RobMc

Great to see you've joined the society of Robmc admirers buddy, you'll not regret it, obviously my latest offer of pin the tail on the kangaroo free for 2 weeks (recommended by Bosun and Majbasil), was irresistible. Be careful not to slip down the slope of depravity like those 2 though, keep a stiff upper lip, nothing else though, and you'll be fine. The toilet paper is a howl, you ought to do a graph showing the inexorable rise in prices, toilet paper is now so expensive I've considered chucking it and training the dog. See her face when she kisses him and calls him her little darling now fckr. Unfortunately I can't promise you the benefits our ladies get, but you'll have many years of pleasure trying to outwit me. Trying to cope at the moment, my wife went out for milk yesterday and never came back, my mate rang this morning and asked if I was coping, 'not bad' I replied, 'I've been using that powdered stuff'. Looks like a long day, write to me soon buddy, it's lonely being the idiots pariah Love you in a manly sort of way Rob

No, not without my glasses

So you're swimming now old boy?, buy some diapers, keep that mattress dry

Do you use glue?

Hey @jointz as a fellow woodworker you'll love this, it's our type of porn, have you done many different joints this month (ps sorry he spells mitre incorrectly)

He's a killer

Good idea

The graffiti on those cliffs is terrible , I'd love to go to Sturgis

When I'm dead that poem will be famous, taught and analysed by professors, you'll all be able to say I was there when Rob composed it.

I would recommend reading 'Animal farm' by George Orwell if you haven't already Sammy, it portrays that no matter which regime you live under there are always an elite, divorced from reality ( e.g. Let them eat cake, Maria Antoinette ). The one fact in the land of freedom I find strange is that it does not seem possible to be President unless you are a millionaire/billionaire, we haven't reached that yet because we limit spending on campaigns (supposedly). To me the USA always reminds me of the old 70's poster Life is like a shit sandwich, the more bread you have the less shit you gotta eat Appears that way

I reach out to the toilet roll, my mission is complete A voice it speaks, ‘you finished yet’ ? I jump up off the seat I’d sat at peace here in the dark, without an ounce of strain But WTF? I get a shock, and s..t myself again

At last some good news, well done Athena

You seem awfully obsessed with the robbers Totty? Family worth many billions, biggest public spongers and they avoid tax (i.e. inheritance tax) which even the poorest pay. They have you fooled mate, they live a life of luxury off your back, as I said sympathy I give, but no remorse, I for one know I'm being robbed, and there's no Robin Hood. Watch this, some of this is a bit misleading but most of it is fact, they stand covered in medals, unearned, the only one not bedecked was the shamed paedophile (who got off with it) crazily he really fought in the Falklands, they are at the best misleading and shameless..

Say 'That Thai chick looks hot !' , in a bar welcoming both sexes called 'Ladyboy'

Snitz my boy, how are you?

You do of course have an axe to grind Yacc ?

Doh, my background is white, that's why I couldn't see the white letters

OMG Basils joined pornhub ?????????????? The world is falling apart

Must be my settings everyone else sees it?, either that or too much rum last night I have security set high in case porn sites spam me Yea

??? is it supposed to be blank Bosun? I can't see anything

Don't trust men in green dresses Essssieeee, trust Rob, you know it's right

When I returned the first thing I noticed was the absence of Krunch and Icequeen, I commented then, sincerely hope these two great characters are ok, but that was a long time ago now.

More Muppet Key

You might wish to rephrase that Bio ??? (perhaps cable ???)