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Merlin007

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    Merlin007 got a reaction from BeerGoat in Medical Advice   
    Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?
    A: Heart only good for so many beats, and that it... Don't waste on exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speeding up heart not make you live longer; it like saying you extend life of car by driving faster. Want to live longer? Take nap.
     
     
    Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
    A: Oh no. Wine made from fruit. Brandy distilled wine, that mean they take water out of fruity bit so you get even more of goodness that way. Beer also made of grain. Bottom up!
     
     
    Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
    A: Well, if you have body and you have fat, your ratio one to one.. If you have two body, your ratio two to one.
     
     
    Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
    A: Can't think of single one, sorry. My philosophy: No pain...good!
     
     
    Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?
    A: YOU NOT LISTENING! Food fried in vegetable oil. How getting more vegetable be bad?
     
     
    Q : Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
    A: Oh no! When you exercise muscle, it get bigger. You should only be doing sit-up if you want bigger stomach.
     
     
    Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
    A: You crazy? HEL-LO-O! Cocoa bean! Another vegetable! It best feel-good food around!
     
     
    Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
    A: If swimming good for figure, explain whale to me.
     
     
    Q: Is getting in shape important for my lifestyle?
    A: Hey! 'Round' is shape! Well... I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets. And remember:
     
     
     
     
     
    Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO, what a ride!!"
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    Merlin007 got a reaction from Blackbart in Medical Advice   
    Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?
    A: Heart only good for so many beats, and that it... Don't waste on exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speeding up heart not make you live longer; it like saying you extend life of car by driving faster. Want to live longer? Take nap.
     
     
    Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
    A: Oh no. Wine made from fruit. Brandy distilled wine, that mean they take water out of fruity bit so you get even more of goodness that way. Beer also made of grain. Bottom up!
     
     
    Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
    A: Well, if you have body and you have fat, your ratio one to one.. If you have two body, your ratio two to one.
     
     
    Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
    A: Can't think of single one, sorry. My philosophy: No pain...good!
     
     
    Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?
    A: YOU NOT LISTENING! Food fried in vegetable oil. How getting more vegetable be bad?
     
     
    Q : Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
    A: Oh no! When you exercise muscle, it get bigger. You should only be doing sit-up if you want bigger stomach.
     
     
    Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
    A: You crazy? HEL-LO-O! Cocoa bean! Another vegetable! It best feel-good food around!
     
     
    Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
    A: If swimming good for figure, explain whale to me.
     
     
    Q: Is getting in shape important for my lifestyle?
    A: Hey! 'Round' is shape! Well... I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets. And remember:
     
     
     
     
     
    Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO, what a ride!!"
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    Merlin007 got a reaction from Sykorsky in Olympic Bloopers   
    Sports commentators show their intelligence
    >
    >
    > Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators so far
    > during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:
    >
    > 1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I
    > saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."
    >
    > 2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak
    > from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."
    >
    > 3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my
    > mother and father."
    >
    > 4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some
    > deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."
    >
    > 5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we
    > can expect the same thing again."
    >
    > 6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't
    > like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.
    >
    > 7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the
    > IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."
    >
    > 8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've
    > got eleven Dicks on the field."
    >
    > 9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is
    > that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses
    > them.. .......Oh my God, what have I just said?"
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    Merlin007 got a reaction from baldie in Medical Advice   
    Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?
    A: Heart only good for so many beats, and that it... Don't waste on exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speeding up heart not make you live longer; it like saying you extend life of car by driving faster. Want to live longer? Take nap.
     
     
    Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
    A: Oh no. Wine made from fruit. Brandy distilled wine, that mean they take water out of fruity bit so you get even more of goodness that way. Beer also made of grain. Bottom up!
     
     
    Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
    A: Well, if you have body and you have fat, your ratio one to one.. If you have two body, your ratio two to one.
     
     
    Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
    A: Can't think of single one, sorry. My philosophy: No pain...good!
     
     
    Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?
    A: YOU NOT LISTENING! Food fried in vegetable oil. How getting more vegetable be bad?
     
     
    Q : Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
    A: Oh no! When you exercise muscle, it get bigger. You should only be doing sit-up if you want bigger stomach.
     
     
    Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
    A: You crazy? HEL-LO-O! Cocoa bean! Another vegetable! It best feel-good food around!
     
     
    Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
    A: If swimming good for figure, explain whale to me.
     
     
    Q: Is getting in shape important for my lifestyle?
    A: Hey! 'Round' is shape! Well... I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets. And remember:
     
     
     
     
     
    Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO, what a ride!!"
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    Merlin007 got a reaction from HellKid in Medical Advice   
    Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?
    A: Heart only good for so many beats, and that it... Don't waste on exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speeding up heart not make you live longer; it like saying you extend life of car by driving faster. Want to live longer? Take nap.
     
     
    Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
    A: Oh no. Wine made from fruit. Brandy distilled wine, that mean they take water out of fruity bit so you get even more of goodness that way. Beer also made of grain. Bottom up!
     
     
    Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
    A: Well, if you have body and you have fat, your ratio one to one.. If you have two body, your ratio two to one.
     
     
    Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
    A: Can't think of single one, sorry. My philosophy: No pain...good!
     
     
    Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?
    A: YOU NOT LISTENING! Food fried in vegetable oil. How getting more vegetable be bad?
     
     
    Q : Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
    A: Oh no! When you exercise muscle, it get bigger. You should only be doing sit-up if you want bigger stomach.
     
