How the hell did you get from Alaska to the states with all your weapons my boy ??, I've been watching a Canadian border programme where they strip you poor Yanks of your weapons when driving to Alaska, or from Alaska. The look of surprise at being denuded and forced to drive through those vicious beavers is priceless, their offers of free cannabis being rudely rejected. Lends a new meaning to 'smoking barrels', it's a culture thing, although after being massacred by Larsin the other night, their aim ain't bad.
Why don't you come to an arrangement ? you take your guns and in exchange you turn a blind eye to maple syrup and hockey sticks going the other way ?
For Chrissakes don't start massacring the local wildlife in the lower colonies, like at home, they have things called quotas. Remember to shower once a week and change clothes every month, oh yes and don't use your bowie knife in restaurants.