HarryWeezer

Heh heh - I know...

Damn WolfTis, you told it wrong. It starts like this: A tough looking group of Extreme Idiots were riding when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge so they stopped. Their Admin, a small, ugly man named Chile, got off his bike and said, "What are you doing?"

The first one's warts, on a mole, of a flea's left nut.

Point 1: It would aid some immensely if they knew what the fuck they were talking about. Point 2: That fat fuck Michael Moore sucks green donkey dick.

All you folks awaiting the Great Rupture, er. Rapture - whatever - take heed. God wants you to divest yourself of all your property before you float up into the sky. I'm here to help. Please sign all of your property over to me. I'll take good care of it while you spend eternity polishing harps and halos, etc.

I don't say a word. That's because I really do hack but you losers are too inept to catch me at it. BBBBWWWAAAAAHHHHHHHAAAAAAHHHHAAAAAA

Shit stain on Rugger's shorts?

I shall thrash thee till thou art fain to take breath. Welcome!!

Should be able to block high pings. Question is, at what point do you block them and possibly shut out some of our offshore members?

Sonovabich John welcome to the forum, i hope you get to play all our servers especially cod4 freeze tag where the real men play and where the real fun is..and we have girls in there with us too, don't listen to Harry his old brain can't understand the concept of team work so he just likes to play with himself I only play with myself every other week. And that's not for any personal pleasure; it's medically necessary to adjust my blood pressure, and because I can't find anyone else willing to play with it.

P-Man how the hell are ya? I gotta get back to COD2...

If any of you Idiots downloaded the "Expendables" last year, put aside $3,000. Here's the scoop: At least 23,000 file sharers soon will be notified they are being sued for downloading the Expendables in what has become the single largest illegal-BitTorrent-downloading case in U.S. history. A federal judge in the case has agreed to allow the U.S. Copyright Group to subpoena internet service providers to find out the identity of everybody who illegally downloaded the Sylvester Stallone flick — meaning the number of defendants is likely to dramatically increase as new purloiners are discovered. Once an ISP gets the subpoena, it usually notifies the account holder that his or her subscriber information is being turned over to the Copyright Group, which last year pioneered the practice of suing BitTorrent downloaders in the United States. Subpoenas are expected to go out this week. All told, more than 140,000 BitTorrent downloaders are being targeted. The litigation can be lucrative with settlements around $3,000 per infringement. The IP addresses of the alleged copyright scofflaws are easily discoverable. Film companies pay snoops to troll BitTorrent sites, dip into active torrents and capture the IP addresses of the peers who are downloading and uploading pieces of the files.

Hi John: Welcome to the site and our servers - you're playing one of the best and I've seen you in there. We've a bunch of pussies here that play freeze tag but the REAL men are in the DM servers. Cya there, and remember that I am the unofficial XI public safety officer and must check all firearms prior to battle. So you shouldn't just shoot me on sight until I've inspected your weapons.

Kotaky has an unconfirmed report on details from Modern Warfare 3, saying they've learned of plans for the unannounced sequel from "sources who have seen the game in action." They say the game is in development at Infinity Ward with an assist from Sledgehammer Games, and that they've "also heard that Raven Software may be involved." They say the game will include more combat on U.S. soil, but "it looks like it won't be another take on Red Dawn, a post-U.S. invasion storyline already explored by Homefront," though that distinction is not explained. Here's a bit on the biggest change their sources indicate the series will undergo: "The biggest shift for the game appears to be in its breadth. We're told that Modern Warfare 3 will take place on a much larger, epic scale. It appears the game will explore the lead up to a blossoming set of engagements that could pull in other countries, creating a potential World War III scenario. The game will also feature large, urban destructible environments."

Freeze Tag sucks hairy dicks. Idiots who play freeze tag stayed too long at the teat. (Hi guys...)

Gotta do what you gotta do. Best!!

Welcome Horny. A shame - we used to have a member named Horny Heather; you two would have made a good pair.

- Next time you're in your favorite bar, order a Jack Daniels Osama style: that's two shots and a splash of water. - Last thing Osama said: "I need Seals in my house like I need a hole in the head." - First thing he said to Satan: "You see, this is why I never answer my door." - Osama's last tweet: "BRB, someone at the door." - If Bin Laden had spent more time playing COD, he would have realized that camping can only last so long.

Stunning!!! Don't suppose she fools around with old married men...

Due to constant lockups on an XPS SLI system, Dell last fall sent me a new Aurora with dual GeForce 460s - very kind of them but it had the same problem: enable SLI and the system would lock up in any game within a couple of minutes. Since running with one 460 gave me damned good performance, I said to hell with it and left SLI disabled. Then for shits and grins I googled the issue again today to see if anyone had found a solution - and someone did. He said the wire harness which exited the power supply directly under the bottom card was so crammed under that huge ass GPU that some of the wires were hitting the fan, stopping it and causing it to overheat in SLI. Couple of other posters to this thread said moving the wires solved their same problem. I couldn't believe it could be that simple, or, that Alienware would have such a ridiculous design flaw. But that's exactly what it was. Unfucking believeable.

As my sainted mother-in-law would say: He went out to slop the hogs, and the pigs ate him.

Chile for Senior Admin!!! (the pay's good and you get a blow job every other week)

Obama calls for unity in the "same sense... as 9/11" and will visit Ground Zero Thursday. It is beyond deplorable that he would use the attack, and our killing of Osama, for political purposes to advance a socialist agenda that is opposite to what the nation was intended to stand for, and if successful will bankrupt it.

Microsoft Security Essentials is all you need - it updates itself.