hxtr

I got a call from my 13 year old from school saying that I needed to bring her another pair of pants. I guess the skin tight pants today were a little much by a teachers standards. So I got her a pair of jeans and a belt and headed to school. When I got there and she came to the office I handed her her things and asked her "well did you at least do the dance when they told you not to wear those?" She said what dance...so I stood up and started dancing and singing the song....I'm to sexy for my pants, too sexy for my pants , so sexy it hurts.......hehehehe
The office ladies and some boy got a laugh. My daughter was not to impressed.......
 

Actually took the time to smell the flowers did you Hx?.. Good job buddy..

For some reason I agree with that picture, but I do neither. I get high off life.

More chicks than cars there tsw but cool pics...even come with there own airbags

Beautiful!
 
Ahah I'm just asking to myself the same question! He loves flowers, romantic guy...

Your first sentence was enough i guess : "i guess my gay side came out"

Well I've been puffin' for 42 years now and I'm still here.I also drink but now I use this to smoke my weed.
It's a vapourizer and it's portable.I love it.You hardly use any weed and it leaves no smell and hardly any smoke.This vapourizer is called the A-rizer SOLO.

Weed? never heard of it

I have a need for weed...damn these random tests at work!!!!!!Thats ok though, my vacation is coming up and i got it all timed just right!!!!!!!
You can call me Billy Bogart!!!!

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM...herbs...grown by the big guy upstairs. i myself used to drink and was forty pounds heavier..used to eat ungodly things after a night out...do foolish things[fighting,screwing,waking up with little crumpled up balls of five dollar bills and a pocket full of change a couple telephone numbers and a severe skull ache]. cured immediately with a pull off of a left handed cig..lol,after a while of that nonsense [ten years] i decided to stop the madness...thirteen years of no drinking..don't get me wrong i will have an ice cold beer once in a while on a hot summer day...but personally i would rather hit the old bong and laugh at the ones falling off the chairs..just me though...

Cannabis grows brain cells? Not really sure about this...

It's what you say each time you drink? :hrhr:

Everything about this guy is slow. He would have been caught if he stole the fukin medals. I can't wait till we get the video of my daughter tazering him. The hell with a video we'll make it a movie and have Maz film it. She is good with movies.

It's the vengeance of hxtr

That one guy dances like Johnny when you shoot him. LOL

First they steal the chat box and now the medals are stolen.

 
I reckon it was a crippleware evaluation version and Hxtr posted so much that the trial expired...

HXTR you forgot a stolen post. Surprized you haven't steeped in on that one. LOL Your so islow.

iLiked the shoutbox, can't say the same thing about Dukoo. Maybe it ran away because Hxtr was abusing it too much? iThink that may be iT!

Were these really taken by OUR hxtr? Nice pics all the same...

Here are a few pictures I took in Garden Ridge Tx. right by Natural Bridge Caverns.
 

well just got some bad news my dad was rushd to the er at 3:00am est stnd time i get a call 9am that he was there..my family go figure...anyways guess hes not doing so good he is in his mid 60s they dont know if he had heart failure or a stroke yet...he isnt breathin on his own very good so if he dont soon he will need to go on life support....so i need prayers for him that he will be ok..he is in florida so i have no way to go down there to be with him...so we need all the prayers we can get...so if i seem little testy today forgive me ahead of time..

pinglow allways does everything wrong. shud be banned from everywhere !

LOL
 
The top shooter is sad? All your msg crashed it

very sorry for you loss. It is nice your father lived to be 83 but not long enough.... no age is long enough for our parents.
 
Take care and know your friends are here waiting for your return.
 
Best Regards,