AusiGirl

fu power! this one don,t bite much

Look at this baby pete! huntsman spider!

Not everyday you get pushed up a mountain by a dozer and once up the top beautiful lookout! my son got called to a mates place to help him and he got caught on a fence and couldn,t move,he had the 4x4 in gear with hand brake and foot brakes on and still he was sliding,so they worked out to use the dozer to push him to the top.was his most scariest day he said as he could of went over the edge. but look at the view awesome!

At school, Little Johnny’s classmate tells him that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, so it’s very easy to blackmail them by saying, “I know the whole truth.” Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. Johnny’s mother greets him at home, and he tells her, “I know the whole truth.” His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, “Just don’t tell your father.” Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, “I know the whole truth.” The father promptly hands him $40 and says, “Please don’t say a word to your mother.” Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, “I know the whole truth.” The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, “Then come give your Daddy a great big hug!”

omg! hi and fu

Congrats!

no more yoshi! least you will smell nice lol

welcome to the forums!

R.I.P pops. sorry for your loss storm!

So sorry to hear this storm! sending good vibes!

Thank you weed

sorry for your loss!

Oh No! who left the mouse hole open! welcome smaller person.

1. Funny Tasmanian Town Names Tassie may lay at the bottom of Australia but surely that’s not the reason for their obsession with naming towns, creeks and mountains from the bottom up. They have Long Bottom, Broad Bottom, Officer’s Bottom, Bottom Fancy, Grassy Bottom, Bottom Hole, Round Bottom, Stumpy’s Bottom, Bottom Lagoon, Lovely Bottom and the Butts. They were even well ahead of their time, with Boomers Bottom. If you ask for directions to any of these places you’ll probably get a bum steer. And their obsession with the anatomy doesn’t end there. They also have Granny’s Gut, Funny Knob Creek, Mossy Nipple Bend, Shag Head, Pensioners Bush and Tonguers Point. Tassie’s funny Aussie names: Boomers Bottom Bottom Fancy Bottom Hole Bottom Lagoon Broad Bottom Funny Knob Creek Granny’s Gut Grassy Bottom Long Bottom Lovely Bottom Mossy Nipple Bend Officer’s Bottom Pensioners Bush Round Bottom Shag Head Stumpy’s Bottom The Butts Tonguers Point 2. Funny Victorian Town Names Even though Victoria was named after the prim and proper Queen Victoria, it didn’t stop the adventurous naming of places. Fancy climbing Mount Buggery, perhaps not? Want to have a great time, then head to A1. If you’re lucky you may strike gold. Looking for somewhere for a kids birthday party? Where could be more fun than Teddy Bears Gap. And a great BBQ can be had at Sausage Gully. Of course when you hear Ding-A-Ding it’s a sure sign that it’s time to Packenham Upper and head home. Victoria’s funniest names: Ding-A-Ding Mount Bugger Packenham Upper Sausage Gully Teddy Bears Gap 3. Funny New South Wales Town Names Being the oldest of the States you would think NSW would be the maturest too. Then how do they explain these adults only rippers. Got a hard earned thirst, then head to Boozer Creek. Playing footsies, why not stroll up Flirtation Hill? Getting serious, then you’re looking for The Boobs or Pleasure Point. And if you do make it to Rooty Hill be careful not to Come By Chance. Funny place names from New South Wales: Boozer Creek Come By Chance Flirtation Hill Pleasure Point Rooty Hill The Boobs 4. Funny Canberra Town Names Canberra of course is a law unto itself. And though it does have a reputation for being conservative, its street names have a true Aussie ring to them. There’s Slim Dusty Circuit, Bon Scott Crescent, Bogan Place and even the main road leading into our capital is the Monaro Highway. Funny Canberra names: Bogan Place Bon Scott Crescent Monaro Highway Slim Dusty Circuit 5. Funny Queensland Town Names Known to be straight talkers, Queenslanders don’t waste words and so it is with their place names. These need no explanation. Mount Blowhard, Mount Mistake, Mount Surprise and the bluntly named Ugly Creek.Perhaps their funniest name claim is at Yorkeys Knob. Named after a Yorkshire born fisherman, who built a homestead on the headlands in the 1880s, locals revel in telling visitors that Yorkey’s Knob is bigger than Moby’s Dick. Funny Queensland names: Mount Blowhard Mount Mistake Mount Surprise Ugly Creek Yorkeys Knob 6. Funny Northern Territory Town Names Tough talking territorians take no prisoners and neither do their place names. Try these for size. Dirty Water Billabong, Rum Jungle, Boggy Plain, Cape Cockburn and Fanny Creek. And if you happen to be driving through Howard Springs, then you’d have to take a detour onto the alphabetically challenged Aaaa Road. Hilarious Northern Territory names: Aaaa Road Boggy Plain Cape Cockburn Dirty Water Billabong Fanny Creek Rum Jungle 7. Funny Western Australia Town Names Western Australia has the only town in Australia starting with an X, Xantippe. It also has the town of Woop Woop, once a mill town,its name has been adopted into Aussie slang, meaning the middle of nowhere. Also, a bay called Useless Loop and a Dog Swamp. But perhaps its most amusing name is the town of North Pole, near Marble Bar. Perhaps it’s Santa’s home away from home. Western Australia’s wacky list: Dog Swamp North Pole Useless Loop Woop Woop Xantippe 8. Funny South Australia Town Names Nowhere Else Road is nowhere else than South Australia. Well, not true. There is a Nowhere Else in Tasmania, south of Devonport. Oh well. Still nobody else has Bullshit Hill, a Cream Puff Corner or a Break Wind Reserve. South Australia’s silliest names: Break Wind Reserve Bullshit Hill Cream Puff Corner Nowhere Else Road

My condolences to you and your family

welcome back!

lol

lol

welcome

Happy New Year to everyone and stay safe! Time to drink a little more.....

Hope all goes well for you!

bye bye bye bye! good luck and take care! come back sometime

Have a Merry Christmas.....

Merry Christmas

condolences to you and your family!