posted August 29 Member ID: 23233 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 26 Topic Count: 54 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 3260 Content Per Day: 0.88 Reputation: 2407 Achievement Points: 26282 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 12 Joined: 09/10/15 Status: Online Last Seen: 2 minutes ago Birthday: 08/11/1963 Device: Windows Posted August 29 10 hours ago, RobMc said: Mark and Wayne were on a walking holiday in Scotland. While they were walking through the rugged Scottish mountains one crisp Autumn day, they became rather thirsty, so they decided to stop at a remote croft and ask for something to drink. The lady of the house invited them in, saying they were the first Canadians she had ever met. Marvelling at their manly physiques and strong accents she gave them a drink of water, only $30 Then, as it was somewhat chilly outside, she served them a bowl of soup by the peat fire, a bargain $40 a bowl. While they were eating the soup, they noticed that there was a wee pig agitatedly running around the kitchen. He kept running up to the visitors and giving them a headbutt and a growl. The men commented that they had never seen a pig this friendly before. The lady of the house replied, “Och sure, he’s not that friendly at all. They're his bowls you’ve been using.” Some thing wrong in the story we canadians dont drink water it makes rust in the underwear, scotch whiskey would be more realistic LOL RobMc 1 Awards
RobMc Posted August 29 Member ID: 25355 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 343 Topics Per Day: 0.11 Content Count: 6002 Content Per Day: 1.86 Reputation: 9593 Achievement Points: 65501 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 152 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: 1 hour ago Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Author Posted August 29 (edited) 2 hours ago, major-mark63 said: we canadians dont drink water it makes rust in the underwear You sure this 'rust stain' isn't due to trying British curries???? diaper boy Edited August 29 by RobMc major-mark63 1
Biotech Posted August 31 Member ID: 23616 Group: ++ COD5 Admin Followers: 20 Topic Count: 16 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 1022 Content Per Day: 0.28 Reputation: 1326 Achievement Points: 8392 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 11/24/15 Status: Offline Last Seen: 4 hours ago Birthday: 12/03/1965 Device: Windows Posted August 31 Rob pace yourself, at this rate you are going to run out of Canadians to joke about RobMc 1 Awards
RobMc Posted August 31 Member ID: 25355 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 343 Topics Per Day: 0.11 Content Count: 6002 Content Per Day: 1.86 Reputation: 9593 Achievement Points: 65501 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 152 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: 1 hour ago Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Author Posted August 31 1 hour ago, Biotech said: pace yourself, That's a coincidence Bio, the exact words of Essssieeee last night, spooky
Biotech Posted August 31 Member ID: 23616 Group: ++ COD5 Admin Followers: 20 Topic Count: 16 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 1022 Content Per Day: 0.28 Reputation: 1326 Achievement Points: 8392 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 11/24/15 Status: Offline Last Seen: 4 hours ago Birthday: 12/03/1965 Device: Windows Posted August 31 yeah she always takes the words out of my mouth RobMc 1 Awards
KaptCrunch Posted September 1 Member ID: 389 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 49 Topic Count: 455 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 5801 Content Per Day: 0.99 Reputation: 5037 Achievement Points: 46114 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 90 Joined: 09/14/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 3 hours ago Birthday: 01/01/1970 Device: Windows Posted September 1 (edited) On 8/29/2025 at 11:34 AM, RobMc said: You sure this 'rust stain' isn't due to trying British curries???? diaper boy AKA (also. known. as.) skid marks in the undies from too much alcohol intake and sphincter muscle gets drunk too no offence Marc Edited September 1 by KaptCrunch the sphincter that shuts the flow off at anal canal Awards
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