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He only hangs out like you in the best jointz

it helps to pass thru long winters

As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus. Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg She tried to take the step, only to discover that she couldn't. So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step. Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg. With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to take the step. About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus. She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled 'How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!' The Texan smiled and drawled, 'Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we were friends

XtremeIdiots would like to wish all members celebrating their birthday today a happy birthday. hellboy (51)

Well I hope you get to enjoy those beautiful places!!

Watching for 2 caribeans cruises one in md-jan and one in feb , since we did a few cruises needed to go on ports i never did so St-vincent and grenadines , bonaire , harvest caye for few others. I would love to depart from Galveston or New-Orleans which i never been.

Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives, however They had got over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to Pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought She would take off her panties and use them. Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive Pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave That had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she Proceeded to wipe with that. After the girls did their business they proceeded to Go home. The next day one of the woman's husband was concerned That his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, So he phoned the other husband and said: 'These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home with no panties!!' 'That's nothing' said the other husband, 'Mine came back with a card stuck to her arse that Said.. 'From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you.''

Wow you blow the lines?? the rest of the states snort them?? you must be loaded??

Only an >IDIOT< would wear Bermudas in January

i'll be playing aswell, played both beta weekends so can't wait to some of the changes, as some things really need to be changed.

Realy nice game, and i am glad Dukoo's Rocket Sniper has been implemented once again. Defo a no brainer to buy it onces it comes out.

I just got a few games in. Not too bad, feels more fluid than most BF games.