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Thats Fing sweet... someone hacked Ruggers account and is posting FU's on himself as him.... hahahahaha classic. 
FU Rugger and I guess the party is canceled now that your home? FU Rugger for that! Now I have to be good? FU for that as well.

google I dont love you like Noears so double penetration FU. If we have a bad or good or nurtural day.... we can come say FU to google this month..
 
 
Llama you still get a FU... it is branded in the name after that thread. When I see your name I automatically say FU. Now googles turn to be added to that list.
 
FU google
 
FU Llama

A day of family, friends, steaks and cold beer! Have fun today guys!

google I dont love you like Noears so double penetration FU. If we have a bad or good or nurtural day.... we can come say FU to google this month..
 
 
Llama you still get a FU... it is branded in the name after that thread. When I see your name I automatically say FU. Now googles turn to be added to that list.
 
FU google
 
FU Llama

Thats Fing sweet... someone hacked Ruggers account and is posting FU's on himself as him.... hahahahaha classic. 
FU Rugger and I guess the party is canceled now that your home? FU Rugger for that! Now I have to be good? FU for that as well.

 
I think he asked for sensible responses. So only Chuck Norris would do

Well... 10.5 more hours of work then i am off until July 15th!! FU Google!!

google I dont love you like Noears so double penetration FU. If we have a bad or good or nurtural day.... we can come say FU to google this month..
 
 
Llama you still get a FU... it is branded in the name after that thread. When I see your name I automatically say FU. Now googles turn to be added to that list.
 
FU google
 
FU Llama

Its set to 24 hours now, it will not be extended any farther.

I think a couple of hours time to edit should be enough

 
Nope, us Yankees are pretty slow upstairs Cavey. You outa' have figured that out by now.....

Well seeing as the FU Llama thread was a success and people got to vent at Llama i figured it was googles turn... so, the month of July is now FU Google month... i would like to lead it off with a hearty FU GOOGLE!!!!!

I was in the middle of a edit about a month ago and by the time I was done.... it said I could not edit as I posted. I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!! No fucking way. It took me 15 to 20 minutes to fix it. I got distracted. hahahahhaa
 
hxtr needs his edit time.
 
let me edit this fast. hahahhaha

 
If you don't fish you should take them noodling..............with them in a T-Shirt.

I was hoping it was a Frenchi's name on your bum. But nice anyways. hahahhaah
 
Nice tat...

You are mean Shamu. I resemble only 75% of that list! You are exaggerating the other 25%. I dont fish so not needing to bait her hook.

Ok when you get old and your wife has to work and the temperature is going to be really hot. Your wife leaves for 12 hours of work and says the only thing on the honey do list is water the front lawn, and make sure you keep hydrated. She comes home from work to see me drinking beer under the water sprinkler and goes into the house. I go up to the front door and because I am wet I ask if she would get me a beer so I don't get the house wet, and she gets mad. WTF I was keeping hydrated by staying under the sprinkler. I don't get it as Johnny would say

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Thanks all. Working on 5th one already. Good to go right now, but can't go no where cause I'll get DUI. Shit

General Guidelines
1. Never take a beer to a job interview.
2. Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them.
3. It's considered poor taste to take a cooler to church.
4. If you have to vacuum the bed, it is time to change the sheets.
5. Even if you're certain that you are included in the will, it is still considered tacky to drive a U-Haul to the funeral home.
 
Dining Out
1. If drinking directly from the bottle, always hold it with your fingers covering the label.
2. Avoid throwing bones and food scraps on the floor as the restaurant may not have dogs.
ENTERTAINING IN YOUR HOME
1. A centerpiece for the table should never be anything prepared by a taxidermist.
2. Do not allow the dog to eat at the table no matter how good his manners are.
 
PERSONAL HYGIENE
1. While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this is a job that should be done in private using one's OWN truck keys
2. Proper use of toiletries can forestall bathing for several days. However, if you live alone, deodorant is a waste of good money.
3. Dirt and grease under the fingernails is a social no-no, as they tend to detract from a woman's jewelry and alter the taste of finger foods.
 
DATING (OUTSIDE THE FAMILY)
1. Always offer to bait your date's hook, especially on the first date.
2. Be aggressive. Let her know you're interested: 'I've been wanting to go out with you since I read that stuff on the bathroom wall two years ago.'
3. Establish with her parents what time she is expected back. Some will say 10:00 PM; others might say 'Monday.' If the latter is the answer, it is the man's responsibility to get her to school on time.
4. Always have a positive comment about your date's appearance, such as, 'Ya'll sure don't sweat much for a fat gal.'
 
WEDDINGS
1. Livestock, usually, is a poor choice for a wedding gift.
2. Kissing the bride for more than 5 seconds may get you shot.
3. For the groom, at least, rent a tux. A leisure suit with a cummerbund and a clean bowling shirt can create too sporty an appearance.
4. Though uncomfortable, say 'yes' to socks and shoes for this special occasion.
5. It is not appropriate to tell the groom how good his wife is in the sack.
 
DRIVING ETIQUETTE
1. Dim your headlights for approaching vehicles, even if the gun is loaded, and the deer is in sight.
2. When approaching a four-way stop, the vehicle with the largest tires always has the right of way.
3. Never tow another car using panty hose and duct tape.
4. When sending your wife/girlfriend down the road with a gas can, it is impolite to ask her to bring back beer.
5. Never relieve yourself from a moving vehicle, especially when driving.
6. Do not lay rubber while traveling in a funeral procession.
 

 
 
 
 
Goes nice with the other one you showed us Sob !!

Hairy arms wtf lol, think it must have been how the light fell at the time Gorilla, if you check my Facebook page you will see it is true....after all i ain't a Gorilla

welcome aboard you idiots.. enjoy your new home

I'll be damed. The map is working on the DM server now. I was just getting ready to email the map maker and ask him WTF. Tried it in HLSW and it is working now. Happy Birthday to me. LOL Thought I was going to have to work harder onmy birthday. I'm having a beer now. LOL