White_Dragon

Back on January 9th, a group of Wadesboro, North Carolina bikers were riding east on Hwy.74 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Pee Dee River Bridge. So they stopped.
 
George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says,
"Hey Baby . . . whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?"
 
She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!"
 
While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," George also didn't want to miss this "be-a-legend" opportunity either so he asked . . . "Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe . . .
why don't you give ol' George here your best last kiss?"
 
So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that . . .
and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another even better one.
 
After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and then says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had! That's a real talent you're wasting there, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?"
 
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."
 
It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.

I know  of a couple Million People in the Middle East I would love to send one to.
Puts a whole new look at Having a Doll you can "BANG"  Just need to tag them as
Sex Toy "FOR Terrorist ONLY"  instructions Insert Cock and pull string!

I know  of a couple Million People in the Middle East I would love to send one to.
Puts a whole new look at Having a Doll you can "BANG"  Just need to tag them as
Sex Toy "FOR Terrorist ONLY"  instructions Insert Cock and pull string!

With the end of the Year coming to an end and Christmas Dec. 25, 2015 tomorrow I have to say Being a Member of "XI"
and making the many friends I've made in the past couple years, "Thanks for being the Best Group of Men
and Women I have had the Privilege of Talking, Joking, and game playing with since I left the Military 40 years ago."
 
  Merry Christmas, Happy Chanukah and Happy New   to each and every member and their Families.
                                 Be safe and Hope to shoot you Soon or thaw you in FT.   

With the end of the Year coming to an end and Christmas Dec. 25, 2015 tomorrow I have to say Being a Member of "XI"
and making the many friends I've made in the past couple years, "Thanks for being the Best Group of Men
and Women I have had the Privilege of Talking, Joking, and game playing with since I left the Military 40 years ago."
 
  Merry Christmas, Happy Chanukah and Happy New   to each and every member and their Families.
                                 Be safe and Hope to shoot you Soon or thaw you in FT.   

With the end of the Year coming to an end and Christmas Dec. 25, 2015 tomorrow I have to say Being a Member of "XI"
and making the many friends I've made in the past couple years, "Thanks for being the Best Group of Men
and Women I have had the Privilege of Talking, Joking, and game playing with since I left the Military 40 years ago."
 
  Merry Christmas, Happy Chanukah and Happy New   to each and every member and their Families.
                                 Be safe and Hope to shoot you Soon or thaw you in FT.   

That was a Great Christmas Greeting to the Boys up North. My wife liked it too and she doesn't like much. 

With the end of the Year coming to an end and Christmas Dec. 25, 2015 tomorrow I have to say Being a Member of "XI"
and making the many friends I've made in the past couple years, "Thanks for being the Best Group of Men
and Women I have had the Privilege of Talking, Joking, and game playing with since I left the Military 40 years ago."
 
  Merry Christmas, Happy Chanukah and Happy New   to each and every member and their Families.
                                 Be safe and Hope to shoot you Soon or thaw you in FT.   

I know  of a couple Million People in the Middle East I would love to send one to.
Puts a whole new look at Having a Doll you can "BANG"  Just need to tag them as
Sex Toy "FOR Terrorist ONLY"  instructions Insert Cock and pull string!

With the end of the Year coming to an end and Christmas Dec. 25, 2015 tomorrow I have to say Being a Member of "XI"
and making the many friends I've made in the past couple years, "Thanks for being the Best Group of Men
and Women I have had the Privilege of Talking, Joking, and game playing with since I left the Military 40 years ago."
 
  Merry Christmas, Happy Chanukah and Happy New   to each and every member and their Families.
                                 Be safe and Hope to shoot you Soon or thaw you in FT.   

I know  of a couple Million People in the Middle East I would love to send one to.
Puts a whole new look at Having a Doll you can "BANG"  Just need to tag them as
Sex Toy "FOR Terrorist ONLY"  instructions Insert Cock and pull string!

With the end of the Year coming to an end and Christmas Dec. 25, 2015 tomorrow I have to say Being a Member of "XI"
and making the many friends I've made in the past couple years, "Thanks for being the Best Group of Men
and Women I have had the Privilege of Talking, Joking, and game playing with since I left the Military 40 years ago."
 
