RobMc

You Tindr subscribers sure live life to the full.

OMG do they sell much???

OK buddy, I can understand them not exporting Dill Doughs, must need to keep the 'c...s' happy?

I've a longing to try Timmah's recipe for Cheesey Dill Bread this weekend Anyone know if I can get any frozen Timmah's Cheesey Dill Dough ? in the UK?

A ghost who's scared of ghosts lol.

Be the only sticky fingers he'll get this year I bet ?

That's no way to speak of my beloved Dot Key?? be round to sort you out later

My latest curse is working fast after another night with the spirits (Rum)

Most old people do mate

Your health would improve if you stopped smoking (or better never have started)

Try one of the other holes, might improve your play lol

That shocked you, have you asked her?, no way I could cheat she wasn't signed in, old ladies drink tea she's a 'chick'. My second is on the ferry, and dawn is English dawn not 1000 your time, brush your teeth

So you think owning an MGF, and a pilots licence interests her do you? you are wrong, she's mine, to prove it I've just sent you her favourite wine on a PM (so I can't cheat) ask her what her favourite wine is, she drinks 10 bottles every meal ha ha loser (lend me some money), mine mine mine.

Masochist STILL MINE

You can sing, put the barrel in your mouth and your finger on the hair trigger, then dance around singing your brains out, I'll join in after the first bang.

Rob never sleeps, you should know that - ask Essssieeee

Tomorrow morning under the oak tree, I'll bring the guns ( You can have the Matchlock I'll have the Glock), Esssieeees honour is at stake you cad.

Romantic Rob - that's me, a knight in shining fishnets

Good job buddy, how many girls does it hold?, as it's recessed would recommend the red light on a separate post forward of the property, helps catch the drunks who may otherwise miss it.

That's it Pistols at dawn, do you want me to punish him @Essssieeee?

Wow, haven't seen these for at least A day ?

Baron is a lovely lad, one of my favourites FU Baron

Bud you Must care, we have the highest standard of jokes in this forum, every FU comes from the heart, our eloquence and standards are the envy of all. We have fckrs who can say fuck better than Shakespeare penned in Othello, although admittedly this pushes the limits of their vocabulary, other favourite words being beer, tits, weed and stoned, and that's it. Acronym, pluperfect, alliteration and consonance are from an alien tongue, only understood by weirdos who hang around mens toilets like me and Timmah. Only this week a piece of pure prose was scrawled on the wall of cubicle 3, read it and appreciate the genius of the author :- Life could be worse for you, you could be an egg? Get laid once Get smashed once And the only bird to sit on your face is your Mum Pure genius, and oh so true Bud are you hard or soft Boiled

Yup, prevails over the whole Western world my friend

That's very true, but what is also true is that we know for a fact your dick won't even reach the fire FU Baron