RobMc

Any wildlife left in the USA? oh yea Pengy

WOW? you can count that far?

As I have nothing better to do than annoy you fckrs I've developed an interest in Bigfoot, does anyone else think it exists? I've watched loads of videos etc but I'm undecided, surely more evidence would be there by now? Must admit some of the videos look convincing, but so does @LaRSin's claims that he pawns Rob, and we all know that's bullshit.

She's a little stunner isn't she?, in fact if she fell you would be knocked out for sure, lol my wifes about 5 stone soaking wet,

Hi gorgeous, like the new picture

Hey now this is a straight fight between me and @Biotech, no threesomes

Thanks buddy, I stuck your finger where the sun don't shine then put it in water, hoping it grows into something I can include in your next beer brew, although it may be too strong for you at 1% Shandy Boy

Makes a change? not authorised by any fckr, and the only records I have still run at 78 rpm, remember RobMc you love him PS where were all my Valentines girls ??????????????????

Get well soon mate

Most apt, they're full of hot air too

I haven't seen him this excited since the last time the fckr knifed me in 2014

Best not to let 'you know who' see this photo of you mate, she's not keen on men wearing bras

And you're a baby yea?

OMG where did you get this? and who was the hacker winning? Just as well you didn't show my VFT games

Over 20 years younger than me m8

Gotcha, the kids look great it's nice being a grandparent

By the pictures I know he's young, bwtf is he talking about?

She's after my corkscrew

It's your age mate, bet you can't run as fast too

I think we're going to have to face this buddy she's gone, all the signs are there, someone's appeared with a screw top, and all we have to offer are corks.

You're not going to fit into that new frock

UPDATE Wow what an interesting drinks party, it takes allsorts doesn't it? I was invited to a gathering of 'friends' for some drinks and 'titbits', I never suspected this was a literal translation. My mobility scooter made short work of the journey, parking it outside I gathered most guests were already present, the stench of cheap perfume was overpowering, it was so strong the gas board turned up following complaints from the neighbours. Curtains twitched as I knocked on the door, my street cred had hit a new low, must remember to do a drive by at the weekend as a reminder who is 'Da Daddy'. The door was opened by the most stunning Asiatic creature I had ever laid eyes on, face of an Angel, figure from the Gods and 'Love and Hate' on her hairy knuckles, this was where it was at. The poodle bounded up to greet me (is it normal to lick your crotch?) wagging her short tail, which appeared to have a dildo attached? The high pitched womens laughter from the front room was a misnomer, turned out there wasn't a female present, however as us old sailors say 'Any Port in a Storm'. The front room was brimming with Women/Men/Binary people dressed to the nines, there were more wigs than at Versailles in the 1700's. Old Rob didn't fall for the gold coin on the floor or the 'is my fly unbuttoned'? lines, there was an air of disappointment but they rallied when my new found buddy entered the room resplendent in a blue frock, he reminded me of Jointz. The party had started TBC

I'm disappointed, you boys always have to drag sex into Rob's pure as the driven snow stories, you all need a cold shower.

You on those mortice joints again buddy? eating what? aw you corrected it?