little_old_man

Thanks everybody. I forgot about it until my wife and kids called me this morning and sang happy birthday to me over the phone. This is a first in my 56 years of birthdays, sitting in a truck stop in Portland Oregon. It doesn't matter where I am, just so I'm alive and enjoying life.

He was the centerfold in ManBoobs Monthly a few years ago. Loader sent me his copy.

Damn bds, they're almost as big as your man boobs.

I was watching that report live when it happened. Knew right away somebody didn't read their notes before going live on air, then I started laughing my ass off.

You live a charmed life Olive. The video, editing and photographs are all outstanding. The scenery looks very similar to what you would find in the American west. The deserts of particularly Nevada and Utah look almost exactly like where you were. You should take a tour here some time. Great work!

Drove through a blizzard in Wyoming yesterday and not a cloud in the sky. A foot of snow on the ground with blue skies, but 50 MPH winds and low temps created a white out on the highway. Was almost too bright to see even with sun glasses on. Glad I don't live there.

Getting out the family photo album again I see.

Jim, Words cannot express my sorrow at the loss of your soul mate. I am sorry that I didn't see earlier posts about what you were going through because my new job keeps me off line most of the time. My friend, you are a man of extraordinary strength and fortitude. You obviously loved your beautiful wife more than life itself, and the fact that you are strong enough to talk so openly of her final moments here only further shows what you're made of. She moved on to the next part of life feeling the love of her family, and that is all any of us can hope for when it's our turn to walk through that door. I would normally close with telling you to stay strong, but I know that won't be a problem for you. With great respect, LOM (Steve)

An unfortunate side-effect of two very different cultures clashing. My thoughts and prayers are with the families.

If you removed the files and it still says that it means that you're gay. Sorry to be the one to break it to you. Well, no I'm not.

bds if you're going to post family pics at least identify yourself in the pic.

My prayers are with you brother. Stay strong for her and the rest of your family.

Happy belated birthday Mac. I'll try to get back in and steal all of your favorite camping spots as soon as I can.

I stand corrected. Who am I to argue with somebody who was there and lived it?

Bullet rubbing Window are two words that shouldn't be in the same sentence. Although it was probably a pretty common sight in their childhood.

Congratulations Baldie. Your post made me look at my own stats and it looks like I've also been an idiot for 6 years. Go figure.

I actually like Chicago in the summer and I love Chicago deep dish pizza. That's about it though. Fuck winter, never again.

I'll take California rain over this cold bullshit any day of the week. Woke up this morning in Iowa. It was 15 degrees and a 20 MPH wind which made it feel below zero. Now I'm near Topeka KS and it's 55. Much better. Tomorrow I'll be in New Mexico and a day or two after home for a few days. Maybe I'll even find time to get in a round of COD2. I'd play from my truck using my phone as a hotspot, but I'd probably use up my monthly allowance of bandwidth in a few minutes. The beach looks nice bds, you evil bastard.

They did, and it's still saying FU to me. I'm in Clinton IA right now and will be waking up to snow in the morning. I hope Window and Bullet have to shovel it in the morning.

Neither did I.

I had a number of notable bowel movements while in Illinois from the horrible food. One can only assume that based on the obvious state of decay of the roads and sewage systems that some of my shit will find it's way to your kitchen sink.

Later that day somebody stole 100 pounds of Crisco from the kitchen and was seen selling handfuls of it for big bucks.

I would, but if I got caught picking up vermin from Illinois I'd get fired. Too late anyway, I'm already near Indianapolis.

Finally getting out today, but I have to go further east to do it. Heading to Indiana in a few hours then off to Iowa and fianally down to Arizona by the 4th. From there I can smell home and it smells good.