RobMc

Call her ' I love pussy', then every time you call for her your female neighbours might get interested ?

Ah, so I was dreaming yesterday ?? damn, thought I'd thrashed you, sense your frustrations buddy, keep trying.

Apparently he has a new girlfriend ?, he'll be besotted until she is sheared and slaughtered, expect him back soon.

Hey hey, my buddy Ayaq will take offence at you thinking he has a girlie name ?

Who's the blonde ???

OK you can stop now lol

She sure is pretty

If only it was that big ? ?

Wasn't that you walking towards them buddy ????

It's frustration, the old folks home don't seem to understand my longing for high body counts. When I return in the evenings recounting tales of how many I have killed that day with the knife they run away ?? They think my wife is called Betty ? they have cut down on my protein, and I am only allowed one egg at breakfast. Soon even pussies like Streetcleaner will be able to outrun me, I know he dreams of conquest, dream on buddy, your nightmare is here. I notice a lot of young whippersnappers playing now, my days are numbered, but I have a plan, I've ordered some fertiliser from my buddy in Beirut, soon as it arrives I'm growing wings and joining EC in the clouds. Fire up your mobility scooters this weekend, we may even get Budman in to boost our scores now that Pengy is resting telling us shes shagged out after a hard tax year, we've heard that before haven't we boys ??

Stay on the ground birdman lol.

Do you f..k?

I think you're right ?, tried Android, windows 7 and windows 10, just says not secure and hangs?

Link doesn't work for me??

Well that looks very familiar lol?

Every time you draw 20 he draws 21

You can make a temporary spray nozzle by carving a wooden cone and positioning it point first down the end, hold it in place by ductape (leaving gaps of course) or better still a metal frame, crude but it works.

Just ask @Streetcleaner round and feed him beer, he has one of these fitted ( from birth)

Happy birthday buddy

oink

Are all the games back to 3 rounds now ?? all were this morning

No I don't want you (yuk), I want Queenie ?

Should be fine after tomorrow, my kick babyback subscription expires ?

Did you earn much ?

A young teenager, earns extra pocket money by cleaning golfers cars at the local club while they're playing, one Saturday a regular golfer pulls up in a brand new Rolls Royce Phantom. Excited, the boy rushes up and asks if he can clean the already immaculate car, taking pity on him the golfer agrees. he shows him around, proud of his new car, points out the massaging seats, variable ride height, bar, satcoms, tv's etc etc etc, tells him to be careful and goes for his round of golf. When he returns the car is even more immaculate and he gives the boy a tip above his normal fee, the boy is clearly embarassed and produces this small bit of plastic :- 'I found it in the boot, I hope I haven't broken anything', said the boy 'The golfer laughs', no that's just a tee 'What's a tee' asks the boy 'It's for resting your balls on', replies the golfer The boy looks amazed ' Fuck me' he says 'Rolls Royce think of everything'?