HarryWeezer

He told me he also included a penis pump. Hope there's enough left to use it.

I show you NO mercy. Welcome!

Now, I kill you!!!

Have a happy!!!

But they still had to contend with the smell after they shit their pants.

Will never forget: "You bastid..."

Sure made for a sad Christmas three years ago Sunday. RIP Killa.

This must have been during my three-year, drinking/whoring period when I never watched TV.

This is getting a lot of chat but why would the pilot, upon exiting the plane, accelerate faster (go higher) that the plane itself?

BHzD_WHY SgtHarryWeezer Isn't cuntflaps a word? Only when the wind blows.... LMFAO

Isn't cuntflaps a word?

Joystick: Panther XL, an analog device modified to USB on both the stick and trackball, and internal keyboard emulation. http://assassin3d.squarespace.com/history-panther-xl/ When these first came out 15 years ago a clan formed around them (A3D for Assassin 3D) and that was my first clan.

It's the first day of a new birth year when we look forward to all the good things that will come, and can put behind us all the bad things we've been through. Have a GREAT one Ray!!!

A pleasure to meet you BUTTERS and welcome to XI. Hope to see you on our DM servers.

If you find one where you don't have to eat next to old people who smell like diapers, give me a shout. I'm right behind you.

You guys got no rhyme - never mind reason.

On the first day Of XI christmas Rugger was sitting in a gay tree! With Mean Dean sucking his dick. On the second day of XI Christmas...

I contacted Activision Support with the following: I entered an MW3 server over the weekend and noticed that I was getting huge XP points. I didn't pay any attention to that and played for some time. The next time I started the game, I found that I have been elevated to Level 80 status. I didn't earn that status, and don't want to keep it or put my game at risk. How can I return my status to where it should be based on my actual kills-in-game? I asked Steam about this and they referred me to you. They finally responded, as follows: Unfortunately, if your stats are boosted by a hacker there is nothing we can do. We apologize for the inconvenience, but Activision will not reset your stats upon request. Please note that knowingly entering a hacked server may be grounds for a ban. Not saying that this applies to you, but please make sure not to accept game invites from people you don't know or trust. If you wish to reset your stats you can use a prestige token once you reach the 10th prestige level to reset your stats. This is the only way that you can reset your stats. Thanks for contacting Activision Technical Support and have a great day!

Maz and ladies, this thread should be your opening salvo in staking your rightful claim at XI. For too long, you, our better halves, have been content to sit at the back of the XI bus. No longer!!!!!!!!!!! Women of XI, I urge you to unite, to demand your due, to take control. Bring up YOUR issues and threads; smack those rednecks upside the head with a dead trout and put up the photos and the music that YOU like! And every now and then, show us some mercy by showing us some titties - we stand ready to be enslaved. Lead, and we will follow.

A long-time player and a good one, on XI servers. Great to see ya here geforce. Make it a habit!!!

The wife said we needed to get something for "both of us" and that would be our Christmas. And so, I got a washer and dryer. Whatcha gonna do...

T'was the night before Christmas, and all through XI; "Not an Idiot is stirring," he said with a sigh. He wanted to game it, but none were online; He next tried Ventrilo, no Idiots to find. His wife having left him, from years of abuse; His drinking and whoring had left no excuse. So that even his doggie, once there at his feet; Had pissed on his slippers and shit on his sheet. And as Idiots both here and in countries abroad; Celebrated with family the birth of the Lord. There sat poor Rugger, just more of the same; No friends to share drink with, nor even to game. When out in the back yard there arose such a clatter; He wiped off the tears to see what was the matter. He ran to the window without lifting the sash; It took eighteen stiches, to sew up the gash. The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow; Gave pause to consider what tits were below. When what to his red, bloodshot eyes should appear; But a rusty old Ford with a bad steering gear. With a little old driver, his hand on his stick; Rug knew in a moment it must be Saint Nick. He was dressed in red undies with a bag at his side; And jerked on his wanker while trying to ride. He smashed into a tree and bounced off of a wall; and knocked Rug's front porch to the back of the hall. He climbed out of the wreckage still holding his dick; And said to poor Rug "Where's the party, you prick?" "Not here, that's for sure," Rugs explained to the drunk; "They've all gone and left me, yes, even that cunt. "If you want a Budweiser come in if you please; "I'm so lonesome I'd even get down on my knees." "So tell me your story," St. Nick asked of Rug; "Why is it you're feeling like some lowly slug?" "Has everyone left you because you smoke weed? "Because you're a drunk or don't see to their need?" "Oh, in part that is true," Rug told the old twit; "Without any doubt I'm a large piece of shit." "But what did me in, and it's surely no lie; "Was all the time spent, in running XI." Bewildered and drunk, St. Nick had to ask; "What in the hell is XI you dumb ass?" "It's a large group of gamers, the best you will find; "We shoot at each other, and do it online." "There's Greywolf and Ph4nt0m, and RickJames and Rock; "There's X-Ray and Bama and SirHurtsALot. "There's Harry, that good looking man about town; "And P-Man and Loader and Beers, that old clown." "There's 500 member or so in the clan; "And we are the best to be found in the land. "The wife said 'it's me or XI you old fuck;' "So I gave her the keys to my old Chevy truck." "We play Call of Duty and some other games; "It's all I've got left or I'd just go insane. "And now that it's Christmas, I just want to find; "Some idiots to game with, to help pass the time." Santa spoke not a word, but went stright to his work; He pulled out his laptop then turned with a jerk. And found Rugger's network and with so much ferver; He fired up death match and hit XI's server. "I'll frag your nube ass, I'm ready to fight;" And Santa and Rugger went at it that night. They played for 10 hours, on two-hour shifts; And children worldwide awoke with no gifts. And when it was done Santa took off his hat; "Fuck flying with reindeer, I'm through with all that. "I'm done with those elves and Mrs. Claus' pie; "I want to be part of this clan called XI." He sprang to his phone, to his team gave a whistle; "You can all go to hell, or go suck a thistle." And I heard him exclaim, 'ere he hung up that night; "I'm now in XI so fuck Christmas. Good Night."

Beautiful young lady with an incredible voice! Good things are in store for her.

Congrats you Idiots!!! None of you are members of the Clan Xfire group: I have sent each of you an invitation to join. Welcome to the XI ADM group. You shortly will receive your golden key to the XI corporate restroom and masturbation emporium, and your 401K plan.