RobMc

One lorry???? Saturday morning

You must be gutted @TBB?

They don't seem interested in anything any more Barron ?

I get it, the saliva soaks into and expands the dowels you pictured, then when you peg the joint it's tight, very clever, you couldn't invent something better unless you were on drugs could you? Must show that at the next O.A.P.'s woodwork class, we're making a milking stool, although the old girls are past producing? but keeps us busy.

I know buddy, I know, it's hard not to love Rob, but some people try really hard, until they learn it's probably best to keep quiet. I'm so glad you've found me, at last someone who understands Rob's pain and anguish at the sins in these forums, although I've discovered we may have some assistance. A recent advert from a young lady calling herself 'Miss Correction' in the supermarket may be of help, in fact if we need funds she offers a 'whip round', she may come in handy. Strange notice board that, I had to push through a crowd of very funny looking men to read it. I think my search for love began with being born to triplets, I was the one on the bottle, I yearned for affection all my youth, but more so for what I had been deprived of as a baby, no more bottles for me buddy. I am a bit worried about your 'love' having discovered you are an ardent AC/DC fan, if we ever meet buddy plug in elsewhere if you get my drift, no offence. Right off to watch the horse racing, Chewing Gum sticking to the rails, Dusty Carpet - never been beaten and Arran Isle (a good jumper) my tips for this afternoon. Adieu buddy

Those trips to the STD clinic worked then?, glad to hear it buddy, Essssieeee will be pleased. What do you give to the man that has everything ? - penicillin.

I'm surprised he was a great player except 1/1 where I used to beat him usually, but normally he'd hammer me.

Great to see you've joined the society of Robmc admirers buddy, you'll not regret it, obviously my latest offer of pin the tail on the kangaroo free for 2 weeks (recommended by Bosun and Majbasil), was irresistible. Be careful not to slip down the slope of depravity like those 2 though, keep a stiff upper lip, nothing else though, and you'll be fine. The toilet paper is a howl, you ought to do a graph showing the inexorable rise in prices, toilet paper is now so expensive I've considered chucking it and training the dog. See her face when she kisses him and calls him her little darling now fckr. Unfortunately I can't promise you the benefits our ladies get, but you'll have many years of pleasure trying to outwit me. Trying to cope at the moment, my wife went out for milk yesterday and never came back, my mate rang this morning and asked if I was coping, 'not bad' I replied, 'I've been using that powdered stuff'. Looks like a long day, write to me soon buddy, it's lonely being the idiots pariah Love you in a manly sort of way Rob

No, not without my glasses

So you're swimming now old boy?, buy some diapers, keep that mattress dry

Do you use glue?

Hey @jointz as a fellow woodworker you'll love this, it's our type of porn, have you done many different joints this month (ps sorry he spells mitre incorrectly)

He's a killer

Good idea

The graffiti on those cliffs is terrible , I'd love to go to Sturgis

When I'm dead that poem will be famous, taught and analysed by professors, you'll all be able to say I was there when Rob composed it.

I would recommend reading 'Animal farm' by George Orwell if you haven't already Sammy, it portrays that no matter which regime you live under there are always an elite, divorced from reality ( e.g. Let them eat cake, Maria Antoinette ). The one fact in the land of freedom I find strange is that it does not seem possible to be President unless you are a millionaire/billionaire, we haven't reached that yet because we limit spending on campaigns (supposedly). To me the USA always reminds me of the old 70's poster Life is like a shit sandwich, the more bread you have the less shit you gotta eat Appears that way

I reach out to the toilet roll, my mission is complete A voice it speaks, ‘you finished yet’ ? I jump up off the seat I’d sat at peace here in the dark, without an ounce of strain But WTF? I get a shock, and s..t myself again

At last some good news, well done Athena

You seem awfully obsessed with the robbers Totty? Family worth many billions, biggest public spongers and they avoid tax (i.e. inheritance tax) which even the poorest pay. They have you fooled mate, they live a life of luxury off your back, as I said sympathy I give, but no remorse, I for one know I'm being robbed, and there's no Robin Hood. Watch this, some of this is a bit misleading but most of it is fact, they stand covered in medals, unearned, the only one not bedecked was the shamed paedophile (who got off with it) crazily he really fought in the Falklands, they are at the best misleading and shameless..

Say 'That Thai chick looks hot !' , in a bar welcoming both sexes called 'Ladyboy'

Snitz my boy, how are you?

You do of course have an axe to grind Yacc ?

Doh, my background is white, that's why I couldn't see the white letters