RobMc

OK Dot, but when I turn up make sure this doesn't happen A guy goes fishing every Saturday morning. He gets up early and eager, makes his lunch, hooks up his boat and off he goes, all day long. Well, one Saturday morning he gets up early, dresses quietly, gets his lunch made, puts on his long johns, grabs the dog and goes to the garage to hook up his boat to the truck and down the driveway he goes. As he is coming out of his garage rain is pouring down, it is like a torrential downpour. There is snow mixed in with the rain, and the wind is blowing 50 mph. Minutes later, he returns to the garage. He comes back into the house and turns the TV to the weather channel. He finds it's going to be bad weather all day long, so he puts his boat back in the garage, quietly undresses and slips back into bed. There he cuddles up to his wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispers, "The weather out there is terrible." To which she sleepily replies, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that shit?"

Never cheated on my wife since the day I married mate, only girl for me.

I'm telling Dot

I got pushed another one, guess where?, yep Florida, now I understand how you can barely raise your rifle in game Bud. You must become oblivious to all these gorgeous girls.

Desperate times call for desperate measures

Fckrs trying to oust me lol?

True dat, I've heard the other players calling him a big prick

Kept all my vinyl, glad I did, got most of the original albums you quote, and Chicago pre pop were great loved 'Wishing you were here'. Rock n roll hoochie koo, now that brings back memories, I had Sansui gear in 70's too, now got Arcam Alpha 9 system bi-amped to Mission speakers, great sound. Me and you have an awful lot in common Mike, know my wife fckr ???

WARNING - BITCHFIGHT

They must have thought it was shite too??? Rapper shot as many as 64 times as he walked out of Chicago jail (nbcnews.com)

Another one spoilt by fish GIRLS Trip - HOT summer FISHING | Part 1 - YouTube Wow Youtube are pushing these at me now, wifes getting suspicious with me telling her I'm watching fishing then hearing girls voices? Do you think this one looks like GG ? No fear of crocodiles swimming in a bikini - YouTube

FLORIDA AGAIN? what a place, surprised it ain't full by now?

Try your left hand

No EC it's not at your house

Oh Sourtap please be nice to me won't you ?, respect my human rights and don't give poor old Rob the finger, I am still traumatised from Queenie who I thought loved me ? Even though your moment of inertia in game is off the chart I respect your skills mate, who else looks frozen even when they're not? takes years of practice. I realise I'm not attention seeking, but now you're a father show respect to us Snowflakes, pay me more attention in future, I'm pining for your finger mate, nicotine stains and all.

Ah bless you, you have no idea what that conjures up in my mind

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/shrinking-penises-night-terrors-among-24545920

No, just amusing his minors (groan)

Yet another keen angler Bikini FISHING!! - Paddleboard fishing for exotic Barramundi fish - YouTube We are blessed

You guys in Florida have to be the luckiest fckrs anywhere, heres another fishing video showing great techniques ( ff to 5.40 )

Thought I'd get in first poppet

Warning 'Lounge Lizard Loose in Forums'

Reminder - spawn killing is allowed, but only pussies do it again and again

I'm puzzled ?, something out of the ordinary here ?

Just like politicians eh ??????????? However there is one person you can Trust - Rob For only a small donation to my gambling account I will send you a signed first edition of my new book ' Thirty ways to convince the court that you were in the park to feed ducks and nothing else' post it as soon as I get out