YellowSnow

Happy birthday, hope you had a great birthday without the booze, i  say this while im buzzed and i am jealous, i am proud of you for doing what you have done and i hope some day i have the strength to  do the same.I envy you,,, truly i do

happy birthday yellowsnow!!!

Just not one of Ruggers, hes got so much jizz on his they can walk on their own!

Obamagolf:
 
 
(Receptionist) Hello, Welcome to ObamaGolf. My name is Karen. How can I help you?
 
(Customer) Hello, I received an email from Golfsmith stating that my Pro V1 order has been canceled and I should go to your exchange to reorder it. I tried your web site, but it seems like it is not working. So I am calling the 800 number.
 
(Receptionist) Yes, I am sorry about the web site. It should be fixed by the end of 2014. But I can help you.
 
(Customer) Thanks, I ordered some Pro V1 balls.
 
(Receptionist) Sir, Pro V1's do not meet our minimum standards, I will be happy to provide you with a choice of Pinnacle, TopFlite, or Callaway Blue.
 
(Customer) But I have played Pro V1 for years.
 
(Receptionist) The government has determined that Pro V1s are no longer acceptable, so we have instructed Titleist to stop making them. TopFlites are better, sir, I am sure you will love them.
 
(Customer) But I like the Pro V1. Why are TopFlites better?
 
(Receptionist) That is all spelled out in the 2700 page "Affordable Golf Ball Act" passed by Congress.
 
(Customer) Well, how much are these TopFlites?
 
(Receptionist) It depends sir, do you want our Bronze, Silver, Gold or Platinum package?
 
(Customer) What's the difference?
 
(Receptionist) 12, 24, 36 or 48 balls.
 
(Customer) The Silver package may be okay; how much is it?
 
(Receptionist) It depends, sir; what is your monthly income?
 
(Customer) What does that have to do with anything?
 
(Receptionist) I need that to determine your government Golf Ball subsidy; then I can determine how much your out-of-pocket cost will be. But if your income is below the poverty level, you might qualify for a subsidy. In that case, I can refer you to our BallAid department.
 
(Customer) BallAid?
 
(Receptionist) Yes, golf balls are a right, everyone has a right to golf balls. So, if you can't afford them, then the government will supply them free of charge.
 
(Customer) Who said they were a right?
 
(Receptionist) Congress passed it, the President signed it and the Supreme Court found it Constitutional.
 
(Customer) Whoa.....I don't remember seeing anything in the Constitution regarding golf balls as a right.
 
(Receptionist) There's no explicit mention of golf balls in the Constitution, but President Obama is a former constitutional scholar and he believes it would have been included if the Constitutional had not been drafted by a bunch of slave-owning white men. The Democrats in the Congress and the Supreme Court agree with the President that golf balls are now a right guaranteed by the Constitution.
 
(Customer) I don't believe this...
 
(Receptionist) It's the law of the land sir. Now, we anticipated most people would go for the Silver Package, so what is you monthly income sir?
 
(Customer) Forget it, I think I will forgo the balls this year.
 
(Receptionist) In that case, sir, I will still need your monthly income.
 
(Customer) Why?
 
(Receptionist) To determine what your 'non-participation' cost would be.
 
(Customer) WHAT? You can't charge me for NOT buying golf balls.
 
(Receptionist) It's the law of the land, sir, approved by the Supreme Court. It's $49.50 or 1% of your monthly income.....
 
(Customer)(interrupting) This is ridiculous, I'll pay the $49.50.
 
(Receptionist) Sir, it is the $49.50 or 1% of your monthly income, whichever is greater.
 
(Customer) ARE YOU KIDDING ME? What a ripoff!!
 
(Receptionist) Actually sir, it is a good deal. Next year it will be 2%.
 
(Customer) Look, I'm going to call my Congressman to find out what's going on here. This is ridiculous. I'm not going to pay it.
 
(Receptionist) Sorry to hear that sir, that's why I had the NSA track this call and obtain the make and model of the cell phone you are using.
 
