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I know that something similar to this was posted at least a couple years ago but it's worth a repost. Veet hair removal made specifically for women's legs is occasionally tried by men on their junk. The following is just one of many reviews left by men on Amazon.com. If you want to read more reviews click on the link. http://www.amazon.com/Veet-Hair-Removal-Creme-200ml/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK Customer Review 9,440 of 9,647 people found the following review helpful A warning from across the pond..., July 3, 2012 By A. Chappell This review is from: Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme 200ml (1) (Health and Beauty) After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly succesful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits. Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit of a treat. I ordered it well in advance and working in the North sea I considerd myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was. I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn't have long to wait. At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head. Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the destruction of the meat and two veg. Struggling to not bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel of in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair. Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief. I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid of and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing soon returned .Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn't managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the drawer for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon.I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so.I took a handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse. This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found it's way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running it's engines behind me. This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain. The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before. unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering..." Ooooh that feels good ". Understandably this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in it caused an involutary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction. I can understand that having a sprout farted against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status...So to sum it up Veet removes hair, dignity and self respect...

Loader is more into the woman on the left. About a year ago I bought a bread machine, not sure why I just wanted to try it. Been making all different kinds since then but our favorite is the rasin cinnamon. Made a loaf today, and as usual it came out perfectly. I'll be slicing it in a few minutes so we can enjoy it warm.

Great pics BDS. I watched a couple days of the races myself, although my boss had his own photographers to take pictures of his boat, so I didn't bother bringing my camera.

Here is what the little nephrite (green jade) pebbles look like close-up.

So your husband's hands are warmer?

My daughter has been bugging me to take her to the beach for the last few days so today we have beautiful 75 degree weather with no fog at the coast and we drove down to Fort Cronkhite which is just around the corner from the Golden Gate Bridge. I've been going to this beach since I was her age and we spent a couple hours sitting in the sun and rock hounding. The beach is made up of tumbled agate gravel rather than sand, and you can find all different colors. She filled her backpack with about 20 pounds for her aquarium. I forgot to grab my Nikon so these are just a couple cell phone pics. Close-up of the gravel.

This is just crazy talk. Everybody who isn't insane knows that aliens did it.

I'd much rather import Kate Upton for things other than gaming.

I looked it up on Google images. Here is what it said. This is in-fact the world's largest silencer. The side expansion chambers are to accommodate the blast of the cannon’s muzzle brake. It was built to reduce noise to communities nearby in Germany. The vehicle pictured is the M109G 155mm self-propelled howitzer.

Logan don't forget, no matter how much the doctor's say it's ok, you shouldn't get an erection while he's cupping your balls. This explains why you thanked him and why most XI members avoid meeting you in person. But glad everything is ok with you. I think we need to approach Rat Fink about joining XI again. I know he hasn't been interested in the past, but perhaps his thought process has changed since his near death experience. I consider him just as much of a part of the XI family as anybody who plays on the COD2 servers.

I just played TDM with the background sounds removed. It does make a big difference. What really jumped out at me was the lack of the countdown as the game ended, but I like it much better.

Johnnie, you do realize that the article you linked to in your original post is fake right? It even says as much in the article itself. As far as the CNN report on domestic terrorism is concerned, the Obama administration is doing everything within their power to fan the flames of racial divide in this country. There have been only a handful of domestic terrorism instances over the last 50 years committed by white right wing nut jobs like the unibomber and the Oklahoma City bomber. Under the current definition of domestic terrorism by the FBI, the Ferguson Missouri riots and Ft. Hood mass shooting falls under the definition of domestic terrorism, but we don't hear a peep about that in their findings. Just more of the same from that dumbass in the oval office.

Sounds like you're experiencing the reasons I hate going to LA. It sucks down there. Yes I get up to Clear Lake because my brother and his family lives up there. If you get out this way with your boat hit me up and we'll wet a line. Drive carefully and stay safe in LA.

Well shit that looks easy. Thanks Bart. Will it work on MacDaddy? That's another annoying noise on COD2.

Just heard on the news that investigators found a note from his doctor at his house stating that he should be excused from work on the day that he crashed the plane. The guy was hiding a medical condition that would have kept him from flying, and it cost 150 people their lives.

Congratulations!

More than likely we do Joe, but then you have the opposite problem which is, what if a nut-case on the ground is able to get control of a plane in the air and crash it? There are already rumors that hackers of certain governments have been able to temporarily take control of military drones, although I'm sure whatever government owns the drones doesn't want that information made public and is in full denial mode. All of this great technology is making the world a much scarier place.

It's been all over the news for the last couple of days, but now it's looking more like the co-pilot intentionally crashed the plane. No motive for the co-pilot committing suicide just yet. On US flights when one pilot leaves the cockpit, a flight attendent must sit in the cockpit in case there is a medical emergency with the person flying the plane. That's not the rule on European flights, but I'm guessing it will be from now on. With the Malaysian flight last year vanishing without a trace and now this one intentionially crashing, something bad is going on. I hope they don't find that it was related to terrorism. Those poor passengers must have known something horrible was wrong for the last 10 minutes of their lives. Thoughts and prayers to them and their families.

I feel your pain Lead, and I live it every day of my life driving on these fucking roads in California. If you find yourself just north of the Golden Gate Bridge for any time shoot me a PM and we can grab a bite or a drink. Not everything sucks about this state, just most of it.

Please tell me that you don't drive a Prius. If you say yes I will call for a vote to have you immediately expelled from the clan.

Punkbuster hasn't supported COD2 in years so we haven't been using it. We have a crack team of admins to keep the hackers off of the servers and so far it's worked just fine.

How do you say happy birthday to an XI icon like Bullet? After careful consideration, this seems to be the best fit.

Flawlessly. It was like driving a new car. Appreciate it Boss.

Where I grew up in southern Ohio, the drinking age was 18. So of course I had a fake ID as was buying beer from around the age of 15. Our drink of choice in those days was Schoenling Little Kings and Genesee. I grew up in a beer drinking family and my parents always drank Carling Black Label, long neck bottles in the big reusable cardboard case with the flip top lids. Then my dad decided to buy a keg machine when I was about 10 in about 1970, and so I started tapping beers off the keg when they weren't home. I even got caught at a neighbors party one night with an empty milk jug full of beer. Needless to say dad wasn't too thrilled.

Happy birthday Chelsea!