Merlin007

Happy Birthday Gator! Cheers

Good one. Just goes to show, if you think you got a crappy job, think again, someone else has got a crappier job. The girls in the first pic should be wearing some kind on protective vest for buck shot. LOL

Correct but the next volume in I am sure a lengthy series is not complete. They are currently looking for someone to carry on as the original author died of old age shortly after completing the first volume.

Attached image as I can not for some reason insert an image.

HOLY PROSTITUTES A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye... It reads: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 10 MILES He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without second thought. Soon he sees another sign which reads: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 5 MILES Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs are for real and drives past a third sign saying: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION NEXT RIGHT His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to the door reading: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks, 'What may we do for you! my son?' He answers, 'I saw your signs along the highway and was interested in possibly doing business....' 'Very well my son. Please follow me.' He is led through many winding passages and is soon quite disoriented. The nun stops at a closed door and tells the man, 'Please knock on this door.' He does so and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup answers the door. This nun instructs, 'Please place $100 in the cup then go through the large wooden door at the end of the hallway.' He puts $100 in the cup, eagerly trots down the hall and slips through the door pulling it shut behind him. The door locks, and he finds himself back in the parking lot facing another sign: GO IN PEACE. YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER

Welcome to >XI< Billy. Cheers

Welcome and congrats ice.

I'd like to see a BF3 server again and at the very least, see how it goes. As with any game, I play when I can which is usually only a few nights a week, sometimes more if possible. Is not the same though playing on a non-XI server so I stopped playing and given the increased cost of BF4 (fn theives), damn responsibility is in the way of getting it right now. Anyway, your call boss and admins. No hard feelings either way.

That's one big gun and a lot of bullet. $40 bucks a shot lol. That'll leave a mark if you don't shoulder that properly.

Uh, you think... Not a condom commercial, more like a porn commercial. Good one though.

Welcome to the gang Ducky. Cheers

Welcome to the family Pedromex. Cheers

http://viralcircus.com/30-naughtiest-dogs-youll-crack-up-when-you-find-out-what-they-did/ Mine are guilty of many of these.

That was, well... different. Very creative.

Would maybe start with the usual: - game patches all installed - punkbuster updated - mic plugged in - firewall (windows or other) are set to allow both the game and punkbuster If still no go: - remove any custom maps and mods If still no go: - backup your profile and uninstall game and reinstall; try game before restoring your profile Let us know how you make out. Good luck.

Wow... Combine this with the greatest hits from the Walmart photo collection, put it all into a nice compilation with some soothing music and you'd would have yourself an instant 'self help' seller.

That's quite impressive and the use of a toilet brush was a unique choice.

Welcome to the forums. Enjoy the servers and we are a bunch of fun Idiots to chat with so feel free to join TS any time.

Thanks Labob.

Thanks for the heads up Beers.

Very nice Labob. Don't have much snow in my area at the moment, just frosty sitting at about -12 oC.

I noticed that Labob. That's quite an exchange difference I'll say them bastards. Great find there TSW.

Just goes to show, the world if full of idiots and suck ass drivers.

HAHA. That was good.

Hellooo back and welcome.