(Customer) Why does the NSA need to know what kind of CELL PHONE I AM USING?
 
(Receptionist) So they get your GPS coordinates, sir
 
(Door Bell rings followed immediately by a loud knock on the door)
 
(Receptionist) That would be the IRS, sir. Thanks for calling ObamaGolf, have a nice day...and God Bless the Land of the Free and the Home of the Brave.

Happy Birthday Bama. To a great guy I hope you have a wonderful Birthday.
 
YellowSnow

We have done a restructure of the COD4 admin team. These are the changes
 
No longer part of the admin team due to lack of activity or personal issues
Stormcrow
Blackwidow
Widowmaker
Yellowsnow
Ripzilla
 
Moved from Head admin to Game admin
Pitbullpete
 
Moved from game admin to Head admin
Dadda2
Cobrabites
Google
 
New admins added to game admin 
Jah
Dukoo
Chknfngr
Ov3rkill
Bogleg
Drama Llama
 
 
There might be a couple more additions to the game admins but that will be in a couple days
 
Congrats to everyone on their new positions
 
This was done to take stress off the active admins that we have

LMAO! That is my kids account, he must use my login to play
 
 
I do not play on a console I promise you!

FU WILD! I thought "finally this asshole is gone", BUT NO.......lol FU WILD....

I am sorry to report but I have to leave you Idiots. It has been fun and you all are a blast but all good things do come to an end. I have to leave because I am now going back to work. I will be back on my days off. So for all of you with high hopes sorry to disappoint you. This is my family and i will be here til I die. Have fun and play hard.

Pete he look just like you.
 

Awesome! Thank you.....
 
Keep voting please......
 
jr is planning on making an XI poster too......

49 Votes now

voted

I was bored Yellow, so i made 5 email accounts and voted with all of them. A little time consuming but worth it.   

Jr is at 47 votes now   

I may do more later if i have more time.. 

voted - 28 done

Hey all looking for a little favor. Could you go to the USA Hockey Magazine and Vote for YellowSnowJr's Lord Stanley Castle? It would be so apprciated. Google "USA Hockey Magazine" or "http://www.usahockeymagazine.com/slaps-gallery-contest"
Thanks a bunch. I'm sure Jr will love it, THANKS!!

Awesome drawing, Number 42.

Ok forget that i sorted it, vote number 41

Vote for this boy and his picture. Come on family this is a one time vote per email address I know we can put him over 100 easy. I voted with my 3 email address.

For most of my life I thought my dad suffered from Tourettes. As it turns out, he just thinks I'm a fucking cunt.
 
What do you call a female clone? A clunt.
 
Carry on.

I have been very busy with 3 broken down cars, that would be mine, my wives and my kids car all broken down at the same time. What a fucking nightmare, so as I type this I have no car to use. This fucking SUCKS!!! I hate my fucking LIFE!!
 
OK I feel better, for this topic, I made this clan so there is no censorship except for racist comments. Cunt does not fall under that category in my eyes. Please leave this with me and I will get with the BF3 admin team and see what's going on with this and I will do my best to clear up any issues with it. 
 
Like I stated before I have no car so that is my #1 priority right now. I think the one might only have a bad battery so I will try to fix that one today. The other one they want $1400 to fix all the issues with it!! The truck needs new tires 2 are flat. 
 
In the meantime please calm down and lets just get naked and have sex with each other to relieve some of the stress we're having right now

Apparently this guy has a ton of stuff like this!
 
http://www.27bslash6.com/missy.html

I have always admired the Aussie sense of humor. This is why these people are so damn funny! God Bless Australia!
 
http://www.quickmeme.com/p/3vrw3r

I say Ban the list. We are an adult server. If you can not handle a word use the door and get out. Remember to leave your fealings at the door. My goodness some of you are a bunch of wussies.
 
DON'T LIKE IT......USE THE DOOR...
 
My 2cents,
 
YellowSnow>XI<ADM