HarryWeezer

Even funnier than the vid

Welcome HOME!!!

So sorry Deerhunter...

Gorgeous dog!!

Indeed, a great actor. But his politics suck!!

As others have said here, thanks Gorilla for your great service to XI. Best of luck!!!!

So very sorry.....

SWEET - the ultimate home defense weapon.

Thanks for the intro but that's not an invitation to join XI.

Fucked if I know.

Flexible use of fuck, its' probably the most versatile word in the whole fucking English language. "Fuck" can be used in many different ways. Noun: I don’t give a fuck. Adjective: Jennifer is organizing the fucking event. Verb: Don’t fuck it up. Transitive verb: Paul fucked Jennifer. Intransitive verb: Jennifer fucks. Part of an adverb: Jennifer organizes too fucking much. Adverb enhancing an adjective: Jennifer is fucking amazing. Part of a word: Fanfuckingtastic! Absofuckinglutely infuckingcredible! It can even be used as almost every word in a sentence, (although that's not advised). i.e. Fuck it, fucking fuckups, fuck the fucking fuckers. Here are some examples of how the word fuck can be used. Aggression: Don’t fuck with me. Amazement: Infuckingcredible! Assurance: Absofuckinglutely. Difficulty: I'm having a fuck of a time with this. Disagreement: Fuck you! Dismay: Fuck it. Dismissal: Fuck off. Fraud: I got fucked on that deal. Incompetence: What a fuckup. Inquiry: What the fuck? Pleasure: Fanfuckingtastic! Satisfaction: Fucking "A" man! Trouble: Now I'm fucked.

Miracles happen everyday. I agree, definitely one of the top ten miracles of all times Not even the hand of God could have produced such a beauty as this working with Hxtr's genes. There is only one possible explanation: he kidnapped her as a baby from some hospital. Do the right thing, Hxtr, tell her who her REAL parents are. But DO wish her a happy birthday for us.

Terrible news. Hope for the best!!!!

There simply is no possible way that such a beautiful and charming young lady could have come from your wilted, decrepit, corrupted loins.

Reminds me of an old joke: Young Brave to Father: How come sister named Rising Moon. Father: Ug, when sister born, moon rises is sky. So namum Rising Moon. Young Brave: But how come brother named Howling Wolf. Father: Ug, when brother born, wolf howl, so namum Howling Wolf. Young Brave: But how come other brother named Running Deer. Father: Ug, when other brother born, deer run by teepee, so namum Running Deer. Young Brave: But how come... Father: How come you askum so many questions Two Dogs Fucking?

A true American hero. RIP

A wart on a flea's left ball has more brainpower...

Here's a joke to take with you. Momma: "Rasius, Rasius, where you at boy?" Rasius: "I'se in da cellar momma." Momma: "Rasius, whatchou doin down in dat cellar?" Rasius: "Blowing bubbles." Momma: "Rasius, who dat down in dat cellar wit you?" Rasius: "Bubbles."

Blowing goose feathers into sleeping bags at Woods Bag & Canvas, Ogdensburg, NY. Worked half-day - next day rash due to allergy.

You're gonna pay for that some how, some way, heh heh.

Doesn't look like a warship - no guns, no flags, no designation. Then again, doesn't look like a commercial vessel either.

Congrats!!!!!!

that's funny hahahaa Wall Street is a huge ponzi scheme Cavey. Allows the rich to gamble on companies performance. A company like Facebook goes public and has an initial price offering.. or a price for the stocks. Then when it goes public buyers get their shares and they have to pay the price of the demand of the stock. If it goes up demand is high.. if it goes down money is lost and shows demand is low. People that bought facebook at $38 dollars a share and now is $19 a share is a huge mount of money to lose. Talking about billions of dollars lost. He is considering placing a bet on Facebook as he is getting confidence that Facebooks stock will go up there winning that hand and cash in on Facebook profits. If facebook keeps going down which I am hoping then he will lose the difference from the price now to then. If it goes up he makes money from the price now to were it goes to. If you love the gamble.... this is your game. I think it is wrong... I don't like it and it's cancer in our system... much like the FEDS. You know what happens to a company that goes public? They constantly have to keep growing and they have to make increasing amounts of money or they can go under or get bought out as their stock price keep dropping. They cant just stay the same size or they will fail. This is why you see such large companies here in the US like Walmart that has killed small business and killed many jobs. Large business promote profound amounts of greed. This is why Wars are popular here. Big money to be made in Wars. Some errors: - "Wall Street is a huge ponzi scheme." Wrong: a ponzi scheme is a fraud destined to collapse; in the past 100 years, the stock market has increased in value about 7,000 percent. - "It's a cancer in our system." Wrong: It IS our system; it's called free enterprise - it's what makes the country work. - A company that goes public has to "keep growing... They can't just tay the same size or they will fail." Wrong: Shareholders like profits to keep growing and profits can grow even as a company stays the same size due to increased sales, higher profit margins, etc.

Lots of good advice but I'm here to tell ya, you'll save a HEAP of time, trouble and cursing by just reformatting/reinstalling. Been down this road many times.

Will admit that the batteries are failing, much to the wife's consternation (if you catch my drift...)