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He was gonna change his name to Juanita (one eater) until he realised he had two Don't you mean "Juan Eater"?

Just found these...wow!

If you want an impartial view (though it'll always be a snapshot as threats change), refer to Virus Bulletin: http://www.virusbtn.com/vb100/archive/test?recent=1 You can save yourselves a lot of potential pain by ensuring you do not have Java installed on your computer - that remains the most common vector for infection. (Note Java and Javascript are not the same thing!) Keep an eye on current threats and maintain your OS and browser. I use an AV program with an active linkscanner so I don't stumble into a malware-infected site unaware. Malwarebytes is a good belt-and-braces program to detect anything your memory-resident shield might have missed.

Happy Birthday, Mister Bond. Your mission is to rescue this victim from all those kegs and empty them so they pose no further threat to humanity... Oh, and enjoy!

No, and, I believe, no.

In a perverse way, it makes me glad we don't have the right to free speech in our country... Had that happened here, the video would have been potent evidence of "alarm and distress" and the maker might have been arrested under our Public Order Act.

Flush it through with some beers - preferably introduced through the mouth end!

...and about time too! Tags greatly deserved and delighted to see you among our number, mate! Welcome!

Rusty, (with due respect to Labob and our other COD5 gurus), I believe Google will be your friend in this case and suspect that the ultimate solution is out of your hands.

I guess you bought and installed Call of Duty: Black Ops 2 recently, Rusty. The Steam forums are full of people with this same problem after installing Treyarch's latest offering... Looks like BO2 breaks WAW!

http://youtu.be/NoHiFOSAxa4

Better than a Flu Shot! Miss Beatrice, The church organist, Was in her eighties And had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea... As he sat facing her old Hammond organ,the young minister noticed a cut glass bowl Sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated. of all things,a condom! When she returned With tea and scones,they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity About the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist. 'Miss Beatrice', he said, 'I wonder if you would tell me about this? Pointing to the bowl. 'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said To place it on the organ, Keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter.

Highly entertaining!

http://youtu.be/yxjNpkR6kcg

Wondered where you'd got to...but welcome back!

Greetings, I (almost) have a weekend off from my legal and family duties so thought I would drop into the DM server to throw a few satchels Beers' way. I reckon he is psychic as he quit and the map wasn't a great favourite of mine - Great Escape - so I spectated for a few minutes till it ended. I noticed something rather odd during this brief flight around the map. A spectator detonates bouncing betties on proximity to them! (Sorry Roofles'!) I don't know if one could kill a player by doing so but I reckon this ought to be fixable in the game settings somewhere so a miscreant can be prevented from influencing a game without actually playing in it. For those with an interest, we're doing OK by the way.

A senior citizens group charters a bus for an overnight gambling casino trip. An elderly woman comes up to the bus driver and says, 'I've just been molested!' The driver felt that she had fallen asleep and had a dream.. So he tells her to go back to her seat and sit down. A short time later, another old woman comes forward and claims that she was just molested. The driver thought he had a bus load of old wackos, but who would be molesting these old ladies? About 10 minutes later, a third old lady comes up and says that she'd been molested too. The bus driver decides that he'd had enough and pulls into the first rest area. When he turns the lights on and stands up, he sees an old man on his hands and knees crawling in the aisles. 'Hey gramps, what are you doing down there?' says the bus driver. 'I lost my toupee. I thought I found it three times, but every time I tried to grab it, it gets up and runs away!'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6Z14S1GHnM&feature=share&list=PL2DBF92C217458175 Put that light out!

Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

Nephew queued past midnight with body odour-smelling nerds to get the PS3 version... I'd rather have the body odour personally as that is guaranteed to be a better experience.

Yes, I have forgiven the Dutch for the bloody nose they delivered to us English in 1667... We could now be speaking a different tongue! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raid_on_the_Medway

http://youtu.be/C1KtScrqtbc

Enjoy the day!

Rule Britannia! (Look out for Morris in this one, waving the RAF flag! )