RobMc

Bring it on, Saturday 1200 your time, which should be 1700 my time (I'll check) you can give me a lesson, I'm not the best on this (excuses excuses) ok with you?

Zeppelins 1st album for me What truly amazed me was 'Mike inspired me', you drunk ???

Yes you are

FFS when I read the title I thought you were giving us tips ?????? wtf are those yellow things??

I was rolling around laughing at this video, brilliant, we need to laugh at ourselves more often and not take things so seriously.

And mine but I never saw them live, and can you believe I never went to see Zeppelin for some reason I can't even remember now when I had tickets. We have a radio programme in the UK called 'Desert Island Discs' where guests can only have say 3 albums, mine would be Zeppelin 1, Fire and Water by Free and Argus by Wishbone Ash purely for 'The King Will Come', I saw them live in Liverpool and the guitar work was amazing, yet to hear better live.

Ah? now I understand fckr

Hey buddy I ain't into 'Cross Dressing' Just Donkeys

I know that one Ray, it says :- Make sure the Mule is facing the rock and can't escape before lifting it's tail ? We have a similar one for sheep

Too late for me as usual, so @Merlin007 is spared

If only you'd been in my class ?

Love it, thank you

Oh Oh, I think my adopted idiot son is having spells of dizziness if he's going round in circles, you fckrs give my boy some space.

Wow Basil, you made them wear 3 layers ? you certainly took precautions seriously girl ?

Thanks Yop, I'm decorating and it's perfect for watching the paint dry

What a pity, you are missing the best bit in your life, everyone is different but nothing, and I repeat nothing has tugged at my heartstrings more than being a father, and a grandfather. I would not swap my experiences and the love for no fucking cat, no love there.

NO NO NO NO NO It is the greatest thing you will ever do, you are young have had a few bad experiences, but hey ho we all have. What you need to do is find the right woman, which isn't easy especially today strangely, and she will turn up sometime. I did not get married until I was 32, it not only was the best thing I ever did, but it also probably saved me from a pointless life. Think of this as a setback and a lucky escape, get out there buddy, she's looking for you too.

Give Dot a kiss for me

Love all versions of the Thirty Nine steps, and the book, and cowboys ( we still allowed to call them that ? not cowpersons ?)

Once in 18 months ????????? In that case my sex life is AWESOME

As it appears a lot of you believe everything by any fckr knowledgeable experts, old Rob has spotted a gap in the market in the idiot world. Without any permission whatsoever by the management I offer my considerable expertise, learning and experience practice in the following, for a very reasonable fee, paid in points in order I can invest it for the future (fcking Bogleg). :- Counselling - Regular readers will realise just how compassionate I am, perfect for sorting out any cunt troubled person in any situation they may encounter in life, marriage problems, sex problems, in fact anything at all. I have a panel of perverts experts at my disposal to deal with the especially juicy difficult situations. A personal visit may be necessary or we could meet in the park at the toilets anywhere convenient. Babysitting - a newly acquired skill that I'm excelling at, locally known as 'The Burp Brother' milfs young mothers are flocking to my door, breastfeeling breastfeeding a speciality. Spelling and Grammar - Got a juicy tale to tell, let Rob run over it and make sure it's fit for idiots, I can include sexual references if desired for a small bonus. Drug or Alcohol problems ? - no hassle, I have access to some of the best dealers and off licences in the country, pm me for prices (joke) Worried about vice in your area? - no problem, Rob has access to some of the best pimps and cleanest girls in the UK, can also cater for Europe and looking for a suitable partner in the USA and Canada (@BUDMAN and @Chris?) cars supplied at trade prices. These are just a taste of what I can offer, special rates for lady members, no conspiracy theorists please.

Most of them, if you're having trouble getting to sleep (Couldn't resist Vincent and Didier)

Not 'hard' to believe ?

I'M AT THE FUCKING TOP

I would be 'gutted' - (get it)?