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hxtr reacted to Hell_onHeelz in Please Welcome Hell_Onheelz To The Clan
Is that the best you can come up with to haze me!?!?! They had much more interesting forms of hazing in college ;-) heheh
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hxtr got a reaction from billyblade in For Cavey.... Chuck Noris Facts
Chuck Norris lives on The Road Not Taken.
Chuck Norris can swim in an empty pool.
Chuck Norris sends paper letters through email.
Chuck Norris is the fifth Beatle.
Chuck Norris walked into a bar. The bar said "Ouch".
For Chuck Norris, it does not take two to Tango.
When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris
Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answered the wrong phone.
Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories.
The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
Chuck once round house kicked Superman. The poor guy still believes he can actually fly.
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
If you rate this 5 roundhouse kicks, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
Chuck Norris won American Idol using only sign language
Once the cop pulled over Chuck Norris....the cop was lucky to leave with a warning.
Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards
Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
Chuck Norris once got bit by a rattle snake........ After three days of pain and agony ..................the rattle snake died
Chuck Norris dosent have to shoot a gun, he just has to throw the bullet
Chuck Norris once made a joke. Ten people died laughing.
Chuck Norris uses the Stairway to Heaven on his light workout days
Chuck Norris speaks in surround sound.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris.
Luke wanted to know the ways of the Force. The Force wanted to know the ways of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
Chuck Norris’ calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd - No one fools with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't have life insurance, the insurance companies pay him to spare their lives.
Chuck Norris can pass an eye exam.....blindfolded!
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Chuck Norris never needs a flash light, he just stares into the darkness and it moves out of the way.
Chuck Norris does not fart, nothing escapes Chuck Norris
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hxtr got a reaction from JohnnyDos in For Cavey.... Chuck Noris Facts
but Chuck Norris really won.... Chuck is still alive.
Bruce is the shit.. hands down. Chuck Norris provided the DNA.
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hxtr got a reaction from tater2sacks in My First Train Videos Death Defying Stunts.....
my camera risked it all for me.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYTXhQw3BAs&feature=BFa&list=ULtYTXhQw3BAs
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hxtr reacted to widowmaker in My First Train Videos Death Defying Stunts.....
if all the cows were laying down. try bull slapping. cameras cost to much. nice shot of the train thou.
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hxtr got a reaction from BigPapaDean in Please Welcome Hell_Onheelz To The Clan
sweet.. another XI hottie in the ranks. can we haze her for the first year? Clean my browser you cookie eating machine! Check my email and DELETE ALL MY SPAM. When I shoot at you, you must just drop your gun and start dying immediately. If I ever try and knife you.. you best stand still and take it. My mouse is dirty.... dip it in the XI cleaner. Fix the damn XI DOWNLOADER and make yourself useful. If you see Rugger... tell him I said FU. Take your heelz off when on the XI web site. And most of all.. no fraternizing with anyone here excpet with me.
There that should be a good start.
BTW she can now see the boobies of xi post or something like that. hahahahahaha jk.. no im not but just joking a little more that not.
Welcome to the nut house heelz.... if you have any questions... dont ask me..... I dont know shit.
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hxtr got a reaction from Hell_onHeelz in Please Welcome Hell_Onheelz To The Clan
sweet.. another XI hottie in the ranks. can we haze her for the first year? Clean my browser you cookie eating machine! Check my email and DELETE ALL MY SPAM. When I shoot at you, you must just drop your gun and start dying immediately. If I ever try and knife you.. you best stand still and take it. My mouse is dirty.... dip it in the XI cleaner. Fix the damn XI DOWNLOADER and make yourself useful. If you see Rugger... tell him I said FU. Take your heelz off when on the XI web site. And most of all.. no fraternizing with anyone here excpet with me.
There that should be a good start.
BTW she can now see the boobies of xi post or something like that. hahahahahaha jk.. no im not but just joking a little more that not.
Welcome to the nut house heelz.... if you have any questions... dont ask me..... I dont know shit.
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hxtr got a reaction from BigPapaDean in For Cavey.... Chuck Noris Facts
Chuck Norris lives on The Road Not Taken.
Chuck Norris can swim in an empty pool.
Chuck Norris sends paper letters through email.
Chuck Norris is the fifth Beatle.
Chuck Norris walked into a bar. The bar said "Ouch".
For Chuck Norris, it does not take two to Tango.
When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris
Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answered the wrong phone.
Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories.
The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
Chuck once round house kicked Superman. The poor guy still believes he can actually fly.
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
If you rate this 5 roundhouse kicks, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
Chuck Norris won American Idol using only sign language
Once the cop pulled over Chuck Norris....the cop was lucky to leave with a warning.
Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards
Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
Chuck Norris once got bit by a rattle snake........ After three days of pain and agony ..................the rattle snake died
Chuck Norris dosent have to shoot a gun, he just has to throw the bullet
Chuck Norris once made a joke. Ten people died laughing.
Chuck Norris uses the Stairway to Heaven on his light workout days
Chuck Norris speaks in surround sound.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris.
Luke wanted to know the ways of the Force. The Force wanted to know the ways of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
Chuck Norris’ calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd - No one fools with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't have life insurance, the insurance companies pay him to spare their lives.
Chuck Norris can pass an eye exam.....blindfolded!
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Chuck Norris never needs a flash light, he just stares into the darkness and it moves out of the way.
Chuck Norris does not fart, nothing escapes Chuck Norris
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hxtr reacted to TBB in For Cavey.... Chuck Noris Facts
Chuck Norris is Hxtr in disguise - hahahahahaha
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hxtr reacted to Markoff in Please Welcome Hell_Onheelz To The Clan
welcome to the gang don't worry about hxtr just say his two fav works I TUNES and hes done for lol...........hope to see you on our cod5 servers soon........
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hxtr reacted to Olive in Anger Fucking Management Thread
This pic is a fake Gorilla...here's a video of you at the shooting range
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTCO9GD3Q0s
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hxtr got a reaction from mikepaz666 in Anger Fucking Management Thread
hey there will be no team play here.... only DM. Im sick of this freese tag this.. freese tag that. You come fix this popup ad i got from the iFBI iweoottherwise play some DM. DM DM DMDMDMDMDMDMMDMDDMLfksdjrjaesorjroij4e3ohfasepouufhaoewu
IM SO ANGRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
happy monday Idiots! welcome to the fart part of something we seen once or twice but never more than that and less of lessness before becoming biger that big before leaving the entrance.
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hxtr got a reaction from Warface in Please Help Me All By Answering This Question Seriously:
i say if you hijack our plane.. we nuke your country. That will stop all this shit for good.
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hxtr reacted to Ricko in Please Help Me All By Answering This Question Seriously:
i would say send in us idiots hxtr with a joint in his mouth me pissed outta ma skull dread on his bike cobra in his car and bud dressed as a clown and good old rugger scratching his head wtf wtf i dooo lol
server has been restarted
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hxtr reacted to TBB in For Cavey.... Chuck Noris Facts
lol - finally - something worthwhile from the Hxtr - hahaha
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hxtr reacted to Xtreme in Check Your Computers
From what I understand is it's a classic settings change that tells your browser to use a proxy server. I've seen it a thousand times on virus/malware infected computers. Frankly, if you're dumb enough to have something like this on you system for this long, you desirve to lose internet access. LMAO
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hxtr reacted to Belle in Check Your Computers
Hey look I'm still online and I did it without the FBI lol
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hxtr got a reaction from Markoff in 4 Year Dog Tags Medal
congrats Markoff.... Wont be long we will have 20 years and it will also feel like yesterday. XI for as long as we can buy and play PC's lol