RobMc

Hello hello, the old lounge lizard springs into action ???

Well apparently a lot of our judges wear nappies (diapers) and ask to be punished, ditto politicians in some of the London 'correction houses', so why can't the common man? This is actually a proven fact, strange but true, and sad. Many many years ago I took my youngest to London for a weekend (he was 8), before the days of mobile phones, on the Sunday morning I rung my wife to tell her we were ok. This is absolutely true and the way it went I assure you. Coming out of the phone box, gripping his hand and walking down the road he said 'Daddy why are those women naughty?' Puzzled I asked him what he was taking about, turns out he was reading about spanking from the cards, which were at the time, stuck all over the kiosk. Queenie any tips gal ????, nowt as queer as folk

@monkie Dave is this a favourite?? take some of these fckrs for a real meal, they'll love it.

What you lot got against Brussel Sprouts??, I love them, and Christmas dinner is not complete without them, and they are 'green'. Just think, if you harnessed the wind power of everyone eating them you could replace all coal burning power stations.

Admit it, you enjoyed it? good job, strangely enough the one advance (ha ha) I love over the years is ignition, set and forget. Bet a few remember like me magneto's and distributors with points and condenser issues, electronic ignition is a no brainer. My tridents had 3 sets of points to set, they were a nightmare, but the strangest timing was on a G80 Matchless I rebuilt (no manuals for it). You found top dead centre, then the correct degrees btdc on a timing disc, you then needed to turn the engine 180 degrees to set the magneto, never understood it, but it worked.

Must be porn it's blocked? Is it the one with the goat???

Yea and it ain't facebook or tik tok

Who's a naughty boy then?

Dr Dre's not bad at rap But not a patch on Rob He admits his lyrics are crap But together we'll make 'a few bob' I'm booked to do his next drive by Not sure how he feels But I've fully charged my scooter In case he does some deals He said 'come fully loaded' But I ain't got a cold? His sherberts look real funny He says they cost more than gold? The kids at the party they won't cry He's promised them some good stuff He says they'll all get high They can't get enough That sherberts not to be shiffed at Must have a high sugar count? Perhaps it may be bad for them Their dentists say gaps will mount

I love my son with all my heart But he's a naughty boy I feel really sad for him As he can't use his toy He's forced to play on other sites The idiots gave him a ban With poor players, just like Sharpe But I do have a plan I'll marry him to a wild bird She has a stone cold heart But she has the influence To get my kid a start To see him smile would make me happy He'd settle down quite well With a very happy Pappy But only time will tell (reworked last verse)

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Age is great until it becomes 'old'

It would kill you

Looks like there's a lot of us thinking the same? good to hear bds, doesn't surprise me about not flushing the engine. The great thing about keeping and maintaining is that you know exactly what has been done. I've took 3 cars to 200,000 miles in 3 years and 3 to 150,000 miles in 3 years, now I only do about 2000 miles a year but am hoping I live long enough to take this one to 250,000. Now back to women

I think @TBB uses Chinese copy, poor material, bends easily ?

That's my wife driving, you know you're getting near the docks when you start knocking down more sailors than ordinary pedestrians.

Where does the dipstick go??

You cross dressing again??

Pretty much, in a world wide problem if they don't all 'buy in' it's a waste of effort isn't it?, and that's the situation which is likely to remain.

Well I did warn you about hanging around those toilets in the park ?????

No, it means either they all do it or all ignore it, the current situation is that the largest polluters are doing nothing, while the others are trying at great cost. To put it in Rob terminology 'They are pissing against the wind, and paying heavily for it'. By the way Sammy the USA are one of the worst, but do try in certain sectors, China, Russia and India make no attempt at all, so they will always be cheaper, the only way to change this will be punishment.

Ah Brussel Sprouts The quickest end to a hot first date ever? Ever played Dutch Ovens Queenie?? I'll bet she's a gas

Did you miss the start Mark???

Brilliant love him

Yea I was the same I didn't get it, but was too proud to admit it, but I googled it now I understand and it's funny