HarryWeezer

Hello Girl and welcome to XI

A family once again. Good to see you back my friend!!!!!!!

I take inspiration from Damage and as well, I wish to publicly offer my apologies to Hxtr for all of the names I've called that crosseyed son of a Macedonian whore over these many years. I am sorry Hxtr that you are a bodacious bastard and penis-breathed excuse for a human being and I apologize for your lack of a dick or balls. I offer my sincere regrets that the plastic surgery didn't work and that your face is a model for Halloween masks. I humbly beg your forgiveness for your lack of a second-grade education, your continued body odor issues and the shit that gets permanently caught in your overly-hairy asshole. Whew. I sure feel better now getting that off my chest. In fact, I wish to encourage others to join us in apologizing to Hxtr for mistreating that whiny, syphilitic slut. It'll make you a better person.

Very sad. Shakes your faith in your fellow man. Be done with them.

Since Hxtr will blow anyone who asks, it doesn't matter.

Welcome Jarine. Thank you for your past and continued service. It's a pleasure to meet you.

Went through the same thing many, many moons ago. My response when asked if they could copy my work was something along these lines: "It's because you're my friend that I won't let you copy my work. If I do that, then you won't learn, and ultimately, you will fail. I don't want you to fail. I want to help you to succeed. And so I will not prevent you from learning. If you find the course too difficult, then you should drop it and take something else because if you cannot master the material here, you won't succeed after you graduate."

@$%^@)(*_^%$#%$%*_*)(_$!@@$%#^^*&(#!!@$%Mother@%#^$%^&*^%^$^&you You're welcome.

Yupper. Just went in, killed Chili, and left. That's the way I start my day!!!

EXCELLENT!!!! As I said in another thread, there is simply no excuse for this. They should have been up and running on another host within several hours. It's just a big Fuck You to the COD5 community, and one we won't forget.

Assholes. No excuse for this.

'52 Buick but never put it on the road. First on the road was '56 Chevy.

It's Up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And the wife was pleased. No word on the server though. (Winner gets dinner for six at Ted's of Beverly Hills)

Welcome Lemon - thanks for the intro!!

Welcome to XI Scrounger!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Welcome to XI Wolfe - keep your powder dry, and your dick in the dirt.

Outstanding! Welcome aboard QBall. Now that you're XI, please remember that you are NOT allowed to shoot admins more than six times per map cause I sure as hell need the break from you gun.

Welcome Silverwolf!!

Welcome Sally - glad to hear you enjoy our servers.

What's this Happy Halloween crap? Why should I be happy that a bunch of little shits are going to be pestering me all night to give them stuff or they'll roll my lawn or egg my house - which they'll probably do anyway? I was going to put in a mine field or Claymores but WalMart doesn't sell them. I would have dug covered pits and then just buried them but my back's acting up. So I guess I'll have to suffer this annual harassment at the hands of kids dressed as warlocks, witches, devils, and other godless creatures - God will get them for that!! But I'm sure not happy about it.

Well there's a positive note to all of this. Some of us - ran across Power today - are getting reacquainted with old friends in COD4 DM. Forgot how fast that games moves; getting my arse handed to me in there but the maps are a nice change.

Then what do you think it will cost to run all these servers if they have to back them up from another location? It's Activision, not some cheep-ass, no-name, mom & pop operation. Activision. You know, the guys people are complaining about for adopting a pay-as-you-go, or pay-to-level-up revenue model. I think we might expect a backup data center from these guys given the sheer volume of traffic they generate on a daily basis, not to mention as a good way to balance the load during non-emergency times. IMHO. Agree dj. It is unconscionable that they wouldn't have a mirrored platform elsewhere, or a plan to immediately switch to an alternate location in case the building housing their servers burned down. Pathetic!!! All the authentication server does is receive a packet, authenticate the user from a database, and respond. You could run that function off a typical desktop. How many people worldwide are playing COD5 any given moment?

Have a great birthday Mek!

If master servers are unreachable, you cannot be authenticated and so cannot join any COD5 server.

I can ping MW and DM so the servers are up. What's going on?