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Gotta love those grandkids. I was eating breakfast with my 10-year-old Grandson and he asked, "What day is tomorrow?" . I said "It's President's Day!" . He's smart, so I asked "What does President's Day mean?" . I was waiting for something about Washington or Lincoln, etc. He replied, "President's Day is when President Obama steps out of the White House, and if he sees his shadow, we have 4 more years of Bull Shit." You know, it hurts when hot coffee spurts out your nose.

Many people cannot decide which is cheaper - purchasing or leasing.. We'd like to help you decide by illustrating two charming stories of Foolish men and cunning women. Purchasing The math’s on the Paul McCartney - Heather Mills divorce was as follows: After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million. Assuming he had sex with her every night during their 5 year relationship It ended up with him purchasing her @ $26,849 per time. Leasing On the other hand, New York Governor Eliot Spitzer's favorite hooker, Kristen, Charged $4,000 per night. So, had Paul McCartney "employed" Kristen for 5 years @ $4,000 per night, He would have paid only $7.3 million in total for sex every night. This represents a $41..7 million savings. What a shrewd man Eliot is, compared to the ageing Beatle. Further valuable benefits of this Leasing option are; * a (real) 22 year old * no need for coaxing / pleading / begging * never a headache happily agrees to all requests * no complaining * no “Honey - please do this” lists * has two legs Best of all, she leaves and returns when asked. All at 1/7th the cost and no legal fees. Sometimes Leasing just makes more sense. THE OLD ADAGE STILL HOLDS TRUE..... IF IT FLYS, FUCKS, OR FLOATS............. RENT IT!

I'm reaching out on behalf of a friend of mine who needs some help. His wife told him to go out and get some of those pills that would help him get an erection. When he came back he handed her some diet pills. Anyway, he's looking for a place to live. Can you help?

Yea i guess i"m a Gun Nut Too.....lol

Yea Happy Birthday DJ

Modern medicine has finally found the correct and most accurate way to measure blood pressure for men. I had to forward this to the people I know who are interested in the latest health news...

Happy Birthday Johnny

Its not the Guns.....Our Penial System Sucks...The punishment doesn't fit the crime....Bring back eye for an eye, public hanging etc..New Jersey already has the strictest gun laws in the nation. You can't even hold a BB Gun in a store without showing your firearm ID card.

P..Man my thoughts and prayers are also with you. Yes this is a tough time of year but there never is a good time.....

Welcome aboard Roof..... MTNMAN

Hope you get better soon Wildthing....At least i missed you....LOL. My younger brother had something similar and had to have 8 inches of his lower intestines removed this past spring...OUCH...... MTNMAN

Impressive....

Happy Birthday an i wish you many more Happy Healthy Birthdays to come....

Probably trick Photography but cool anyway.... POOL LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN! cid:A7ED0F18C8DC4BEB899A017ACBDF9188@WingPrayer http://www.youtube.com/embed/AeiEiSKAp5M?rel=0

This is Hysterical.... LMAO http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=510_1344196881

Makes you want to go for a dip.....

A great card trick with a story line. http://www.noob.us/entertainment/awesome-card-trick-sam-the-bellhop/

Ouch... This is Pretty Good.... http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=Yn0ey0vePwI&vq=medium

WOW....Must Watch this Video

I hope u r right Drama.....Jury still out on this one.....But I don't think so.....

Happy Birthday PWR and many more Happy Healthy to ya.....

Read it and weep, folks. Welcome to America. YOU DON'T HAVE TO CHECK THIS OUT ON SNOPES - IT MADE FOX NEWS WHICH YOU CAN SEE THE VIDEO BY CLICKING ON BELOW! PRETTY SCARY FOLKS!!! This is really frightening. They sneaked another one in on us. New law makes it illegal to protest in Obama's presence This means that, wherever Obama is you do not have a right to ask him anything you want to. His secret service can have you arrested, fined, and imprisoned for more than a YEAR if you ask him something he doesn't like. Sounds more like Hitler than Lincoln? WATCH AND BE AMAZED AT HIS LATEST ATTEMPT TO STAGE A TAKE OVER OF AMERICA... May God have mercy on us!!!! HERE .... SEE IT FOR YOURSELF http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=7SGWH3kirzg&vq=medium

Must Watch Video..... US SOLDIER DENIED SERVICE AT MUSLIM OWNED GAS STATION IN LOUSIANA NOT TAKEN LIGHTLY http://freevideocoding.com/flvplayer.swf?file=http://edge.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/video/2197455/82596709.mp4&autostart=true

Check this Out Brad Paisley with Andy Griffith