See there's problems with Steam, but Rob's on it
Eureka, thought about this profile business and I think I see the problem, this is an old game now with old standards. Perhaps you need to bring it into the present? Activision will soon release a patch (I'm sure) with the following options to select :-
Choose your gender, why be straight? flounce around the map in a frock or fishnet stockings for men, girls shave your hair, don a checky shirt and remember - points for piercings. Undecided on your sex, as apparently all young people are, then try them all, it works for Wardogs
Throw away that machine gun, grab a duster or hoover, clean that map up soldier
As you progress gain additions to your weapons, dildo grips for shotguns, silencers that actually shut the fuck up other players, boomerang bullets for the Aussies etc etc never lose a game again.
Auto ragequit
Get stopped for carrying a knife
Sick of getting pawned? then go to the new cry baby box for 10 minutes (bonus points)
Retard mode to slow down those fckrs who run around killing you, it doesn't slow them down but keeps ringing in their ears 'Retard,Retard,Retard' so they get the message.
Tiktok shortcut for all the posers who like to show off their skills (10 submission limit), no skills? no worry no one looks at them anyway
I'll get Sammy onto this right away, might have a winner here?