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Wilkommen, Pforzi! I enjoy our games together! (But you stab me too often!)

I always thought Hxtr subsisted from income from his interests in Apple...

Welcome, Skuz'!

Got no alert here but the theme stopped working (with Firefox) and I had to clear the cache for the site to display properly.

Golf on Christmas Day Four old timers were playing their weekly game of golf, one remarked how nice it would be to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed and without an argument go directly to the golf course, meet his buddies and play a round. His buddies all chimed in saying, "Let's do it! We'll make it a priority; figure out a way and we'll meet here early, Christmas morning." Months later, that special morning arrived and there they were on the golf course. The first guy said, "Boy this game cost me a fortune! I bought my wife a diamond ring that she can't take her eyes off." The second guy says, "I spent a ton too. My wife is at home planning the cruise I gave her. She was up to her eyeballs in brochures." The third guy says "Well my wife is at home admiring her new car; reading the manual." They all turned to the last guy in the group who was staring at them like they had lost their minds. "I can't believe you all went to such expense for this golf game. I slapped my wife on the butt and said, "Well babe, Merry Christmas! It's a great morning - intercourse or golf course?" She said, “Don’t forget your sweater.”

Over 300 Canadian heroes of WW1 are laid to rest locally here: http://www.cwgc.org/find-a-cemetery/cemetery/40120/SHORNCLIFFE%20MILITARY%20CEMETERY

They shall grow not old, as we that are left grow old: Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn. At the going down of the sun and in the morning, We will remember them.

Here's the wiki. Personally, I would stay away from the number keys as, yes, 1-5 are assigned to weapons. Oh and we mustn't forget the use key... http://wiki.modsrepository.com/index.php/Call_of_Duty_5:_In-game_command_and_Binds

I wish their coffee was tax-free... http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/2012/nov/01/starbucks-dismisses-tax-avoidance-claims

One to keep in mind if you use Adobe Reader... http://www.theregister.co.uk/2012/11/08/adobe_reader_zero_day/ http://nakedsecurity.sophos.com/2012/11/08/adobe-reader-zero-day-exploit-thwarts-sandboxing/

Navy Seals disciplined for role in Medal of Honor video games One Navy Seal who took part in the raid on Osama Bin Laden is among seven US special operations soldiers who face punishment for disclosing classified information to a video game maker. Full story: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/video-games/video-game-news/9666248/Navy-Seals-disciplined-for-role-in-Medal-of-Honor-video-games.html

Had a few tears to this, tonight (clan members will know why), praying a tortured soul will soon be free and flying to the mountain tops... http://youtu.be/5SyJVUgzhQE

Someone commented earlier on how "well oiled" the doors are in lolv2 . Afterwards, it occurred to me how compatible that was with the person who installed the map...

Oh well, we won't get any sense out of Markoff now till he sobers up...

Another example of your great sense of timing... Hope you have taken a snow shovel!

As COD5 was coded by Treyarch, there wouldn't be... Congratulations, Astronomer - you win the star prize! You can be assured that your supply of gas and satchels will be delivered at least one at a time over the next year! Oh, and maybe someone can update the home page news to say the servers are UP not down?

For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he said he would pay her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born.. To keep it discreet, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write 'Spaghetti' on the back. He would then arrange for the child support payments to begin. One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife. 'Honey, she said, 'you received a very strange post card today.' 'Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later,' he said. The wife obeyed and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted. On the card was written: Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Three with meatballs,two without. Send extra sauce.

Or globally via the iPad app! (For which you have to pay...)

Wood song? Here's one!

PS: Remember, Beers...

That is a very pessimistic view, I think. I have yet to read, on here or elsewhere, the exact reason for the continuing lack of master server. We are all aware that power is yet to be restored to all businesses in the affected area. We are also aware that, yes, some basements were flooded. We are, I suggest, not in a position to assume that the COD:WaW server is submerged... My nephew plays PS3 varieties of COD and has said that even those games are up and down all the time so even those that have been restored to date are not 100% fixed. In the worst case scenario you describe, I would think it highly unlikely any refund process would ensue (if you look in the small print of the T&Cs I am sure you will find a clause that precludes that). So, we have lost the ability to play a favourite game for the time being - small beer when one considers those who have lost family members, homes and possessions. We just have to wait this out and, whilst throwing C4 around is not as satisfying as the satchels, it does pass the time.

Fifty Sheds Of Grey We tried various positions - round the back, on the side, up against a wall... but in the end we came to the same conclusion, the bottom of the garden was the only place for a garden shed. She stood before me, trembling in my shed. "I'm yours for the night," she gasped, "You can do whatever you want with me." So I took her to McDonalds. She knelt before me on the shed floor and tugged gently at first, then harder until finally it came. I moaned with pleasure. Now for the other Welly. Ever since she read THAT book, I've had to buy all kinds of ropes, chains and shackles. She still manages to break into the shed, though. "Put on this rubber suit and mask," I instructed, calmly. "Mmmm, kinky!" she purred. "Yes," I said, "You can't be too careful with all that asbestos in the shed roof." "I'm a very naughty girl," she said, biting her lip. "I need to be punished." So I invited my mum to stay for the weekend. "Harder!" she cried, gripping the workbench tightly. "Harder!" "Okay," I said. "What's the capital of Nicaragua?" I lay back exhausted, gazing happily out of the shed window. Despite my concerns about my inexperience, my rhubarb had come up a treat. "Are you sure you can take the pain?" she demanded, brandishing stilettos. "I think so," I gulped. "Here we go, then," she said, and showed me the receipt. "Hurt me!" she begged, raising her skirt as she bent over my workbench. "Very well," I replied. "You've got cellulite and no dress sense." "Are you sure you want this?" I asked. "When I'm done, you won't be able to sit down for weeks." She nodded. "Okay," I said, putting the three-piece suite on eBay. "Punish me!" she cried. "Make me suffer like only a real man can!" "Very well," I replied, leaving the toilet seat up.

Have I been doing this wrong for 26 years? I thought getting yelled at was a normal part of marriage...

WTF! Yours actually talks to you?! What's the secret? Do you spend a lot of time in the kitchen and laundry room maybe?