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SABRE when you say cod5, you mean WAW...right? if so, i guess i got to re-install that game and check it out. Yes we are talking about WAW Sabre and it is the Vietnam Freeze tag server. Would be glad to have you join us sometime.

The hell with playing with them in Ftag2, come and play with me in the bedroom Red. It would be a lot more fun... Glad to see you back and hope all is well with you Red.

SABRE RogueKill, your name sounds familiar too. i think we have played against one another some time in the past. Wolf, is that Vietnam freeze tag on a cod4 server or is it a totally different game? And dont worry about being a Navy Vet...got nothing but respect for all vets. After all, its people like us that are willing to give our lives so other people can stay home and work a normal job. It's on our COD5 server SABRE. Hope to see you in there sometime.

A dog lover, whose dog was a female and "in heat', agreed to look after her neighbors male dog at her house while they were away on vacation. She had a large house however and believed that she could keep them apart. As she was drifting off to sleep she heard awful howling and moaning sounds. She rushed downstairs and found the dogs locked together, in obvious pain and unable to disengage as so frequently happens when they mate. She was unable to separate them and perplexed as to what to do next. Although it was late, she called the vet, who answered in a very grumpy voice. Having explained the problem to him, the vet said. "Hang up the phone and place it down alongside the dogs. I will then call you back and the noise of the ringing will make the male lose his erection and be able to withdraw." "Do you think that will work?" she asked. "It just worked for me" he replied.

Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize. 'Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you’d allow me,' she told him. 'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands at his groin. At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked, 'How does that feel?’ 'Feels great,' he replied; 'but I still think my thumb's broken! ''

Congrats and the beer is on you DJ...

Cool BANPIRE, my wife has a 2009 red turbo charged one and I love driving it.

Great song and a great artist Weed. Thanks for the post.

Sadesky Don't know about cheating, but the game has lost its appeal for me. I have put in over five hundred hours and I still get disgusted with the "good players". The whole style is kinda punky, a lot of spawn killing and people do not play the game, it's always TDM no matter if it's DOM, CTF, or what camping and killing, spawn trapping how many kills can one get, not any fun for me. I saw this on a XI server CTF game people in the enemies spawn not trying to capture the flag, but spawn kill, just hiding and killing as people spawn, I was spawn killed three times in a row by the same person, I don't play that server anymore. I love the game, weapons, perks are all really cool, too bad the style of play sucks. Oh yeah, I am a really bad player so I would not know a cheater if I saw one, but I can tell a shit head player. +1

I have a GTX 260 and I play it on high settings with no problem but I also have a quad core processor and 6 gigs of ram.

Something else you can do if it pops up on your screen is to shut your computer down before you click on anything. Then when you restart it will be gone from your screen and not be installed in your computer.

My deepest sympathy and thoughts go out to you and the family LilAcorn.

Don't tell anybody but I think Labob has a problem.... I think he deserves a jerk off medal or something...

Thanks Astronomer, very good post. Lots of people have complained about that noise.

Welcome to the family Kash and enjoy.

Hey Tacobill I see you took my advice last night and registered. Always fun shooting you and getting shot by you in the COD5 FT server. Welcome to the forums and you fit right in with the group bud.

Yes it was an April Fools joke..... Copied from that link on page 2.... OpenWarfare wishes you a HAPPY 2011 APRIL FOOLS' DAY!

OMG Amboy you are one sick puppy... That one didn't make my boner go away it made my dick get up and leave...

Oh man, when I read new baby I was expecting something real cute but not that way...

Very nice...

Boomer yeah me too, can't wait the go dive for some this year! Where do you dive at Boomer? I used to go to the Keyes every year diving for lobster.

Mr. FireCracker lol grey......... funstick can love me all he wants..! i know he likes gay midget porn well im not a midget so he will still have to watch the midget porn lmao I like his comebacks and banter. I think with time he will fit right in...

Better but some where in between would be best. Just my feelings but it's not my sig so take it for what it is worth...

Nice looking sig but needs to be slowed down a little. Goes by to fast to catch it all.

I have one and they do use power and they run quit warm but it is a great card and I wouldn't get rid of it. I can play Black Ops on high settings without a stutter. Hope that helps.