     
    Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
    A: You crazy? HEL-LO-O! Cocoa bean! Another vegetable! It best feel-good food around!
     
     
    Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
    A: If swimming good for figure, explain whale to me.
     
     
    Q: Is getting in shape important for my lifestyle?
    A: Hey! 'Round' is shape! Well... I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets. And remember:
     
     
     
     
     
    Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO, what a ride!!"
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    Merlin007 got a reaction from DEEJAYKEG in Medical Advice   
    Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?
    A: Heart only good for so many beats, and that it... Don't waste on exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speeding up heart not make you live longer; it like saying you extend life of car by driving faster. Want to live longer? Take nap.
     
     
    Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
    A: Oh no. Wine made from fruit. Brandy distilled wine, that mean they take water out of fruity bit so you get even more of goodness that way. Beer also made of grain. Bottom up!
     
     
    Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
    A: Well, if you have body and you have fat, your ratio one to one.. If you have two body, your ratio two to one.
     
     
    Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
    A: Can't think of single one, sorry. My philosophy: No pain...good!
     
     
    Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?
    A: YOU NOT LISTENING! Food fried in vegetable oil. How getting more vegetable be bad?
     
     
    Q : Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
    A: Oh no! When you exercise muscle, it get bigger. You should only be doing sit-up if you want bigger stomach.
     
     
    Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
    A: You crazy? HEL-LO-O! Cocoa bean! Another vegetable! It best feel-good food around!
     
     
    Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
    A: If swimming good for figure, explain whale to me.
     
     
    Q: Is getting in shape important for my lifestyle?
    A: Hey! 'Round' is shape! Well... I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets. And remember:
     
     
     
     
     
    Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO, what a ride!!"
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    Merlin007 got a reaction from Exe in New Ford Car   
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    Merlin007 got a reaction from Sykorsky in New Ford Car   
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    Merlin007 got a reaction from Ph4nt0m in New Ford Car   
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    Merlin007 got a reaction from GorillaXI in Nasa' Curiosity   
    I don't do politics so I won't comment on most of this thread. I do however think it is very cool that we can send space craft to space and remotely land them from Earth. Why mars... I don't know but obviously there must be something there they are looking to for answers. As well, if we can send shuttles and other crafts to distant planets, why the hell can I not drive a car that gets better gas mileage?
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    Merlin007 got a reaction from hxtr in Nasa' Curiosity   
    I don't do politics so I won't comment on most of this thread. I do however think it is very cool that we can send space craft to space and remotely land them from Earth. Why mars... I don't know but obviously there must be something there they are looking to for answers. As well, if we can send shuttles and other crafts to distant planets, why the hell can I not drive a car that gets better gas mileage?
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    Merlin007 reacted to PimpedOutPete in Nasa' Curiosity   
    Why does this have to be political issue and just enjoy the wonder and spectical of this amazing feat of technology. Well done NASA.. Great job!
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    Merlin007 got a reaction from hxtr in For Those Of You Who Don't Already Know!   
    You are correct. The ML is a tower case style where the other 2 are rack mount. One thing I do like about the ML style is that it doesn't take up a lot of space. Also to note is that I can use regular SATA drives in the ML350 and DL145 where the DL380 is a bit older, uses SCSI drives.
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    Merlin007 got a reaction from hxtr in For Those Of You Who Don't Already Know!   
    Ideally, with an external drive, if you can get one that plugs into your router, then no need to have a PC on to share the drive as the external would be available at all times through the router. But what hxtr said will work as well.
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    Merlin007 got a reaction from hxtr in For Those Of You Who Don't Already Know!   
    I have a ML350 G5, a DL145 G2, and a DL380 G2.
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    Merlin007 reacted to Ruggerxi in Fantasy Sports :)   
    NFL Football
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    Merlin007 got a reaction from DEEJAYKEG in Our new family member   
    Here he is now (taken in Feb).

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    Merlin007 got a reaction from DEEJAYKEG in Our Newest Family Member   
    Our little/big guy Baxxter who is almost a year old http://www.xtremeidi...-family-member/ now has a little brother.
     
    Zeus is 4 months old. He is another mix breed, part of which we understand to be Australian Shepherd and Lab. Like Baxxter, he is also a rescued pup from an unfit or unwanting home. From the size of his paws, I think he is going get bigger than his older brother. He weighs in about 30lbs already. And can he eat...

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    Merlin007 got a reaction from Ruggerxi in Our new family member   
    He is my >XI< dog.
     

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    Merlin007 reacted to blackcat in What Are You Listening To Today?   

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    Merlin007 got a reaction from hxtr in Iron Maiden Are In The Usa Seventh Son Tour   
    For those going to see them, I don't think you'll be disappointed. They are awesome no matter the play list.
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    Merlin007 got a reaction from Cpt.TennealXI in Iron Maiden Are In The Usa Seventh Son Tour   
    For those going to see them, I don't think you'll be disappointed. They are awesome no matter the play list.
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    Merlin007 got a reaction from Cpt.TennealXI in Iron Maiden Are In The Usa Seventh Son Tour   
    Just saw Maiden with Alice Cooper on Friday. Awesome show!
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    Merlin007 got a reaction from mikepaz666 in Iron Maiden Are In The Usa Seventh Son Tour   
    For those going to see them, I don't think you'll be disappointed. They are awesome no matter the play list.
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    Merlin007 got a reaction from mikepaz666 in Iron Maiden Are In The Usa Seventh Son Tour   
    Just saw Maiden with Alice Cooper on Friday. Awesome show!
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