OK fckrs, now was the perfect time for Rob to do some research into this LBQZ Rainbow thing, I realise it's getting popular and there's nothing like popular to earn a few bob. My pimping enterprise was going well and so were the coke sales, my new furry ride had the only satnav in the country highlighting corners in every red light district in the UK, and coke had now overtaken lemonade at the over 60's dances.
I'd noticed this 'bloke' 7 doors away 6' 3", built like a Gorilla, with a permanent chin of stubble was looking a bit different, I think the tits gave it away. Curious as usual I was passing one day when he came out of the front door to walk his poodle. 'All right mate errr Maam' I uttered, 'cold enough for your balls to drop off ?' I cheerily uttered. To my amazement he burst into tears, the poodle almost drowned, but worse his shirt magnificently displayed his new 'wares' better than any miss wet t shirt competition (remember Pengy?), Rob being a gentleman averted his eyes.
'How did you know?' he sobbed, I was perplexed, 'know what'?, I wondered
'I only had the snip and tuck operation yesterday, I miss them already' he said in a falsetto voice, 'I've made a terrible mistake'
'Why what's wrong?' I asked
'It's only been 24 hours and already I can't reverse park and incessantly nag my partner' he replied 'would you like to come for a drink?'
I'll report back tomorrow