OMG, of course, you're right, HXTR is really Elmo, how did we not see this straight away?? Obviously Big Bird was sent to investigate the contrails and died a horrible death. Hxtr came to warn us idiots and we are so stupid we never took him seriously.
Luckily two of the idiot wise men, Fld Marshall and Hammer, held the true path, never deviating from their course, we must listen to their wise preachings in future, mock them not, only they are true 'idiots'.
Do not worship false Gods, contrails spread covid, report contrails to the authorities before we are all doomed to extinction.
Wonder if they will rid us of bunny hoppers?, are we that lucky?
Sadly I have never been lucky, but we have a colleague called 'the dealer', who is so fucking lucky that if he ordered a mail order bride Amazon would deliver by mistake Jennifer Lawrence and send me a witch.
Cunt