RobMc

Too much detail buddy, but doesn't hurt to advertise does it? No one would doubt a manly ex Alaskan being anything but that, I'm sure your hundreds of virile offspring will keep your lineage going for millenia. I worry about you finding the right woman in your current area? ffs they wear perfume and are probably a bit skinnier than what you became used to, I know your love for blubber. Beware the ones with adams apples, hairy arms and a five o'clock shadow, they look stunning when you're pissed but get them home and stick your hand down to find meat and two veg and you're in trouble. A good test is to get them to drive, if they can reverse park leg it. love you in a manly non gay way buddy

Fantastic photos Woody, thank you

Ask me it looks like your type of gal?

ps @AyaqGuyaq my buddy looking for sponsorship to install charging points every 30 miles along route to visit you my friend, can't see any problems???

Luckily Hammer doesn't have this problem

Disagree, being drunk is NO excuse for anything, be it murder, driving etc sorry to me this is not an excuse it is more incriminating, if you want to be an asshole ANYWHERE expect consequences from those who suffer, I totally agree with Sixgun

Bit like lending someone dodgy your car and guns, then expressing surprise when he robs a bank lol? funny how often it is a 'friend' in the appeals

Great to hear Deejaykeg, hope you catch plenty but whatever you will enjoy, never give up, following my accident two years ago I too have had a long road to recovery, I have resigned myself to the fact that I can't walk without a stick, and can't walk far. I have been a lifelong fisherman, all over the world, and as an outdoors man have returned to this as one of the few things I can do (tried to go back to Clay pigeon but can't stand long enough). Lucky me lives a mile as the crow flies from one of the best carp and pike lakes locally, a change from my normal trout and salmon which I will never do again sadly, but how to get safely round the lake??, then I found this, the worlds most powerful mobility scooter and hey ho I'm out again this afternoon, but I still have to be careful I don't fall. Normal scooters have dc motors around 300-400 w, this has a 3500w ac motor, independent suspension, off road tyres, uprated batteries and is waterproof, new with this spec it's £8100 (10,000 usd) but I got a demonstrator with 7 miles on the clock for £6500, and rigged it up for fishing. So far I've had a 10lb carp and a 14 lb pike but there are fish a lot bigger there, so eat your hearts out @Yaccster, @Angu5 and @Hotrod66 this is the way to go boys and it is quick lol. ps that horrible looking car is one of my wifes cars, girlie beyond belief

We all miss him, but by God he is hard work for the admins, I admire their patience, in the meantime you're a great substitute @TheHammer

OMG death on steroids

They want to win silly boy!

Oh promise me you'll turn up Larsin

Icequeen he DOES have a heart? How much did you get Chile (no fooling me)

Are you a girl?

Hey buddy be nice to the ladies, never demand anything 'maiden', if you get my drift?

You were correct as usual buddy, it is little wonder you rank highly in mensa, I always considered him a role model for perverts, you can see his lasting influences in our forums daily.

Too late for me sorry

I can't read her drivel because shes on my banned list (only one) but I can imagine what she said, well said Sixgun, more should ban her negativity about our clan

My boy, we must find you a woman soon?

Love the picture of WP playing piano with the Barbie doll box in background, can't think she plays with it now - but I imagine J3st3r still plays with his?? You should hear me in the shower he says, what? he only sings once a year at Christmas ????

Trust you to look there first ?, theres lots of other bits to comment on girl?

Wake up - you're dreaming

Hello nice man, great player and welcome at last.

Hey buddy, don't be sad if you want a story about guitars I'll pluck one out of thin air for you, no strings attached, it may strike a chord. It was in the early sixties when I taught Jimmy P..e to play, up till that point he had only played with his organ which was making him cross eyed, I saw the effects of gripping it too hard and demonstrated softer strokes with my sister, who later became my first wife and my fourth. We toured Europe together in an old transit van, our first gigs were a disaster, Jimmy was distraught at getting no applause, but later that night my sister gave him the clap. It was on his first visit to the std clinic that our lives changed forever, he fell in love with the doctor giving him an injection, later she gave him another dose, all jobs have perks. We met two lads called Robert and John who had the thing our band needed most - petrol, Robert also knew another boy called John who he had been introduced to by his bird at a yard sale (get it?) and we decided to go on tour. Now I didn't understand the rock world , I booked a bus to take us to the Trossachs, Loch Lomond and Ben Nevis, the others looked slightly shocked, I was a wild one in those days man but got the idea I was wrong when we played to two Highland cattle on our first gig on the tour. At this point they booted me out of the band, which was lucky as afterwards I had a successful career in the Navy, as the saying goes when one door closes another door opens, I was shit in submarines though. I've often wondered what happened to those lads?, they're probably bricklaying or scaffolders now, they'd be jealous of my career I bet, sorry part was I still can't play the guitar.

Yea but sniper is more my speed nowadays