RobMc

Well congratulations @Majbasil for not doing the normal Americans tour of London, Paris etc and going somewhere nice, although it's very quiet and not for some.

OMG Basil, what an opportunity you missed, that's where I've been, monster hunting, if only you'd known I'm sure you'd have shared a sleeping bag, I was on the opposite side of the loch, damn

Reinforce the door and keep the stash by the toilet ???????????????

Don't think of it as a 'problem' buddy, relax, open a few tins and that parcel for Christmas from Crack, sit back and think WTF? Then boot your computer, right out of the window, that's better isn't it?? no one to kick your ass now?, lie down and dream you're a great player, which of course you've always been in your dreams. All of the worries will now go until the door comes in on a bust tracing that parcel, life is now simple on bread and water in solitary Thank me later

Hi Wayne, I wish, as we're both lovers of these implements it saddens me to say no, I gave up gaming and devoted myself to fishing, but winters here so I thought I'd annoy these fckrs for a while, a man needs entertainment, still no Moose?

I don't know buddy?, they may be trying to remove all traces of ol Rob? I suspect it's because I had the most medals, jealousy is a terrible thing

If you pick up a Thai girl in a bar and she takes you home If she reverse parks run like hell

I remember my last visit to Thailand, I walked into a bar and stopped dead, leaning against the bar in a clinging red dress was the loveliest girl I had ever seen, our eyes met Don't get a hard on Don't get a hard on Don't get a hard on I muttered But she did

Hi Key, hope you bought Dot something nice for Christmas? Oh you know the score in the words of Clint Eastwood 'Hell is in town'

And great to see you're still there my old friend

And to you buddy ps Essssieeee doesn't like champagne

Marital aids for sale No longer required (unfortunately) due to lack of enthusiasm by both parties, very little wear and tear, demonstrations by appointment, cash only Double bed, been standing a few years, can be used in many positions (corner, central etc), slight staining in places due to over excitement drinking tea? Double rebound mattress with rodeo effect, (once at it whisper ‘your sisters better in bed’), included in sale. Whisk, perfect for Yorkshire puddings or correction Red light to hang outside, perfect for spicing up your relationship, with the added bonus of making new friends and a few bob. Clothes for sale – Policemans outfit complete with truncheon and handcuffs, Nurses uniform, complete Dominatrix set with all accessories etc etc for discerning customers like Budman and TBB. Toys (warning not for kiddies) see your partners face light up before running Realised they needed to go when she said ‘you’re on a promise this weekend’ And I looked forward to a mixed grill?

Hello my dear, I'm Rob new here too, I see you had trouble inserting things on your post, if you still have trouble with insertions just call uncle Rob. In fact there's quite a few in these forums I would assist with insertions if ever given the chance.

Won't let me post in the shoutbox Dot, Pia and Esssieee have a great 2024 miss you @Icequeen saw your post about meeting other members, you bitch you promised me the first threesome? Rob is alive and well Playing Glory days for Phuckit Lifes a bitch

Sorry Buddy missed this, were you talking to Rob? Well we were 14 and Susie and me walked through the meadows to the orchard, we spent an idyllic afternoon picking fruit in the warm sunshine. She was the girl all the boys in the class wanted, and here she was out with old Rob, her hair shining in the sun. Exhausted we lay down on a blanket in the meadow and opened a picnic she had made, after the sandwiches she gazed into my eyes and passing a Bakewell tart, in a husky voice she said 'Would you like my cherry?' The rest is history

Heard you were keen on 'bottoms' ? but didn't realise you painted them?

I am sorry, coming from Dorset your prestige is naturally low, but on the plus side it is hours played not prestige that applies. PM me and for a very reasonable fee I can raise your prestige and self esteem, unfortunately that is all I can raise unless you purchase my discreet brown envelopes, delivered by bat to your house at night. Your faithful servant Rob

I like the last one, have the seagull pooping

Basil ??????? It ain't finished yet buddy, every day we all sink further, happening here too

If only? bet you someone was 'offended' ?

I have absolutely no desire to watch anything like this and can't for the life of me understand anyone who does, there are some weird people out there?

Do you have the link Sammy??? Asking for a friend

In the UK we have a famous longbow maker called that, bet he loved his parents Why not just call it Fish Finder, or Viagra?

Sunderland man performed sex act over herring gull in bizarre attack that left magistrates shocked - Chronicle Live A friend forwarded this, how depraved can people get? we live in terrible times @TBB does her breath smell of fish ????? ps glad this is an adult forum, otherwise I wouldn't have posted this, take care @MrCrowe buddy Even I am shocked, and believe me that takes some doing as you know, Ladies please don't read this, but was printed in paper Right, off to the park to feed the ducks

OK but with all petrol engines and diesels (when able) on boats (or anything else) if it has been standing for a long time it is prudent to spin the engines over with plugs out or cocks open (diesel). Then if you see any water coming out you know you have problems, if you don't you may have bigger problems, holed pistons one of them). I would take out plugs, examine with borescope, if ok turn over, put plugs back or close cocks then start, expect white smoke at first as moisture will be there. However if engines warmed up and white smoke still there further investigation is required. I have seen many owners leave their boats for over 6 months, rock up, start the engines then examine their bank accounts to cover the result of not doing 30 minutes work.