El Presidente

I think every human should get a  chance to read this !!
"Dogs Welcome"

A man wrote a letter to a  small hotel in a Midwest town he planned to visit on his  vacation.
He wrote: I would very much like to bring my  dog with me.
He is well-groomed, and very well  behaved.
Would you be willing to permit me to keep him in my  room with me at night?"

An immediate reply came from the  hotel owner, who wrote:
SIR: "I've been operating this hotel  for many years. In all that time, I've never had a dog steal  towels, bedclothes, silverware or pictures off the walls.
I've never had to evict a dog in the middle of the night for  being drunk and disorderly.
And I've never had a dog  run out on a hotel bill.
Yes, indeed, your dog is welcome at  my hotel.
And, if your dog will vouch for  you, you're welcome to stay here,  too."
 

http://youtu.be/zhTjuSmkfbs

 
A family was driving behind a rubbish truck when a large dildo flies out and hits the windscreen. To hide her embarrassment the mother turns and says to her young kids "my what a big insect", to which her 7 year old says, "I'm surprised it could fly with a dick that size".

now wears that wascally wabbit
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
hahahahaha welcome

am a 60s old Fart
whoooo

A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following a day roaming around in Spain ...

While sipping his wine, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful.

He asked the waiter, 'What is that you just served?'

The waiter replied, 'Si senor, you have excellent taste!
Those are called Cojones de Toro, bull's testicles
from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!'

The cowboy said, 'What the heck, bring me an order.'

The waiter replied, 'I am so sorry senor. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy.'

The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, and that evening was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites, inspecting his platter, he called to the waiter and said, 'These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday.'

The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, 'Si, Senor. Sometimes the bull wins.'

oh balls what have I done I thought XI was XL a Fat club
 
thanks all a nice welcome.
 
a big thanks and a hug for Pink
and a thanks to Google.
 
thank you.

hello am 49 now and love it life is great .
 
I was a truck driver and a Dinky but now am a homehubby  we have no kids.
we do have 2 cats Minnie and Mollie also 2 dogs Abbie and Otto
Otto is in my pic he is 2 years now but still in training for the gun.
 
 am married so unlucky you singles. 
live in Maidstone Kent UK
 
drive a landy defender
ride a ktm 525exc as much as I can.
 
been playing online games for a few years now help set up and run a clan called BSE madcows which was a MOH game ,left a few years ago now to play better games such as first COD.
 
ELMERFUD.
 
Gussie To Mates.
 
pps always an Englishman . 

is mule love like Donkey LOve

hello am 49 now and love it life is great .
 
I was a truck driver and a Dinky but now am a homehubby  we have no kids.
we do have 2 cats Minnie and Mollie also 2 dogs Abbie and Otto
Otto is in my pic he is 2 years now but still in training for the gun.
 
 am married so unlucky you singles. 
live in Maidstone Kent UK
 
drive a landy defender
ride a ktm 525exc as much as I can.
 
been playing online games for a few years now help set up and run a clan called BSE madcows which was a MOH game ,left a few years ago now to play better games such as first COD.
 
ELMERFUD.
 
Gussie To Mates.
 
pps always an Englishman . 

now that was a nice vid love the truck 1 
 
did u see the cop he was parked on the bike lane ..

hello am 49 now and love it life is great .
 
I was a truck driver and a Dinky but now am a homehubby  we have no kids.
we do have 2 cats Minnie and Mollie also 2 dogs Abbie and Otto
Otto is in my pic he is 2 years now but still in training for the gun.
 
 am married so unlucky you singles. 
live in Maidstone Kent UK
 
drive a landy defender
ride a ktm 525exc as much as I can.
 
been playing online games for a few years now help set up and run a clan called BSE madcows which was a MOH game ,left a few years ago now to play better games such as first COD.
 
ELMERFUD.
 
Gussie To Mates.
 
pps always an Englishman . 

hello am 49 now and love it life is great .
 
I was a truck driver and a Dinky but now am a homehubby  we have no kids.
we do have 2 cats Minnie and Mollie also 2 dogs Abbie and Otto
Otto is in my pic he is 2 years now but still in training for the gun.
 
 am married so unlucky you singles. 
live in Maidstone Kent UK
 
drive a landy defender
ride a ktm 525exc as much as I can.
 
been playing online games for a few years now help set up and run a clan called BSE madcows which was a MOH game ,left a few years ago now to play better games such as first COD.
 
ELMERFUD.
 
Gussie To Mates.
 
pps always an Englishman . 

hello am 49 now and love it life is great .
 
I was a truck driver and a Dinky but now am a homehubby  we have no kids.
we do have 2 cats Minnie and Mollie also 2 dogs Abbie and Otto
Otto is in my pic he is 2 years now but still in training for the gun.
 
 am married so unlucky you singles. 
live in Maidstone Kent UK
 
drive a landy defender
ride a ktm 525exc as much as I can.
 
been playing online games for a few years now help set up and run a clan called BSE madcows which was a MOH game ,left a few years ago now to play better games such as first COD.
 
ELMERFUD.
 
Gussie To Mates.
 
pps always an Englishman . 

I did not know......

I was just seeing if they work ,honest m8
no way no way fecking pb lies any way it was me dad shitty game any way.

I was just seeing if they work ,honest m8
no way no way fecking pb lies any way it was me dad shitty game any way.

I was just seeing if they work ,honest m8
no way no way fecking pb lies any way it was me dad shitty game any way.

I was just seeing if they work ,honest m8
no way no way fecking pb lies any way it was me dad shitty game any way.

got a nuke for the first time last night , well i nicked it from my side ,just to say a big thanks it won the game as well.
 
a smile i had.