BigPapaDean

Here is the after my haircut and beard trim!

I'm so old I went to scratch my balls but they sagged so much I can't reach them!

I'm so old I think ya'll are normal!

I am so old I fart when I tie my shoes! And it's.........!

Happy birthday!

I am so old I nearly starved as I forgot what I went to the kitchen for!

Hence the OCD lol

Concentrate it will come back in a few years!

Gross I thought pubic hair went out in the 80's!

I'm so old I am the rotating jets!

I was just playing in the DM Custom maps server and I was doing my usual trying to cut as many as I could when it happened! I was shot, lost my weapon, so I was trying to switch to my pistol but couldn't seem to do it! So I tried throwing knives and ended up being very successful at it> The strange thing was I was invisible to all the other players and when they would accidentally shoot me I was hurt but couldn't seem to die! I tried to get some to spect me but was not able to do that so I figured some one would need to know about this so here it is! I have no idea why or what would cause this. I felt like I was in god mode but I don't have any idea how to do that but it felt more like a glitch type thing than anything! If you wanna talk to me pm me and I can meet you in teamspeak!

I may be a slob but I am still OCD! lol

it would take a huge picture for you to see that little thing!

She could do that one blind!

All I noticed was the cloudy spot on your windshield! Every time the camera slid it was in a different [lace on the screen! lol

Welcome Rocket it's about time!

It's so good to see her doing so good! She is gorgeous and I am happy to hear she had fun! Great memories for the rest of her life!

What is that horrid smell coming from this thread!? Smells like a midget porn stage and just as gooey and sticky! Is hxtr in here too? OMG I think he missed this party!

Hurry back!

Didn't you see the twinkle you put in his eyes?

How about Listerine? I have it for you!

I really didn't man to sound like I was shitting all over the admins! I was just really frustrated and of course I don't handle that so well anymore! I am sorry if I sounded that way but I just wanted some input like Labob gave me! Thanks guys I deleted the mod and redid my weapons and was able to get a very effective weapon that I can actually kill others with! It seems to have helped to this point but you know me I am never a completely happy camper. Oops I don't camp so I guess all is well for now!

Well guys I have tried and worn almost every kind of keyboard, game pad, mouse, and headset known to the human race! I now use a G700 mouse A Logitech K120 Keyboard and A S600 wireless headset and I don't know how long any of them will last! I use my hand when I watch gay midget porn! I will rent it out to anyone needing to relieve themselves!

So what do you do for the toe coordination or lack there of? lol