HarryWeezer

Welcome back!!!

Ask, and ye shall receive...

All right you slimy sluts and dastardly dicks, Harry has now achieved quadruple whoredom with 4,000 posts. So let the bullshit fly: tell me to get a life, tell me to mind my own freakin business and to shut my big mouth... And, where's my fucking 4,000-post ribbon???????

Howdy Captain - you've been kicking our asses for a long time and it's great to see you in the forums.

How do mate. Welcome to the forums; don't be a stranger.

XxWelcomexx Snoop.

Welcome aboard. Hope you got a good 401k/retirement package.

Knives are for pussies -- go hand-to-paw with 'em and choke them to death.

Your WELCOME... PUUURRRRRRRRRRR - nice kitty...

Sa-weet!!!!!!!!!!

This is some scary shit.

Joe: FYI, Windows8, per se, is for Americans only; you folks in the frigid north need to get the Canadian version, Canuck8. There are a number of differences. For example, instead of a question mark when using Wordpad, you get an "Eh" - stuff like that.

Did I ever tell you about the time Sandra Dee blew me? (Not THIS Sandra Dee - the one in the movies...) Of course, it could have been this Sandra Dee - did you ever spend any time in Wichita??

Have a great one buddy!!!

Let us know you're OK.

I respect your coming here to say that, and appreciate your sincerity.

It's a pleasure to have you in our ranks - and to blow your little black doggy nuts off in MW

Wow, 33 years in country and they toss him out for sweeping a floor. I'd say something nasty about that but methinks I'll be trying to get into Canada when I retire and no doubt, they already have a file on me from that time I rowed across the St. Lawrence from Ogdensburg, NY and was met at the dock at Prescott, Ontario, by some Canadian military-types who took my information, then suggested I turn the boat around.

so your telling me that unless someone kills, cleans, prepares, and loads up with presertatives, you aint eatin it. i guess you dont eat fish you and your friends caught, or deer that was taken during season, bear somebody gives you. weez you are missing one of lifes joys eatin food that the govt didnt put their hands on. what about garden vegetables do you only buy them from the grocery store, if so you are missing out on the true taste a vegetable has. and what happened too the spell checker for the site Talking meat, not vegetables. And as to that, no, I don't eat venison or any wild game, frog's legs or other disgusting "delicacies," or much of anything that comes from the sea. It took humankind billions of years to crawl out of the oceans so we wouldn't have to eat that shit anymore and I'm in no hurry to get back to that diet. I am a cow and taters man. The best evidence that God exists is that cows exist, because something that tastes that damned good couldn't possibly have evolved by accident. Lastly, just because our digestive system will pass something doesn't mean we should eat it, i.e., brains, tongue, liver on the one extreme and mollusks, squid and lobster on the other. Oh, and I also eat pasta - lots of pasta - and other things made from grains, like beer.

Thanks for that - I needed a good laugh!!!

If it isn't stamped USDA inspected, I don't eat it.

Nobody I want to know...

Welcome aboard!!!!!

Welcome, but I'm afraid you may have the wrong impression of us. Not one of our 400-plus members uses intoxicating beverages, illegal drugs, or profane language. Nor do we play on Sunday when we're all in church.

This just in: Chile refused to take him back. He now seeks asylum in North Korea.