Yesterday was the worst day of my life, for those of you that know me, you will know that occasionally I visit these forums in the vain hope of learning and satisfaction. Yesterday I was totally rejected from my daily routine of reading of the woes of fellow humans (and others), try as I might from the early hours I could not contact the prime source of gaming knowledge. Desperately throughout the day I tried in vain, tears streaming from my eyes, cold turkey began to take a grip, I began to hallucinate deviating in desperation to Youtube and the bbc. There was only one thing to do, I rushed to the local medical centre on my mobility scooter, burning rubber. The doctor listened patiently, looked me over, and pronounced I was an idiot.
Satisfied I am getting better, and despite only seeing in black and white I am fit again, pray my colour vision returns
Love Rob