You're too funny SOB.
God, that brings back so many memories of Vietnam. We'd be out on patrol from an LZ and from out of nowhere, a shot, and one of our guys would turn into a block of ice. We always had a flamethrower ready to thaw them but it was a horrifying experience nonetheless and often, you'd lose toes or fingers from frostbite.
Seriously, we started the freezetag servers because Rugger lives next door to a juvenile giggling factory (insane asylum) and adopted several to mop his floors and do his dishes. To keep them entertained, he'd let them play freeze tag. Most of the folks you find on our freeze tag servers suffer various mental incapacities. COD4's Ace Mod is nearly as fucked - like we ran around the jungle at 30 miles per hour.
That leaves COD5MW: it's our best server, it's the best game, it's the "real" experience, and it's where you'll find the "best" Idiots - of sound mind, if not body.