RobMc

Wow, we now lead the world by having the first established 'vagina museum' (true google it), so we really are in all senses a bunch of cunts, it's in London after previous 'pop up' exhibitions around the country ( really, pop up ffs? ) Visitors who are partially sighted need to inform their guide dogs of exact location due to proximity of Billingsgate fish market, it will be closed periodically depending on the owners mood. So to all who once popped out, feel free to pop back in ps be careful not to get this mixed up with our long standing display of c...s in a place by the river called The Houses of Parliament

Hell yea, he comes from a family of twins ( thats two for our hillbillies ) and 'plays' with his twin brother, but is married to his twin sister? normally called triplets ( thats three for our hillbillies ) but there may be more, a very close family unit, especially at night probably. If you've ever seen Dutch tv you will understand the need for alternative entertainment. Welcome friend(s)

Brilliant

Yea, fu @BUDMAN with bells on

Well done EC, may you have a long and happy one, hope you spend a bit more time improving your aim.

Yea we had an article this week on the bbc website about game cheating and their estimates were that on most games around 40% are cheating in some form. The hackers, mainly from china and russia, become instant millionaires so not much incentive to stop it. I'm not clever enough at software but I would have thought it possible in the initial issue to make the programme inoperable if tampered with in certain ways?

Wow, theres a first time for everything, keep it up

Nice to see you're 'calling the shots' now big boy, I'll sleep sounder with your advice to Rugger and GG

I refused to join Steam years ago, as a blind man could see that when they got powerful enough they would control gaming for their own profit, and of course it's happening.

Sadly this wasn't the case before all the turmoil, it was one of our most populated at times, Well he's never ever attempted to recruit me, but I play there occasionally because all the good folks have migrated there, leaving the black sheep to graze alone lol.

That it's nothing to do with XI actually I know sometimes things don't translate quite as the author means sometimes where English is not the first language, this might be one of them. I once worked for a Dutch owned company in the UK and remember well the time their safety dept issued t shirts as a promo. The t shirts were yellow with a picture of a peeled banana, and the caption - 'Be careful or I'll slip you one' (true sad to say), they took great umbrage when we refused to issue them and truly didn't understand the problem. Wish we had now

Foxxx this is the strangest request for sympathy I have read lately, you're a nice bloke but really????? 1/. You broadcast you are playing on another server instead of your own 2/. You weren't even playing under your own name with your tags on? 3/. You seem to be under the impression that XI firstly give a fuck and secondly have the power to do something about it? Why exactly would you want to broadcast this??? especially on your own forums, read this again, it was obviously written ' in the heat of the moment' but is not well thought out is it?? If it's his server then basically he can do as he wants, and looks like he is doing that, you are not the first and probably will not be the last. However I personally do not use any aliases and play on other servers (rarely) with my tags on as should any XI member in my opinion. Once more Sixgun is right, I'm thinking about asking him to be my buddy, but fuck it, I saw the hole in the plaster off the burglars head, that could be me lol.

We now have very interesting lives, philately, flagellation and train spotting have replaced kicking your ass nightly.

Presume you're talking about the acemod? there were never many european players recently, only three were flower, tang and me who went on in our evenings. Once we were playing more joined from over the pond, you were one and there were quite a few on there. Then came august and holidays no one to play with and you can sit there for ages waiting so people moved on, interestingly to waw. Even saturdays and sundays are quiet for the europeans, but it is picking up again slowly, so don't give up just yet. Love the way others just assume its ftag lol, never seen you there, but acemod was where you played, yes?

Hey girl stick to penises, us boys don't want you turning, even ac/dc

I would love to but it's too late for me if it was three hours earlier it would be fine, sorry all.

As an outsider good luck DM team, you'll need it, that is a strong FT team, wish I could play against them

Too much detail buddy, but doesn't hurt to advertise does it? No one would doubt a manly ex Alaskan being anything but that, I'm sure your hundreds of virile offspring will keep your lineage going for millenia. I worry about you finding the right woman in your current area? ffs they wear perfume and are probably a bit skinnier than what you became used to, I know your love for blubber. Beware the ones with adams apples, hairy arms and a five o'clock shadow, they look stunning when you're pissed but get them home and stick your hand down to find meat and two veg and you're in trouble. A good test is to get them to drive, if they can reverse park leg it. love you in a manly non gay way buddy

Fantastic photos Woody, thank you

Ask me it looks like your type of gal?

ps @AyaqGuyaq my buddy looking for sponsorship to install charging points every 30 miles along route to visit you my friend, can't see any problems???

Luckily Hammer doesn't have this problem

Disagree, being drunk is NO excuse for anything, be it murder, driving etc sorry to me this is not an excuse it is more incriminating, if you want to be an asshole ANYWHERE expect consequences from those who suffer, I totally agree with Sixgun

Bit like lending someone dodgy your car and guns, then expressing surprise when he robs a bank lol? funny how often it is a 'friend' in the appeals