HarryWeezer

T'was the night before Christmas, and all through XI; "Not an Idiot is stirring," he said with a sigh. He wanted to game it, but none were online; He next tried Ventrilo, no Idiots to find. His wife having left him, from years of abuse; His drinking and whoring had left no excuse. So that even his doggie, once there at his feet; Had pissed on his slippers and shit on his sheet. And as Idiots both here and in countries abroad; Celebrated with family the birth of the Lord. There sat poor Rugger, just more of the same; No friends to share drink with, nor even to game. When out in the back yard there arose such a clatter; He wiped off the tears to see what was the matter. He ran to the window without lifting the sash; It took eighteen stiches, to sew up the gash. The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow; Gave pause to consider what tits were below. When what to his red, bloodshot eyes should appear; But a rusty old Ford with a bad steering gear. With a little old driver, his hand on his stick; Rug knew in a moment it must be Saint Nick. He was dressed in red undies with a bag at his side; And jerked on his wanker while trying to ride. He smashed into a tree and bounced off of a wall; and knocked Rug's front porch to the back of the hall. He climbed out of the wreckage still holding his dick; And said to poor Rug "Where's the party, you prick?" "Not here, that's for sure," Rugs explained to the drunk; "They've all gone and left me, yes, even that cunt. "If you want a Budweiser come in if you please; "I'm so lonesome I'd even get down on my knees." "So tell me your story," St. Nick asked of Rug; "Why is it you're feeling like some lowly slug?" "Has everyone left you because you smoke weed? "Because you're a drunk or don't see to their need?" "Oh, in part that is true," Rug told the old twit; "Without any doubt I'm a large piece of shit." "But what did me in, and it's surely no lie; "Was all the time spent, in running XI." Bewildered and drunk, St. Nick had to ask; "What in the hell is XI you dumb ass?" "It's a large group of gamers, the best you will find; "We shoot at each other, and do it online." "There's Greywolf and Ph4nt0m, and RickJames and Rock; "There's X-Ray and Bama and SirHurtsALot. "There's Harry, that good looking man about town; "And P-Man and Loader and Beers, that old clown." "There's 500 member or so in the clan; "And we are the best to be found in the land. "The wife said 'it's me or XI you old fuck;' "So I gave her the keys to my old Chevy truck." "We play Call of Duty and some other games; "It's all I've got left or I'd just go insane. "And now that it's Christmas, I just want to find; "Some idiots to game with, to help pass the time." Santa spoke not a word, but went stright to his work; He pulled out his laptop then turned with a jerk. And found Rugger's network and with so much ferver; He fired up death match and hit XI's server. "I'll frag your nube ass, I'm ready to fight;" And Santa and Rugger went at it that night. They played for 10 hours, on two-hour shifts; And children worldwide awoke with no gifts. And when it was done Santa took off his hat; "Fuck flying with reindeer, I'm through with all that. "I'm done with those elves and Mrs. Claus' pie; "I want to be part of this clan called XI." He sprang to his phone, to his team gave a whistle; "You can all go to hell, or go suck a thistle." And I heard him exclaim, 'ere he hung up that night; "I'm now in XI so fuck Christmas. Good Night."

Beautiful young lady with an incredible voice! Good things are in store for her.

Congrats you Idiots!!! None of you are members of the Clan Xfire group: I have sent each of you an invitation to join. Welcome to the XI ADM group. You shortly will receive your golden key to the XI corporate restroom and masturbation emporium, and your 401K plan.

Welcome from a fellow Tennessean. Cya in game!!!

Go down a bit to "Compatibility View Settings." Click on that you'll figure it out.

Since only a few are having problems with it, it's probably a setting on your local machine. From the source code, the Chatter Box appears to be a javascript module which is not rendering on your computer. If you're using IE9, try viewing the web site in compatibility mode. Next to the URL there should be a what looks like a little circle icon pointing to the right and just before that, the compatibility icon which looks like a little piece of paper torn in half - just click it. If the icon's not there, have the web site open in IE and press Alt T and the tools menu will drop down. Click the compability button and add XI, then click the icon when it shows up in the browser. Sometimes, when javascript fails in IE, it loads OK in a mozilla-based browser like Firefox.

Happy brithday Pete!!!

Ditto on the Salvation Army. I manage an annual fund-raising effort that last year raised nearly $60,000. This money goes to our local Salvation Army, which screens applicants for help and sends food vouchers to the neediest families in a six-county region. I've worked with the SA for 27 years and there is no better organization to bring help to where it's most needed. Please don't pass by those buckets without dropping in what you can.

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Bigmeandean SgtHarryWeezer Mary Todd Lincoln You are right Harry! I thought I was wrong once. But I was mistaken.

Edward I Longshanks - King of England, son of Henry III. I'm even named after him. And when my claim to the throne is finally recognized, I will make each member of XI a Knight of the Realm, by God! Dean, you resemble Mary Todd - right down to her tits.

Rugger stold it. That he got caught so he snuck it back.

Mary Todd Lincoln

Cool. OK, I am a direct descendant of this guy. ??

Nice to make the acquaintance of a long-time player. Don't be a stranger on the web site!!

Welcome!!!

Adolf?

'Bout time Scoops. Welcome to the forums.

Happy for ya Dean!!!!

happy turkey all

I'm not interested in ranking up and really enjoy the DM server. I'd spend more time there but usually it's empty. If I go in, a few folks may join but I've yet to see it full. I'm usually gaming during my lunch hour so time is limited and I'm always anxious to go where the crowd is so I usually head over to the COD5 DM server - besides, as an admin there, I feel obligated to spend most of my time there. Last thing, the maps are limited there, and fresh meat in the COD5 server attracts me. All in all, I'd say give them another month or two and see how they're performing.

Welcome aboard the Good Ship Idiot

For instance... Problem: Rhinos are being killed in South Africa at a rate exceeding one a day, a rate that has already made one species of rhino extinct and threatens two others. Solution: Provide free round-trip ticket and 30 days supplies for American hunters, who are given license to hunt poachers and shoot on sight. I'll go.

2_MANY_BEERS Good finally a little justice in the clan. LOL Welcome Indeed - - Welcome aboard!!!

My first impression of XI was your typical clan of normal, everyday people.