RobMc

Are you using it ?? lol

Good luck, make sure my limo comes back clean

Of course they do my brave boy, who wouldn't ? now I want you to be careful there as you're not too used to crowds and cities coming from the wilds. Unfortunately, despite fitting new batteries yesterday, my scooter is just short on range for the west coast, but I'm working on it. Hope it works out for you buddy.

On behalf of the rest of the clan may I express our sadness to see you are leaving for Insurgency, you will be sorely missed IT'S PARTY TIME FOLKS, break out the booze and cakes

Well, puzzled by this topic I googled the word 'porn' as I had no idea what people were talking about, unfortunately the vicar was taking tea with my wife at the time. I noticed that when I showed him the screen and explained what I was doing he turned purple too ? , and I wasn't squeezing him ?? although when he left my wife had a go at my neck. I never realised that vacuum salesmen could be so energetic, these films seem very educational, must study some more.

Wow yes, look forward to playing with you figuratively speaking of course, in a manly non gay kinda way

David Attenborough made a fortune out of the tv series after getting hold of them 'The Frozen Planet', you loved that seal didn't you ??

OMG dear boy, are you sure ???? it's very hard to get a reliable source of blubber there, and you may be very hot in your furs. Try not to go shopping armed to the teeth and try supermarkets, easier than hunting in the local park. Seriously hope it works out buddy.

Well ?, a burning desire is usually a dose of clap from one estranged partner to another, I live in a rough neighbourhood lol

Yea shes very quiet until you make a post @Eastcoast50, true love never dies eh? either that or you still owe her money?

Perhaps my imagination is too wild, I won't sleep tonight again

Perfect, interesting to see the results too

Shit Rocket, don't feel honoured, the old crittur growls at everyone, I reckon we should settle any scores XI style by having a good old fashioned duel on the knife and pistol server, best of 3 ? bit like dogging, we can get our rocks off watching lol, I'll take the bets.

Absolutely agree Ricko, I play on our servers at least four hours every day, and you can only state what you see, Ricko can confirm I also played on five dm2 for years before joining the clan. It was only in the last year I saw DJ, rarely saw Blackcat, and the only regular admins were Harry, Merlin, Spin and Beers, above all Beers. He was on almost every day from 0600 his time and still on when I went to bed at night, and if this is his reward for that it is a sorry, sorry state of affairs, if he has been banned you should be ashamed. It is like shooting your bravest soldier for having dirty fingernails.

Hey great idea, I'll rename this server the Great Escape, never know they may make a film about it and put it on every Christmas ad infinitum lol

Hey, be gentle on my Bro Hammer, he has feelings too.

Yea, I play on 1 more than 2

Wishing you well soon my friend

Sammy I think the duke is too sexist, could you do a female version in a nice frock ? possibly coloured - Pink ?

This works well for me on all our servers, but I did upgrade to 1mb

ah dear boy, I don't smoke but am considering doing so as my opponents are now leaving me for dead and I need something akin to nitrous oxide to boost my reactions. Only this week I have been outpaced by LarSin and J3st3r, made to catch c4 parcels by Beers, shot and knifed by Rocket, I dread what Chile and Budman have in store. I think my reactions need sharpening after the winter. The ultimate put down would be getting shot by Scotex, but theres more chance of winning the lottery than that. So this morning I'm getting a go faster stripe on the scooter and buying 80 ah batteries, catch me if you can girls, better buy some goggles too eh? ps luv ya too, in a manly non gay kinda way

Merci ma petite jambe de grenouilles française, en remerciement, nous voudrions envoyer à nos amis français les meilleures destinations pour les touristes français à visiter / installer, profitez-en. Bradford/Sunderland/Hull/Middlesborough/Birkenhead/Salford and Blackburn Welcome

fucking ninja pussy lol

When the SHTF, I have a box of wet wipes, I'm ready boy.

You can always camp in the toilets ?? ?