RobMc

I could quote 3 names straight away off the top of my head (but won't) of people who can do this anyway at the start of any game before they've got any killstreaks.

The problem with this is it doesn't show things like extra time on combat medic (when they spawn), the perks they have or how many extra perks they have. It does show fairly well things like radar and headshots so I might persevere, however they'll all have read this now and will be watching. What is absolute, with every one of them is the inability to speak in the game, and I mean every one of them - full stop. They may be regular good players, or admins but I say again it will greatly assist with everything if every member has to play under their main XI name. No pseudonyms, out in the open like the rest of us, and I personally don't see why not?, if you're a clan member why do you need another name on our servers? We know and appreciate you all try your best, but it seems to be a losing battle in all the servers, disruptive players are driving away members in their droves, on every server.

I'll need to buy a bigger fucking hard drive

Thanks Boss but I don't have the energy to do all this, all I want to do is play and enjoy myself, I'll just give up.

Well Europe has all but finished, and very much for the same reasons having played with some of these for years. We've had enough of 'world class players', who see through walls, can find you if you're buried, kill you everytime with one shot, have every perk available, can spawn behind you where even with perk you can't get to, have an unlimited number of cars at the end of the game and every one of these NEVER speaks in a mic. Combined with very few admins ever on, it has driven us all away, every one of us is fed up with it, most of us have left, or play a fraction of what we used to, sad but a fact. We can't prove it, or can't be bothered but we've all played for years and know damned well good players (and there are many) from dubious. I used to play 6-8 hours a day on ftag every day, that is down to about an hour now and I leave if a 'world class player' appears, as do a lot of us. I might not even play today, something I thought I'd never say, all the fun has disappeared on every server, where we enjoyed each others company for years. R.I.P. Europe but across the pond appears to be booming, yep time to find something else

Here you go Sammy, some more fake news that hey might not be fake by your favourite 'Pres', looks like it might have been true, we shall see. What is mortifying is the beginning of the video where he says the term 'Kung Flu' is racist ???? lets just rid the world of humour now shall we ?? sad fckrs.

Robs in a poetic nursery rhyme mood now :- Mary had a little lamb She also had a dick She proclaimed her Rainbow rights To prove she wasn't thick She met her perfect partner He was changing from a tranny He didn't have a set of balls But had a perfect fanny They struggled in the toilets, at the bottom of the hall They tried one leg, it didn't work, it ended up in sighs Now he sits down, she stands tall and pees between his thighs If you feel like changing sex and coming over all queery Write a column in these forums About your latest theory

Baa Baa daft sheep Are your brains quite dull Yes sir, yes sir and lots of nonsense full A theory for the master and bollocks for the dame It keeps the idiots happy down on looney lane

Gin has become a very fashionable drink over here, there are many specialised makes and even mixers (you know, water from the crotch of a Latvian virgin etc etc). I like it, but prefer rum, bet that's not cheap where you live? my local manufacturer Northumberland Spirit Company | Hand Crafted Gins & Liqueurs

Now Rob jokes about everything, but please listen to me, great pressures are put upon young people now, far more than in the past. Please please use your brains and think yourself out of any suicidal thoughts, simply because nothing will be accomplished, only deep sorrow for those you leave. You ARE NOT too fat, too thin, not cool, ugly, thick, etc etc etc, these thoughts are programmed into you by others, once you realise that deal with it. The way to deal with it is not to take your own life, but to live the life you're given, it may not be the dream life, but it is yours. Life is very precious, and I know as I am nearing the end of mine, those who speak here I play with daily, they are nice normal people despite what they might think. Everyone gets down on occasion, especially in your teens, you must work your way out of depression, and I mean 'work'. It is easy to lapse into laziness, laziness means not caring, not caring means low self esteem, low self esteem encourages suicidal thoughts. There will be many idiots in this position, get out of it by literally working, I'm not talking about a job necessarily, I'm talking about giving something, and getting it in return, but without an effort it will never happen, work at something it is the path out. You may never be on Love Island, or a millionaire, or a celebrity, but if you can hold your head up in society as someone who tried you will be a hero in all our lives. Don't ever give up. Rob (who almost died 2 weeks ago)

You're great with that gun now, we used to take the p..s, not any more you're deadly, proves sticking at it works, well done. ps put the finger back, I liked it better lol

Yep compared to their neighbours Sweden they aren't really socialist Well having met a good selection of people from most of these countries I would say most are anything but happy with their lot, in fact some have the most miserable people I have ever met, this is confusing wealth with happiness, ffs Iceland??? some of these countries have very high suicide rates, a sure sign of happiness eh? Look up the suicide rates

I'm contemplating suicide, 3 times last week I was killed by MajBasil ?

Careful, she says that to all the boys before she breaks their balls hearts

Does Dot still love me Key ?

Happened throughout history, don't think you are exempt anywhere, it just needs a trigger. Me and Harry are going to start yet another revolution, grow pony tails, smoke dope and bring it up to date by wearing sandals, so FU, how will you cope with sandals? A drastic move I know but the people need to 'feel it' our commitment to change. We'll throw away our socks in the name of freedom, anyone left standing and not gagging welcome, our slogan 'Knit your own' perfect for the new path we will tread (in our bare feet if you don't get knitting), Power to the People.

That's what your wife says - no staying power

Signed Joe

OK Queenie, this is like Goldilocks and the bears porridge ?, we've had too little, then too much how's about just right ? @Icequeen the last ones gross, the first ones 'peachy', stop there girl and let our caveman instincts take over.

Almost there dear, just a little more

Or you could do drugs before doing some research @Timmah! ?

Yes the idiots can be surprising at times, but the biggest question on everyones lips is will Queenie keep her promise ???

Ah! Ice Hockey, thanks buddy. Still don't understand why ones a hero and the other isn't ? don't bother explaining I've lost interest

Now you'll have to explain that one for us Brits, who is it so I can research him ?

WARM UP ? ffs you need to superheat them Too late for me as usual, so you're spared Bud