  Merry Christmas, Happy Chanukah and Happy New   to each and every member and their Families.
                                 Be safe and Hope to shoot you Soon or thaw you in FT.   

That was a Great Christmas Greeting to the Boys up North. My wife liked it too and she doesn't like much. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gw8P8L1LfDM

New toy just in time for Christmas.
 

 
 The latest toy has hit the shops....  A talking Muslim doll.

                            Nobody knows what the heck it says,
                            because no one has the guts to pull the cord.

on the COD WaW DM Game server there is a hacker by the name of "Wassgood" that had 54 headshots and only died 17 times. next closest player had a 25 Kill score with 15 deaths and he was one of the regulars with usually high scores, the Hacker Wassgood was using a sniper Rifle to run and Gun. This is the third time I have seen him on the server
 
I wanted to let the ADM for that server to watch for him as when the ADM was in game he was getting a score of 10 to 12 and when ADM left his score went sky high.
 
 

on the COD WaW DM Game server there is a hacker by the name of "Wassgood" that had 54 headshots and only died 17 times. next closest player had a 25 Kill score with 15 deaths and he was one of the regulars with usually high scores, the Hacker Wassgood was using a sniper Rifle to run and Gun. This is the third time I have seen him on the server
 
I wanted to let the ADM for that server to watch for him as when the ADM was in game he was getting a score of 10 to 12 and when ADM left his score went sky high.
 
 

on the COD WaW DM Game server there is a hacker by the name of "Wassgood" that had 54 headshots and only died 17 times. next closest player had a 25 Kill score with 15 deaths and he was one of the regulars with usually high scores, the Hacker Wassgood was using a sniper Rifle to run and Gun. This is the third time I have seen him on the server
 
I wanted to let the ADM for that server to watch for him as when the ADM was in game he was getting a score of 10 to 12 and when ADM left his score went sky high.
 
 

on the COD WaW DM Game server there is a hacker by the name of "Wassgood" that had 54 headshots and only died 17 times. next closest player had a 25 Kill score with 15 deaths and he was one of the regulars with usually high scores, the Hacker Wassgood was using a sniper Rifle to run and Gun. This is the third time I have seen him on the server
 
I wanted to let the ADM for that server to watch for him as when the ADM was in game he was getting a score of 10 to 12 and when ADM left his score went sky high.
 
 

One day at the end of Class Little Johnny's teacher asks the class to go home and think of a story to be concluded by telling the class the moral of that story.
The following day the teacher asks for the first volunteer to tell their story.
 
Little Suzy was first to raise her hand. "My dad owns a farm and every Sunday we load all the baskets of chicken eggs we collected into the back of his Pickup Truck,
we take them to the town Market. As we were driving down the dirt road to town he hit a big bump and most of the eggs flew out of the truck onto the dirt road and broke.
The teacher asked "what is the moral of your story?", Suzy replied "Don't put all your eggs in one Basket"
 
Little Miss Lucy went next. My dad owns a Farm too. Every weekend we place all the Chicken eggs in the incubator. This past weekend only half of the eggs hatched.
Again, the teacher asked for the moral of her story. Miss lucy replied,"Don't count your chicken before they hatch".
 
The teacher went through student story after story and finally Just Little Johnny was left. The teacher said "OK little Johnny lets hear your story"
Dirty Little Johnny replied with "My Uncle Ted fought in the Vietnam War, His plane was shot down over the enemy territory. He jumped out in plenty of time before it crashed, Just before he jumped he grabbed a case of beer, an M-16 with 70 rounds and his machete. while floating down he chugged his case of beer. When he landed he ended up in the middle of 100 Viet Cong. He shot and killed 70 of the Viet Cong with his M-16, But that used up all his bullets! So he pulled out his machete and killed 20 more and hitting his Machete on a Bloder it broke off the blade, So he killed the last 10 with his bare hands. 
The teacher looked a little shocked . Then after clearing her voice she asked " What possible moral could there be from this story?" Well Dirty little Johnny Replied , "The
Moral of this story is, Don't Fuck with My Uncle Ted when he's been Drinking especially when he's run out of Beer". 

