RobMc

So was everything else mate, enjoy it as long as you can, by the way try a tripod, big difference to a bipod you can get some fairly light ones using modern materials.

Only when you're pissed or stoned as far as I can tell In fact I'll add to this, I was at a wildlife sanctuary with the wife today, and after I'd released her I went for a coffee in the cafe. I could hear these two women behind me, both artists, talking drivel about how to photograph birds. It's easy, get them stripped down to underwear or bikinis and try not to shake as you press the shutter. Nothing to it

Even I know this one, although Weed never mentioned a calibre as far as I can see You are correct a 270 carries more velocity and a flatter trajectory, perfect for long ranges, which is probably why Sparkshunter chose it?? Perfect for where he shoots, no trees or undergrowth But it isn't the best for short distances, such as trees or undergrowth as it may be too powerful and pass straight through without dumping all it's energy into the kill and merely wounding. 30-30 may not have the penetration but it will have the killing power. Am I correct boys, you hunt more than me??

My God, do you believe this shit??

You are

Trust these aren't together Harry??

Father Flanagan was being honoured at a dinner on the twenty-fifth anniversary of his arrival St. Patrick’s parish. "You will understand," he said as he started his speech, "the seal of the confessional, can never be broken. However, I got my first impressions of the parish from the very first confession I heard here. I can only hint vaguely about this, but when I came here twenty-five years ago I thought I had been assigned to a terrible place. The very first lad, who entered my confessional told me how he had stolen a television set, and when stopped by the police, had almost murdered the officer. Further, he told me he had embezzled money from his place of business and had an affair with his boss’s wife. I was appalled. But as the days went on I soon realised that my people were not all like that, and I had, indeed come to a fine parish full of understanding and loving people." Just as Father Flanagan finished his talk, Sean O’Sullivan, the leading local politician arrived full of apologies at being late (as always). He immediately began to make his speech to the assembled crowd. "I’ll never forget the first day our Father Flanagan arrived in this parish," said the politician. "In fact I had the honour of being the first one to go to him in confession."

A husband and wife are having dinner at a very fine restaurant when an absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big open-mouthed kiss, then says she'll see him later and walks away. ‪‪ The wife glares at her husband and says, "Who in the hell was that?" "Oh," replies the husband, "She's my mistress." "Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough. I want a divorce!" "I can understand that," replies her husband, "But remember, if we get a divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Jaguar in the garage, and no more yacht club. Not only that, but no more diamonds, no more credit card, and large bank account." "But, he said, "The decision is all yours." Just then, a mutual friend of theirs enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his arm. "Who's that woman with Bobby?" asks the wife. "That's his mistress," says the husband. "Ours is prettier," she replies !

Yes it's very worrying, we have had many people arrested for flying the national flag, and even one county Essex offering their staff free counselling if they are offended by the national flag. These minority lunatics are driving us nearer to a civil war, and I'm not joking, we are very near. The results are predictable, flags now fly from every lamp post in the land, mini roundabouts and zebra crossings now have the red cross of St George painted on them. There is a patriots march on the 13th, that will be interesting, our government are now loathed by the people. One side effect unfortunately (due to their own foolishness) is that the populace have now turned against the police. Anyway this is not the place to discuss this but things may go very bad, very quickly and they've craftily taken all our guns away, make sure you keep yours. We no longer have freedom of speech, we have political prisoners, we have illegals treated better than natives, a concerted effort to erase our culture, and a certain religion treated far better than Christianity. To cap all of that we are broke and our economy in collapse, what can possibly go wrong??? Lock and load

Oh they'll get it in around two weeks bless them, I persevere, how are you buddy??

Hey that's a bit rough on old Sparks Mark? I'm sure his mommy loved him (even if the midwife smacked his father)

Some years ago a small rural town in Spain twinned with a similar town in Greece. The mayor of the Greek town visited the Spanish town. When he saw the palatial mansion belonging to the Spanish mayor, he wondered aloud how on earth he could afford such a house. The Spaniard replied 'You see that bridge over there? The EU gave us a grant to construct a two-lane bridge, but by building a single lane bridge with traffic lights at either end, I could build this place.' The following year the Spaniard visited the Greek town. He was simply amazed at the Greek mayor's house: gold taps, marble floors, diamond doorknobs, it was marvellous. When he asked how he'd raised the money to build this incredible house, the Greek mayor said 'You see that bridge over there?' The Spaniard replied 'No.'

Forgive Harry - he's old, what he means is that to him it is just a memory

Send the rear end to Kapt, he'll stuff it for you, send the front end to Budman, one kiss and it'll be pickled, then send it to TBB and he'll 'mount' it.

Just this joke ?????

Nowadays they'd still be virgins

That's a coincidence Bio, the exact words of Essssieeee last night, spooky

No, keep digging

A policeman sees a little old lady walking down a city street, dragging two plastic garbage bags. While he is watching her, he observes that there is a hole in one of the bags, and every once in a while a £20 note flies out of it onto the pavement. As she goes to pass him, the policeman stops her. “Excuse me ma’am, but did you know there are £20 notes falling out of that bag?” “Dear me!” says the little old lady. “I had better go back and see if I can still find some. Thanks for the warning officer.” “Well now, not so fast. How did you get all that money? Did you steal it?” “Oh, no,” says the little old lady. “You see me back garden backs up to the stadium parking area. After each football game, a lot of fans pee in me hedges, right into me flower beds! So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and say, ‘£20 or off it comes!'” “Fair play!” laughs the officer. “Well good luck. By the way, what’s in the other bag?” “Oh that,” the little old lady replies, “not all of them pay.”

TOO MUCH INFORMATION

Ah the 'ring' of Canadians, a fitting insight into our quest for the truth, how are the 'rings' of Canadians different?? Next time I'm at the toilets in the park I must consult with my more learned colleagues, inclined that way, into the subtle nuances of differing nationalities rings. Do they smear them in maple syrup, as they do to so many different things, or is this stretching the truth?? (how many will get this?)

How are you all relating rectums to eyes??? is there something old Rob is missing (other than hair), I feel an asshole not knowing. Is eyestrain linked to constipation?? I feel we should consult with Rugger, for by now he is surely an authority on assholes. Are brown eyes a result of this link?, is Kapt's 'Iris' an asshole spy?, am I drunk (yes), I look forward to your comments, let's get to the bottom of this mystery. Your faithful servant Rob

There are times when I despair of my fellow humans, usually in these forums, you're idiots

Where do flowers come into it Kapt??

Hi Rob he said Before we start bend over and drop your trousers I heard the snap of the rubber gloves, and the horrendous probing finger Seems ok but I'll see you again in six months I must get a new dentist