HarryWeezer

You know the type: every time they shoot you they challenge your ability; when they win a map they verbally masturbate themselves. Had one such in COD5 Modern Weapons the other day. I never said word, and proceeded to kick his ass in the next map, which shut him up somewhat. But he came right back to it and after a bit, I left. Players are certainly free to say pretty much whatever they like on our servers, but this is just a reminder to those who like to boast and gloat, that most of us anyway are here for the fun, and the comradery. A player who isn't interested in talking with you, only at you, is a bore, and can ruin the experience. It's great that you have skills. It's also obvious when you consistently win the maps, so you needn't constantly remind us that you're God's gift to gaming. Tone it down, please, so we may all enjoy. And why not play WITH us? Believe me, you'll enjoy it more, and so will we. Best way to do that is offer compliments to a good shot, a good player. Best way to make enemies rather than friends is to continually compliment yourself.

Older you get, the less you need your nuts. So don't sweat the numbness. Have a GREAT one!!!

Judge |NL - Two Girls Hiking and a Bear Anne and Tara, two hikers on a trail came around the bend to find an enormous brown bear about 85 metres up the trail. The bear spots the two girls and begins running towards them at a full tilt. Tara drops her backpack, sits down, throws off her boots, and starts lacing up a pair of running shoes. Anne says to Tara, 'What are you doing? You will never be able to outrun that bear.' Tara replies, 'I don't have to outrun the bear………………………….' What a "metre???"

BOILERDON>XI< I thought everybody would be happy to throw me out with the trash. It sure ass hell is nice to be missed. I havn't been far away, it's true that i have been BO'ing it. Wonce "like my spelling" i started playing that bo i could stop till i 15ed out. now that i have im slowly trying to remember how to play cod4 again. Thanks bunches for the well wishes folks. You all are the reason why XI'S the best. Get your sorry, wrinkled ass back in COD2 and 4. And bring the birds.

I regret to inform everyone that Boiler Don went out to slop the hogs, and the pigs ate him. RIP Boiler Don.

Holy shit, never heard of any of these Idiots. Guess they'll let anybody in here.

Thanks for the intro - say, can I get a loan?

Here's how it should go down... Stupid Shit who's getting his ass kicked: "Hey. Quit spawn killing me you spawn killing bastard." Person who's kicking Stupid Shit's ass: "Fuck you and the horse you rode in on." Stupid Shit: "I'm a member here and I'll get you banned." Person who's kicking Stupid Shit's ass: "Have at it numb nuts. I not only spawn kill but I hack, too, you fucking loser. Now go get your admin, get me on video and prove it. Or shut the fuck up."

Heh heh Chavez - now THAT's funny!!!

62 (I think Weezer's weezer is gettin' 'cited...)

63 (warm up the lip balm boss man...)

PS: Only 64 posts to go to get to 2,000, and my blow job from Rugger.

Got that beat... Happy Birthday to everyone who might have a birthday between July 13, 2011, and July 13, 2012. Hope you have a great day!!!

Tonto then went back to his teepee, where his younger son asked, "How come brother named Running Deer?" Tonto replied, "When brother born, deer run by teepee so namum Running Deer." His son then asked, "How come sister named Rising Moon." And Tonto replied, "When sister born, look out teepee and see moon rise in sky, so namum Rising Moon." And then his son asked, "How come..." But before he could finish, Tonto interrupted him, asking, "How come you askum so many questions, Two Dogs Fucking?"

One kick-ass box!!!

Great bonding!!! Where'd this take place Storm - looks familiar??

Freakin' A!!!!!!

I started to get really old. But my dick didn't work as well so I stopped doing that.

So glad you're aboard - we're in desperate need of Drama...

Blackbart Great story...Hopefully this act of giving will come back to him a hundredfold during his life... There is no doubt that it will. What a fine young man - we need more like him.

Hacker....

Sorry you had that experience Hoots and good of you to post. As someone else wrote, language is not a problem on our servers. But, disrespect is. You've been with us a long time and you're always a lady in there. Were I still an admin I would have banned him and forced him to explain himself here.

Woderful Bushape - just wonderful.

You have not lived until you have had a Canadian hot beef (open face) sandwhich with gravy on the fries. It was the one meal I was looking forward to on a recent vacation back to the Canadian border.