Rectal exam

[RobMc]

Hi Rob he said

Before we start bend over and drop your trousers

I heard the snap of the rubber gloves, and the horrendous probing finger

Seems ok but I'll see you again in six months

I must get a new dentist

[TBB]

7 hours ago, RobMc said:

Hi Rob he said

Before we start bend over and drop your trousers

I heard the snap of the rubber gloves, and the horrendous probing finger

Seems ok but I'll see you again in six months

I must get a new dentist

Bloody Limey - doing everything ass backwards!!!   

[KaptCrunch]

18 hours ago, TBB said:

Bloody Limey - doing everything ass backwards!!!   

rectum is the location  lol  rob  all you see is shit, no iris there 

Edited 2 hours ago by KaptCrunch

[KaptCrunch]

10 hours ago, RobMc said:

Hi Rob he said

Before we start bend over and drop your trousers

I heard the snap of the rubber gloves, and the horrendous probing finger

Seems ok but I'll see you again in six months

I must get a new dentist

diffently rob change doctors for this dentist is a fruitcake, try optromist   next time 

Edited 17 hours ago by KaptCrunch

[RobMc]

3 hours ago, KaptCrunch said:

rectum is the locatiom  lol  rob  all you see is shit, no iris there 

Where do flowers come into it Kapt??          

[RobMc]

3 hours ago, KaptCrunch said:

diffently rob change doctors for this dentist is a fruitcake, try optromist   next time 

There are times when I despair of my fellow humans, usually in these forums, you're idiots

[major-mark63]

Did you had the corneatis-rectalis disease?????

Its an affliction when the cornea nerve and rectal nerve got twisted together .

Then you see shit every where.

(free translation from a french joke)

[RobMc]

2 hours ago, major-mark63 said:

Did you had the corneatis-rectalis disease?????

Its an affliction when the cornea nerve and rectal nerve got twisted together .

Then you see shit every where.

(free translation from a french joke)

How are you all relating rectums to eyes??? is there something old Rob is missing (other than hair), I feel an asshole not knowing. Is eyestrain linked to constipation?? I feel we should consult with Rugger, for by now he is surely an authority on assholes. Are brown eyes a result of this link?, is Kapt's 'Iris' an asshole spy?, am I drunk (yes), I look forward to your comments, let's get to the bottom of this mystery.

Your faithful servant Rob  

[KaptCrunch]

38 minutes ago, RobMc said:

How are you all relating rectums to eyes??? is there something old Rob is missing (other than hair), I feel an asshole not knowing. Is eyestrain linked to constipation?? I feel we should consult with Rugger, for by now he is surely an authority on assholes. Are brown eyes a result of this link?, is Kapt's 'Iris' an asshole spy?, am I drunk (yes), I look forward to your comments, let's get to the bottom of this mystery.

Your faithful servant Rob  

Dear Robbie  the hat  was tossed at the ring of Canadians  sorry i not with M.I.6 or the establishment,  non paid court jester at your service Sir Rob 

every watch total recall  with them living on mars  

[RobMc]

43 minutes ago, KaptCrunch said:

the hat  was tossed at the ring of Canadians

Ah the 'ring' of Canadians, a fitting insight into our quest for the truth, how are the 'rings' of Canadians different?? Next time I'm at the toilets in the park I must consult with my more learned colleagues, inclined that way, into the subtle nuances of differing nationalities rings. Do they smear them in maple syrup, as they do to so many different things, or is this stretching the truth?? (how many will get this?)

[KaptCrunch]

common Rob just bacon & maple syrup 

code name enema operation, open the canadain enigma book to follow along,  remind u that AI is recording reason for buzz words  

[major-mark63]

this one for you @RobMc

Humans organs are arguing to who is the chief or master organ.

The brain start : im the one who decide what to do , im sending the signals to make to body work. i will be chief.

The heart replied : im the on who pumps blood all over the body to make it work. im the chief.

The lungs  said : im the one who take air to clean the blood so im the chief.

then a small voice said i want to be the chief , the rectum said it.

All others organs laughed loudly at him , you dont have the assets to b e a chief you only expels shit out.

in big tears the rectum shuts himself and contracted tight of sadness.

after a few days brains felted bad so it has difficulty to think , heart was feeling bad starting to struggle , lungs where preesed up by the inflating gut could barely breathe...

suddenly they all replied OK OK OK rectum you re the chief  you win.

 

Moral of this story you dont have to be a brain to be a chief.......