RobMc

Danny's bar tomorrow night, wear that green frock xxx, don't worry she'll shave

Hell no, takes me 2 bottles of wine

Watched them once, found them boring, never watched again, everyone to their own

Thanks buddy, we must compare notes on tenon saws sometime, my joints are getting loose

Good idea - I need it

A Scotsman gets a start on a high rise building site in London, being the new boy (and Scottish) no one speaks to him at first. Around 1000 he's busting for a pee, so he approaches the foreman 'Where's the toilet ?' he asks The foreman glances at him and points up at the tower crane above the site, 'we go out on the end of the jib and pee over the side' he says' Looking at the foreman uncertainly he replies 'isn't that dangerous ?' 'Oh don't worry, the crane driver is used to it, he stops and keeps an eye on you' said the foreman So desperate and hanging on the Scotsman goes to the end of the jib, he just whips it out and the crane moves, he plummets 14 storey's to his death. At the inquest a witness, 82 year old Mary, who was watering her tulips in a flower box in the flats opposite stands up 'Did you see the incident ?' ask's the judge 'and what was your opinion of the accident' 'I did' she replies ' I think it was because he was a sex maniac' The court went quiet, and the judge gave her a puzzled look 'A sex maniac, how did you deduce that ?' Well I'd just fed Tiddles my cat, and was watering my flower box on the balcony, when a man went hurtling past with his cock in his hand shouting - CUNT ! '

Writing poems is really hard WTF?, think I'm a Bard? But for you my friend ,who knows? I might make up a bit of prose

Sammy my boy, are you absolutely sure you're cut out to be an idiot ??????

Bless her, see boys blondes ain't dumb ? Usually in car parks at night dear, and you?

Your finger is always welcomed You're right buddy, society is on the point of crumbling entirely, I used to shake my head at the news, now I just stare in disbelief at what I see people accepting as normal.

Yep, I remember a time when scientists said Budman couldn't drink, by fck did he put that theory to bed aged 5? I thought the Big Bang was a special offer at the local cathouse?? what do I know?

One small love bite, one large fart, and she flew off never to be seen again, story of my life.

She let me down once too often

I'm hijacking my own posts now you fckrs

No, but he has two 'Far Right',- 'far better far right' keep your signals nice and bright don't go turning left again it causes us a load of pain wave to the people on your right don't go giving them a fright but for the fckrs on the left a single finger is quite deft Dedicated to @Sourtap

Yea but 'Far Right' to you Pete starts with Homer Simpson, there is apparently only 'Far Right' for anyone disagreeing with Liberal/Socialist rhetoric, aka 'The Far Left'

Well spotted Sammy, the outrage is because a man was appointed when of course they can't have periods, HOWEVER equality laws state that you cannot prevent people having jobs because of their gender. So the outrage is (legally) unfounded, what goes around comes around girls, men can do ladies jobs too. I suppose the real test will happen when a male applies to be given the free tampons, after all if you can apparently breastfeed now, I'm sure that's ok? Fucking barking mad the lot of them.

When men were men and women women, be offended snowflakes

As the main Cunt in these forums I thank you sir

Oh I have, many times, must have been lucky?

Backlash after Scotland appoints man as first ever period poverty rights officer: 'When is this idiocy going to end?' (gbnews.uk) Surely this can't be real, but it is, perhaps the true reason for kilts is emerging ???

That's really weird J3st3r, I watched this only eight hours ago, horrific doesn't begin to describe it, and I'm sorry to say it idiots but drugs are behind everything ruining society. I'm not anti drugs, if that's your thing then live and let live, but it is truly sad to see human beings in that state. You tend to be a little more extreme in the US and Canada, but we always catch up eventually, most of the trouble in Londonistan and other cities is drug related. I remember as a teenager going to Glasgow, drunks were lying in every street, fights everywhere, Glasgow did a great job of cleaning it up, but slowly I saw the druggies replacing the drunks. In fact I haven't seen a drunk in daylight in any British city for a long time, but I see more and more homeless and drug dependent. The only people gaining hugely are the criminals and they pay off the politicians, laundered drug money buys legal businesses, ever considered you might work for a drug lord ??? it is becoming more and more likely. If you come into work in a corporate firm and find a horses head on your desk don't be surprised, don't hand in your notice flee, you have not won a share in a racehorse.

I'll dedicate the next to you buddy (get ready for the assholes to moan and complain) the forums are becoming dull, dull, dull, the characters are disappearing ( Hi Hxtr) replaced by men in grey suits who never smile and treat life very seriously. I'll demonstrate this with a graph next post, you'll remember the good times, Ayaq Guyaq, Hxtr, Queenie etc etc, Kapt Krunch has disappeared (hope him and Queenie are ok). As in real life the assholes are winning, stifling conversation, typing in capitals, thinking they are oh so right and clever, driving people away well fuck them, joke, laugh and be what you all profess to be - idiots. LMFAO Ridiculous ????? they are true You'll only be left with intro's and birthdays soon, oh yes and complaints about me

OMG that's it, and one of my favourite groups too, thanks buddy.

No I mean rubber ones, those ones give us old folks heart attacks (anyone got a defibrillator for sale?)