RobMc

OK, this is all over the place, pump that 'pushes' the flow through filters in Litres per minute?? therefore it is pumping dirty water before any filtration, correct? is 3 x 20 inches the depth and circumference of each filter, which as they do their job and get dirty will require more pressure for the same flow Then a secondary filtration through 4 filters no idea about .q meaning?, but what really has me puzzled is the pressure can be adjusted by a 'free flow waste' so does this restrict it and cause a back pressure?? presume 7 to 1 is in bar? However it is very very simple, just like your wires in electricity, the maximum flow available will be at the most restrictive point, you can't push it any harder. So the circumference of the smallest pipe is all you'll get, look up the formula on Google. Once you know how much should be coming through 'free flow' then with the filters in you'll need a gauge to increase pump pressure to get the same reading. i.e. fit a pressure gauge at the end of the filtration, take all filters out put pump up to max and note reading. Stop, dial pump back, put filters in then increase pump to get 1st reading. Eventually as filters clog you'll have to increase pressure to get max flow. I'll add a bit more, there is a fixed relationship between the pressure (pump), volume of water flow and circumference of the pipe (discounting aeration). So your circumference is a constant, fixed by the pipe size, leaving the only variables pressure and volume (related to each other). You cannot push any more through it than it will take, because it is liquid and does not compress (unlike a gas), once it reaches maximum then that is it, no more. I need to understand how the pressure is affected by this free flow waste, i.e. the relationship in the system. Is the pump constant pressure? i.e. non adjustable, because if it is as I stated earlier I suspect the waste acts like a resistor. If this is so then you are always getting full flow as that is what the pump is supplying, the waste is merely restricting (calming down) the full flow. Give us a bit better description of the system please

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I hope you'll post some pictures when you get one

Yacc if this wasn't so sad you'd laugh wouldn't you, this fckr says theres 58 different sexes ? Pretty soon the only way to prove you're straight is to walk around with a hard on ? Which gives me a problem

I did I fainted

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You shouldn't be admiring it Vincent

Old joke The old farmer in Ireland says to his son 'Heres £30, get yourself to the market on Saturday and buy a new cock, the old ones on it's last legs' So dutifully the lad walks 10 miles into town, of course in the market square the pubs are open, being hot and thirsty he pops into one. The inevitable happens and he spends the money on drink, only £1 remains, OMG he thinks, my Dad will beat me black and blue. In desperation he goes around the sellers trying in vain to buy a healthy cockerel for £1, no luck. Then he comes across a stall where this cock is on a chain with a hood on it's head. Puzzled he asks the vendor why?, seeing his chance the vendor gives his sales pitch about not wanting to tire it out in the sun, but assures the boy that the cock is insatiable and just what he needs, so the deal is done. Arriving back at the farm the old farmer looks sceptically at the raggy bird, but decides to give it a chance, they go to the first henhouse, undo the chain and remove the hood. The cock blinks twice in the sunlight then jumps through the henhouse door, feathers fly everywhere and the squawking is tremendous. Five minutes later the cock struts out of the henhouse and dives in the next one, same thing, feathers fly. They look in the first henhouse and the hens are exhausted, literally shagged out, pleased the farmer says to his son 'lets have a cup of tea while the cock does his business'. They are just pouring the tea when glancing out of the window they see the cock, eyes closed on his back in the middle of the yard with vultures circling overhead. Thinking he's overdone it and dead they rush to the cock, just as they arrive he opens one eye, and from the corner of his beak says :- 'piss off, they'll be down in a minute'

Yuk, good Vodka ruined, wtf is 'Fairy Floss' ??? you Aussies gone rainbow ffs??

Yes but deliberately spelt incorrectly as 'a play on words', come on now Guru ?

Looks foul to me, but probably tastes like chicken, looks like he blew a fortune on it ?

True dat, @TBB says she's 'hot' too ?

I swear I won't sleep now Bullet

We'll help you Joe FU Budman

Did you spot any Russian tanks ???

You old lounge lizard you, I'll bet if it was Fred not Shelley their fingers would still be burnt, fit is she ??? Oh yes they have lots of power do girlies

Bless her, she's fighting back, well done girl, might even get her back to my cave for a flint napping session ?

You obviously research these things? in the 'heaps' at the 'love heart shop' are there any particular ones that appeal to you? When you rummage through them, at 'the love heart shop' what appeals to you? size, width, rigidity or flavour? We are fascinated with Aussie shopping, strewth Sheila, I never knew you had it in you (OMG what have I just said????)

Anything you recommend dear??

Did you get yours @TBB ????

Now you don't expect us to believe they can reach it without step ladders ??? Come on now EC

You big softy

You're probably better not knowing

Thanks for that buddy, some did, some didn't, that's life ps Look out the ones that didn't

It's an old one I've done before but still funny so thought I'd repeat it, how are you buddy?