RobMc

Big smelly metal things, invented in the uk that you used for hunting bison and prospecting, could we have our commission now please?

Having travelled on many trains around the world it seems to me that in the uk we have unique problems, remembering we live in a temperate climate the following are reasons given in recent years for trains not running :- wrong type of leaves on the line wrong type of snow sun in the drivers eyes too cold/wet/hot Today the too hot has been rolled out, how do you run your trains, could you tell our lot please??

If I was your boss Queenie I'd let you stay in bed all day ?

If you can get a job on the west coast of Scotland you could retire lol.

Remember - white, tight, thin and wet, a certain winner

fantastic

OMG, this is worse than I imagined, you seem to know a lot about it? Golf is a pastime for men who can't shoot , fish or wrestle bears, not real men like you. Men who play golf wear perfume and makeup, and have manicured nails, take care it is a slippery slope. I've heard them talking of fun with their buddies at the 19th, wear extra underpants, and beware of bunkers, otherwise your 'accepting' may take on a whole different meaning. The only 'clubs' used by true Alaskans are on baby seals, tell me you don't wear pink shirts and checked trousers, wear furs.

That's it, get back to Alaska, you are going to go completely soft down there, ffs golf ??? you'll be shaving off your beard next ( tell me it's still there ). We know the type of people who play golf, it's a short step from golf to joining Greenpeace. I am worried my buddy is losing it, lured by the soft life in the sun, golf ???? please tell me you're not gay? Alaskans are hard men. A very worried Rob, love you buddy in a manly non gay kinda way

Hey Hammers back.

Shit, I thought he was coming out of the closet when I read the title.

Ceci est très profond de votre part si tôt Napoleon? fini de traire?

Ah ok WP, I misread it, as you know this is one of my 'pet' subjects, no problems with a vote but plenty problems without one, so much so I have stopped playing mw2 for the moment. The week before last was particularly bad early morning Europe, I was kicked off maps I liked three times by non members going to spec. Then we had someone not liking any map every day, too big, too small (really) etc, it is like Goldilocks and the porridge at times, Thankfully we have other servers without the drama where people just play, bliss. However I find the bullying, especially from people who should know better, unpleasant, after all it is only a game at the end of the day. This has been said many many times now, I agree when the admins are on it is a lot better and they do a great job.

Not just in the past, it happens daily,

And the groundbreaking achievements to mankind from Chile ???? answers in not more than five words please. google it, I found alpaca wool lol Before anyone else mocks the yanks, or the brits come to that, think very carefully, cos we invented the modern world

You got me interested and according to what little research I did this does not appear to be true, we are straying to politics again but Canada appears to be the most diverse, depends whether you look at multicultural or multiracial.

Yea that would be right, nothing else rhymes?

The way this post was going I expected her to say 'A Pink One'

Thats my boy

I watch the border controls on telly, ,educated, beautiful, talented seem a bit thin on the ground to me? interestingly Russia has as big a problem as you. Brits are best and you know it lol

Bitch ?

Typical Frenchi tactics, spawning outside the map, should disguise him as a pigeon, the true givers of merde

Thanks Timmah, woke up early, began watching these, then managed another three hours.

We were close once (in a fight)

After many requests, especially from lady XI members, wondering how Budman got his name well it's named after part of his anatomy that's never come into 'full flower' if you get my drift, lots of promise but nothing 'concrete' (or even bendy lol).

I was honoured to be selected to write the biography of one of our most esteemed members, known to all as fu Budman (of course you remember him?), a man who is truly a legend in his own lunchtime, he ranks high in the XI hall of fame, mainly for the laughter he delivers in game as he misses you both with bullet and knife, the old boy tries hard though, so here we go :- Once Upon a Time, long long ago, before Rugger was a gleam in his parents eyes, Budmans parents gazed dubiously at the bundle of joy delivered by the midwife, the old joke wasn't wrong as she slapped his father quite a few times before the baby let out a howl we all know well, however this time it wasn't the knife, already he wanted the map changed. But his parents spitefully refused to go to spec and he had to face the fact that he had to play this one, and play it with basic weapons too, how we all laughed. So began an epic rise through a difficult chidhood, his parents gave him toy cars (starting his lifelong passion for them) but he always used to pull off one of the wheels and eat it, this odd behaviour (I wonder how many get this?) continues to this day, we all witness his strange antics in game. However a forced diet of raw snake and skunk tails let him grow into a strong youth, worthy of any Beverly Hillbilly social event at which he excelled. although they too found him a bit 'strange'. With his parents support he managed to get to 5th grade, although it was a struggle at times, but 'Bud', as we affectionately know him, was not easily diverted from his road to stardom, he stuck at it, despite rejection from his fellow pupils who found worm sandwiches too much for their delicate palates. More worryingly he was already, even at this stage muttering about 'headshots' and 'knives', little wonder he had few friends and no girlfriends, except for a girl called Queenie who liked men who were different, and he fit the part perfectly. However it was not to be as in their teens she left him for a bloke from South America, who treated her badly, but that is another story. Finally he grew into the fine figure we know and respect today, a man feared for his fu's but less so for other skills, the Eureka moment came when electricity came to his neighbourhood opening up a whole new universe. Once the shine of shocking cats had worn off he was introduced to 'computers', now you have to remember at this time they put people on the moon (so they say) with computers the power of an Atari, he went big, upgrading to 1mb immediately. Discovering the seedy world of gaming it was only time before the slippery slope led him to XI, a world of dubious characters and dirty tricks, he fit in like a glove. Rising quickly through the ranks he won the 'kissing Ruggers arse' competition in 2005, as we all know he has never looked back (which probably explains his death rate) and is rated highly in the XI world, I am proud to have killed him many times and look forward to our future.