Pharticus

What a jerk! If you can't keep a level head as a coach you need to get out of the game.

So sorry DeerHunter. My wife and I have been down that road many times... May God be near to your family.

Happy Birthday buddy! There's a package waiting for you when you return home. I couldn't get any XI ladies to mail themselves in a box, but they all promised to send pics. By all means share with the rest of us idiots.

ANY many that finishes his race on a broken leg is incredible, no matter which country he hails from. Kudos to Manteo Mitchel.

Dammit Bob!!!! Where's the bleach?!

Good question. I think I would let it play out. I don't like the idea of a government official having life or death decisions in their hands. But it does pose a real dilemma. Makes me question whether it's ok to quarantine the uninfected with the infected if an outbreak of Ebola occurred in the States. ...but if the all the passengers on the plane were carrying guns we wouldn't have to ask this question.

"Do you feel like I could get you to say anything with this machine?" "No..... yes." LOL

Clear the sidewalks!!!

I have instructed my oldest kids (14, 13 & 10) all about gun "safety." I teach them how the gun works, how to load and unload it, how to put it on safety, how to carry it properly and even how to clean it. They are also instructed that if they ever point a gun at someone it better be to shoot to kill. I encourage them to aim for the head.... and empty both magazines.

Beautiful ladies, Jackk!

I'm curious as to what it took to get Bama in that suit? Congrats! I hope the man you gave your daughter away to will take care of her as well as you two did.

Now if you can just get her out of the house....

http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6776991/pulling-out-of-iraq-with-patrick-warburton-and-ken-davitian

Tell us what you need and us idiots will make it happen.

I would be interested in hearing from anyone that uses the Roku. Is it worth the $100?

So true. Most of us think we look like Swayze when we're really a bunch of Chris Farley's.

Looks like I'll be dusting off my COD5 to give this a go!

He definitely deserves kudos. It's nice to see an entertainer selflessly giving to the men and women that protect our freedoms.

I don't think Alec Baldwin was ever able to step back out of character.... He still thinks he's God.

Roxy, whenever you enter the server you always brighten everyone's day. It's always great gaming with you.

LOL, "He's so happy."

Good reminder, and I'm not talking about the beer.

All that "technology" and you have to ride a pony!!! Fail.

I discovered a new hobby thanks to my fellow idiots: reading product reviews! Veet you sick B****rds.........Why????? 1 May 2012 By Broken Man Having carefully read the reviews here, I felt everyone had overreacted and went about purchasing three tubes of what I considered to be nothing more than a mildly aggressive moisturiser. Pleased with my bravery I rushed home and duly went about slathering this "cream" over my marvellous pendulous orbs and sat back for 15 minutes to allow it to work its magic on my Johnson mane which I'm told bares a close resemblance to Clarkson's barnet from the early nineties. Now and only now do I fully understand the comparisons to Napalm, hot magma and nuclear waste............the temperature rose from what was initially a mild sauté, to a less bearable roasting and culminated in what felt like a deep fry in Mount Etna's core. At this fiery stage I took what I thought was the right action and jumped into the shower to remove Satan's tears off my now weeping unit................big mistake. The chemical reaction was akin to a weapons test using thermite and my once glorious topiary slid off in one clean section, burnt through the floor and into my living room where my unsuspecting wife thought she was being attacked by a smouldering ferret. Worse was still to come as my Jacobs swelled to the size and appearance of a pair of basketball as a result of my `baby batter' cooking under the intense and relentless heat and forming Yorkshire puddings, with proportions that would make Ramsey & Oliver jealous. 8 months later and the doctors have helped my mobility by crafting a sack sling from a pair of woks and on a positive note Aunt Bessie is keen to discuss a lucrative advertising campaign.