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HarryWeezer

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  1. Welcome to XI you idiot!!!
  2. Now THAT'S funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  3. Very well said!!! Thank you for that.
  4. Even funnier than the vid
  5. So sorry Deerhunter...
  6. Gorgeous dog!!
  7. Indeed, a great actor. But his politics suck!!
  8. As others have said here, thanks Gorilla for your great service to XI. Best of luck!!!!
  9. SWEET - the ultimate home defense weapon.
  10. Thanks for the intro but that's not an invitation to join XI.
  11. Flexible use of fuck, its' probably the most versatile word in the whole fucking English language. "Fuck" can be used in many different ways. Noun: I don’t give a fuck. Adjective: Jennifer is organizing the fucking event. Verb: Don’t fuck it up. Transitive verb: Paul fucked Jennifer. Intransitive verb: Jennifer fucks. Part of an adverb: Jennifer organizes too fucking much. Adverb enhancing an adjective: Jennifer is fucking amazing. Part of a word: Fanfuckingtastic! Absofuckinglutely infuckingcredible! It can even be used as almost every word in a sentence, (although that's not advised). i.e. Fuck it, fucking fuckups, fuck the fucking fuckers. Here are some examples of how the word fuck can be used. Aggression: Don’t fuck with me. Amazement: Infuckingcredible! Assurance: Absofuckinglutely. Difficulty: I'm having a fuck of a time with this. Disagreement: Fuck you! Dismay: Fuck it. Dismissal: Fuck off. Fraud: I got fucked on that deal. Incompetence: What a fuckup. Inquiry: What the fuck? Pleasure: Fanfuckingtastic! Satisfaction: Fucking "A" man! Trouble: Now I'm fucked.
  12. Miracles happen everyday. I agree, definitely one of the top ten miracles of all times Not even the hand of God could have produced such a beauty as this working with Hxtr's genes. There is only one possible explanation: he kidnapped her as a baby from some hospital. Do the right thing, Hxtr, tell her who her REAL parents are. But DO wish her a happy birthday for us.
  13. Terrible news. Hope for the best!!!!
  14. There simply is no possible way that such a beautiful and charming young lady could have come from your wilted, decrepit, corrupted loins.
  15. Reminds me of an old joke: Young Brave to Father: How come sister named Rising Moon. Father: Ug, when sister born, moon rises is sky. So namum Rising Moon. Young Brave: But how come brother named Howling Wolf. Father: Ug, when brother born, wolf howl, so namum Howling Wolf. Young Brave: But how come other brother named Running Deer. Father: Ug, when other brother born, deer run by teepee, so namum Running Deer. Young Brave: But how come... Father: How come you askum so many questions Two Dogs Fucking?
  16. A wart on a flea's left ball has more brainpower...
  17. Here's a joke to take with you. Momma: "Rasius, Rasius, where you at boy?" Rasius: "I'se in da cellar momma." Momma: "Rasius, whatchou doin down in dat cellar?" Rasius: "Blowing bubbles." Momma: "Rasius, who dat down in dat cellar wit you?" Rasius: "Bubbles."
  18. Blowing goose feathers into sleeping bags at Woods Bag & Canvas, Ogdensburg, NY. Worked half-day - next day rash due to allergy.
  19. You're gonna pay for that some how, some way, heh heh.
  20. Doesn't look like a warship - no guns, no flags, no designation. Then again, doesn't look like a commercial vessel either.
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