RobMc

Nerd you settled in now buddy?

Nonsense, my girls are not jealous, @SnullerDk @Dot80 and @Essssieeee love Rob, not in the physical way the sordid idiots think of, but in a comradely realisation that we can happily play with each other.

My wife says I'm virtually a pig too, so we have loads in common

You are

Happy birthday buddy, you old fart

You any better at 4 you old fart?, miss your knife, but I bet you don't miss me

Good point Applies To Anyone

One question - how come you're still crap? Nice buddy I'm jealous

Wow buddy, I've upgraded to colour too, fastest Abacus in the west

It's a fix, Waynes never done anything in moderation lol, congrats m8

She's still mine Bio

Fantastic, you have always been a steady hand, here's to 25

You never complained with me ????????????

Hey buddy, special offers on this month to the snowflake club, interested? if you send your bank details to my Nigerian Prince accountant I'll enrol you (Correct me if I'm wrong but I remember him mentioning once he was a bounty hunter, never struck me as a pussy)

Nice as usual Markoff me old mucker, but something lacking in the title 'Red Sparrow?' I can see the wokeys flocking there (get it?) but it needs more oooomph! Red Killer Turkey Red Rampant Rooster Red Hawk from Hell Red Light District You get the idea

25% off the membership fee to the snowflake club, recommend a friend and it's 50%, no friends??? Join the club

What no Mayonnaise?

Would you like to join the snowflake club, I'm recruiting?, send me your bank details and I'll enrol you. ps I'll not tell your Mum

Jealousy gets you nowhere

Nasty? Nasty? Nasty? Rob tastes like chicken

Did Bio wonder where we were?? I enjoyed the cruise, but Greenpeace trying to push me back in the pool spoilt it a bit.

It’s time to ‘stir the pot’ again It’s getting rather dull Far too many recipes My belly is quite full We need a bit of drama You know Rob is your man You’re nodding off to sleep my friends But Rob he has a plan My Santa job has finished now And I have had a rest The time has come, you fickle lot To put you to the test I wanted to play other games But Basil wasn’t keen I’ll stick to Call of Duty At least it’s not obscene So come on Herby Lady Have a go at Rob I long to see your finger Resting on my …..????? Anyone think of a rhyme?

@TBB is an expert 'pork puller', so the rumour goes

I think @J3st3r would be keen