One day, Little Johnny saw his grandpa smoking his cigarettes.
Dirty Little Johnny asked, "Grandpa, can I smoke some of your cigarettes?"
His grandpa replied, "Can your penis reach your asshole?" "No", said Dirty Little Johnny.
His grandpa replied, "Then you're not old enough."
The next day, Dirty Little Johnny saw his grandpa drinking beer.  
He  asked, "Grandpa, can I drink some of your beer?"
His grandpa replied, "Can your penis reach your asshole?" "No" said Dirty Little Johnny.
"Then you're not old enough." his grandpa replied. The next day, Dirty Little Johnny was eating cookies.
His grandpa asked, "Can I have some of your cookies?" Little Johnny replied, 
"Can your penis reach your asshole?" His grandpa replied, "It most certainly can!"
Dirty Little Johnny replied, "Then go fuck yourself." 
 
 

One day, Little Johnny saw his grandpa smoking his cigarettes.
Dirty Little Johnny asked, "Grandpa, can I smoke some of your cigarettes?"
His grandpa replied, "Can your penis reach your asshole?" "No", said Dirty Little Johnny.
His grandpa replied, "Then you're not old enough."
The next day, Dirty Little Johnny saw his grandpa drinking beer.  
He  asked, "Grandpa, can I drink some of your beer?"
His grandpa replied, "Can your penis reach your asshole?" "No" said Dirty Little Johnny.
"Then you're not old enough." his grandpa replied. The next day, Dirty Little Johnny was eating cookies.
His grandpa asked, "Can I have some of your cookies?" Little Johnny replied, 
"Can your penis reach your asshole?" His grandpa replied, "It most certainly can!"
Dirty Little Johnny replied, "Then go fuck yourself." 
 
 

One day, Little Johnny saw his grandpa smoking his cigarettes.
Dirty Little Johnny asked, "Grandpa, can I smoke some of your cigarettes?"
His grandpa replied, "Can your penis reach your asshole?" "No", said Dirty Little Johnny.
His grandpa replied, "Then you're not old enough."
The next day, Dirty Little Johnny saw his grandpa drinking beer.  
He  asked, "Grandpa, can I drink some of your beer?"
His grandpa replied, "Can your penis reach your asshole?" "No" said Dirty Little Johnny.
"Then you're not old enough." his grandpa replied. The next day, Dirty Little Johnny was eating cookies.
His grandpa asked, "Can I have some of your cookies?" Little Johnny replied, 
"Can your penis reach your asshole?" His grandpa replied, "It most certainly can!"
Dirty Little Johnny replied, "Then go fuck yourself." 
 
 

One day at the end of Class Little Johnny's teacher asks the class to go home and think of a story to be concluded by telling the class the moral of that story.
The following day the teacher asks for the first volunteer to tell their story.
 
Little Suzy was first to raise her hand. "My dad owns a farm and every Sunday we load all the baskets of chicken eggs we collected into the back of his Pickup Truck,
we take them to the town Market. As we were driving down the dirt road to town he hit a big bump and most of the eggs flew out of the truck onto the dirt road and broke.
The teacher asked "what is the moral of your story?", Suzy replied "Don't put all your eggs in one Basket"
 
Little Miss Lucy went next. My dad owns a Farm too. Every weekend we place all the Chicken eggs in the incubator. This past weekend only half of the eggs hatched.
Again, the teacher asked for the moral of her story. Miss lucy replied,"Don't count your chicken before they hatch".
 
The teacher went through student story after story and finally Just Little Johnny was left. The teacher said "OK little Johnny lets hear your story"
Dirty Little Johnny replied with "My Uncle Ted fought in the Vietnam War, His plane was shot down over the enemy territory. He jumped out in plenty of time before it crashed, Just before he jumped he grabbed a case of beer, an M-16 with 70 rounds and his machete. while floating down he chugged his case of beer. When he landed he ended up in the middle of 100 Viet Cong. He shot and killed 70 of the Viet Cong with his M-16, But that used up all his bullets! So he pulled out his machete and killed 20 more and hitting his Machete on a Bloder it broke off the blade, So he killed the last 10 with his bare hands. 
The teacher looked a little shocked . Then after clearing her voice she asked " What possible moral could there be from this story?" Well Dirty little Johnny Replied , "The
Moral of this story is, Don't Fuck with My Uncle Ted when he's been Drinking especially when he's run out of Beer".